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In The Year 2000....

Citrus's picture
June 28, 2014 at 12:47pm
25 Comments

In the year 2000 ...

Eleven Warriors will overtake scout and rivals to become the biggest college football site on the web. 11W will be sold for millions of dollars and no longer be an Ohio State exclusive site.

Braxton Miller will be drafted by the Seattle Seahawks. Terrel Pryor and Brax will have a dance off to decide who makes the team. Practice squad addition Kenny "Smooth Jazz" Guiton will beat them both. In week 2 of the 2015 season, Kenny will take over Russell Wilson's job and lead the Seahawks to Superbowl glory.

Mark May  will meet Jaleel White. Jaleel has gained significant weight since his days daydreaming about Laura Winslow. Both men, desirous of what the other has, agree to switch places. White, knowing little about college football, reads up on the subject instantly becoming ESPN's most insightful commentator.

Lebron comes back to the CAVS leading them to an NBA championship. Johnny Football becomes the Browns' QB leading them to the playoffs. TOSU wins the NC. ESPN relocates to Barberton.

What do you see in happening in the year 2000?

MeyerMattaScarletHeroes's picture

Hoverboards

(been waiting patiently)

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Citrus's picture

No Hoverboards yet (THAT WE KNOW OF), however, Nike is releasing these shoes sometime soon.

 

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SoCalBuck26's picture

I thought they already released them, though as a limited edition?  Are they going to mass produce these bad boys? 

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juniorbuck's picture

I'm more lost now than I was reading the nick bosa posts haha

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Citrus's picture

The Buckeyes will play an inventive new D scheme called "Nick Bosa"

The scheme is fairly straightforward. Nick Bosa plays all 11 positions on D. This enables the Buckeyes to double up on offensive recruits. The Buckeye backfield now consists of ten RB that average 60 yards per game.

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buckskin's picture

That was one of the best Conan skits ever.  I say Time Machines, I've been waiting every since Doc and Marty and that sweet ass stainless steel Delorean.

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RBuck's picture

Did someone acquire a Flux Capacitor?

"It's just another case of there you are". ~ Doc (1918-2012)

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Unky Buck's picture

Quite frankly, the best part of this whole thing was how all of these players and teams win championships and the Browns only make the playoffs #DreamBig

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Seattle Linga's picture

I'm a native Clevelander and my favorite phrase growing up was JUST WAIT TIL NEXT YEAR

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Citrus's picture

Glad you caught that. I thought it might go undetected.

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bigtenspeed's picture

Nice catch! I can't believe I missed that.

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allinosu's picture

Fire Fickell threads everywhere. 

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OSU069's picture

This is even more confusing than the Bosa thread.., 2000? Isn't that, you know, in the past?

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Citrus's picture

I just hope that pesky Y2K bug doesn't screw up the 11W servers!

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Seattle Linga's picture

Nicely done - a blast from the past.

 

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BassDropper's picture

It has been almost 10 years since Y2K, I think thats why he made the thread.

DIRECTIONER

Citrus's picture

This comment is not getting enough love.

buckguyfan1's picture

... and TSUN still sucks.

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IBLEEDSCARLETANDGRAY's picture

Mark May will still be wearing womens underwear.

"Sherman ran an option play right through the south" - Greatest Civil War analogy EVER.

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OSU069's picture

Can someone tell me where the " Mark May wears Women's underwear" thing started? Sorry if this is a stupid question.

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Seattle Linga's picture

Don't know either but it is Hilarious ............. I know it started long before my first Helmet Sticker

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