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Drunk ND student breaks into business, eats Hot Pockets, Ice Cream- passes out.

buckeyeEddie27's picture
April 2, 2014 at 12:03pm
18 Comments
Buckeyevstheworld's picture

Charlie Weis really misses South Bend.

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

+6 HS
Hovenaut's picture

Damn son, your drinking has affected your judgment.

Your appetite.

Your spelling.

 

 

"Success...it's what you do with what you got" - Woody Hayes

+4 HS
Buckeyevstheworld's picture

Fig things are awesome.

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

+1 HS
OSU_ALUM_05's picture

The kid is from Ohio though

 

+9 HS
Oyster's picture

Yea, if I'm breaking into a "massage therapy" business I'm not looking to eat, and I'm certainly not going in when there are no "massage thereapy employees" there.  Doesn't that defeat the purpose?

+1 HS
BroJim's picture

One of the best TV dads of all time!

I season my simple food with hunger

PAWEST1202's picture

He threw a 100LB flower pot through the window? That is serious drunk-strength

Oyster's picture

The lure of Kraft Mac and Cheese will do that to people...

+3 HS
Bluke221's picture

Lock him up and throw away the key! We can't have people who voluntarily eat Hot Pockets wondering our streets and influencing our children!!

"Statistics are like bikinis....they reveal a lot but not everything" -- Lou Pinella

Go1Bucks's picture

I wonder about our streets all the time, damn those massage therapists and their late night food supplies

Go Bucks!

+1 HS
setman's picture

Give the kid a break.  His imaginary girlfriend had just broken up with him.

+3 HS
Seattle Linga's picture

Do yourself a huge favor and youtube Gaffigan and his Hot Pocket bit. I've seen him live a couple of times and he's the best.

 

+4 HS
Unky Buck's picture

I wonder if he was craving the Lean Pocket..."Open wrapper, place directly in toilet..."

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+2 HS
Seattle Linga's picture

And..........................Flush !

You're about to call in sick. 

+2 HS
hit_the_couch's picture

I wonder if he was too drunk to notice that the outside was like lava and the middle like an icicle. It's a special kinda skill getting those things cooked right.

And then I told her...i'm no weatherman, but tonight's forecast is calling for several inches!

Norwalk's picture

I wonder what the poor kid gave up for lent 

+1 HS
Seattle Linga's picture

I know Norwalk - it's called Common Sense