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Drunk ND student breaks into business, eats Hot Pockets, Ice Cream- passes out.

buckeyeEddie27's picture
April 2, 2014 at 12:03pm
18 Comments
Buckeyevstheworld's picture

Charlie Weis really misses South Bend.

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

+6 HS
Hovenaut's picture

Damn son, your drinking has affected your judgment.

Your appetite.

Your spelling.

 

 

I am not the Last Dragon, therefore I do not possess the power of the Glow.

+4 HS
Buckeyevstheworld's picture

Fig things are awesome.

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

+1 HS
OSU_ALUM_05's picture

The kid is from Ohio though

 

+9 HS
Oyster's picture

Yea, if I'm breaking into a "massage therapy" business I'm not looking to eat, and I'm certainly not going in when there are no "massage thereapy employees" there.  Doesn't that defeat the purpose?

May you R.I.P. Otsego, but know this. Gaylord Rocks!

+1 HS
BroJim's picture

One of the best TV dads of all time!

I season my simple food with hunger

PAWEST1202's picture

He threw a 100LB flower pot through the window? That is serious drunk-strength

Oyster's picture

The lure of Kraft Mac and Cheese will do that to people...

May you R.I.P. Otsego, but know this. Gaylord Rocks!

+3 HS
Bluke221's picture

Lock him up and throw away the key! We can't have people who voluntarily eat Hot Pockets wondering our streets and influencing our children!!

"Statistics are like bikinis....they reveal a lot but not everything" -- Lou Pinella

Go1Bucks's picture

I wonder about our streets all the time, damn those massage therapists and their late night food supplies

Go Bucks!

+1 HS
setman's picture

Give the kid a break.  His imaginary girlfriend had just broken up with him.

+3 HS
Seattle Linga's picture

Do yourself a huge favor and youtube Gaffigan and his Hot Pocket bit. I've seen him live a couple of times and he's the best.

 

+4 HS
Unky Buck's picture

I wonder if he was craving the Lean Pocket..."Open wrapper, place directly in toilet..."

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+2 HS
Seattle Linga's picture

And..........................Flush !

You're about to call in sick. 

+2 HS
hit_the_couch's picture

I wonder if he was too drunk to notice that the outside was like lava and the middle like an icicle. It's a special kinda skill getting those things cooked right.

And then I told her...i'm no weatherman, but tonight's forecast is calling for several inches!

Norwalk's picture

I wonder what the poor kid gave up for lent 

+1 HS
Seattle Linga's picture

I know Norwalk - it's called Common Sense