Offtopicland. This still isn't the place to discuss politics, religion, or hot-button social issues, however.
This is some next level drunken stupidity.
Charlie Weis really misses South Bend.
"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.
Damn son, your drinking has affected your judgment.
Fig things are awesome.
The kid is from Ohio though
Yeti's have feelings too.
Yea, if I'm breaking into a "massage therapy" business I'm not looking to eat, and I'm certainly not going in when there are no "massage thereapy employees" there. Doesn't that defeat the purpose?
"Scrolling hurts my finger"
(and FitzBuck was clearly the winner)
One of the best TV dads of all time!
I season my simple food with hunger
He threw a 100LB flower pot through the window? That is serious drunk-strength
The lure of Kraft Mac and Cheese will do that to people...
Lock him up and throw away the key! We can't have people who voluntarily eat Hot Pockets wondering our streets and influencing our children!!
"Statistics are like bikinis....they reveal a lot but not everything" -- Lou Pinella
I wonder about our streets all the time, damn those massage therapists and their late night food supplies
Give the kid a break. His imaginary girlfriend had just broken up with him.
Do yourself a huge favor and youtube Gaffigan and his Hot Pocket bit. I've seen him live a couple of times and he's the best.
I wonder if he was craving the Lean Pocket..."Open wrapper, place directly in toilet..."
Rock over London; Rock on Chicago. Timex: It takes a lickin' but keeps on tickin'
You're about to call in sick.
I wonder if he was too drunk to notice that the outside was like lava and the middle like an icicle. It's a special kinda skill getting those things cooked right.
And then I told her...i'm no weatherman, but tonight's forecast is calling for several inches!
I wonder what the poor kid gave up for lent
I know Norwalk - it's called Common Sense