I'm going to open a petition to have our national anthem changed to Real American.

Reasons:

1) It is way catchier than The Star Spangled Banner.

2) I don't care about Jose, or "Oh say" since the lyric just HAD to be changed.

3) It is more symbolic of America, dammit! It's even in the title!

I want the song blasted as soon as Olympic gold is clinched, I don't care if Switzerland or <you can enter any country here> gets upset about it; get better.

I want the song blasted on the battlefield just as a smart bomb hits a convoy of terrorists.