Thought I'd get everyone in the spirit by starting a Buckeye themed thread to 'The 12 days of Christmas'. I will start; feel free to add your OSU lyrics.
So here goes. Maestro, cue the music:
"On the first day of Christmas St. Urban gave to me: a victory over the mighty SEC"
"On the second day of Christmas_______(your lyrics here)________________
(when this tops the charts, remember I hold the copy write)