Offtopicland. This still isn't the place to discuss politics, religion, or hot-button social issues, however.
I heard his birthday candles blow themselves out out of fear...
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Fitzbuck | Toledo - Ohio's right armpit | "A troll by any other name is still a troll".
That might be the best gif I've ever seen - it's definitely in the conversation
How i wish i could up-vote this like 100x!
I'm not in this world to live up to your expectations and you're not in this world to live up to mine. - Bruce Lee
Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just called The Islands
Chuck Norris was never born he just got tired of wearing his mother
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth~Mike Tyson
Chuck Norris' calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd, because no one fools Chuck Norris.
When Alexander Graham-Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris reflecting on his younger days.
The only reason Kenny G (the musician, not our Kenny G) is allowed to live is because Chuck Norris doesn't kill women or children.
RDS > Chuck Norris