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Another Celebrity Crush Squandered

jeremytwoface's picture
February 15, 2014 at 2:14pm
60 Comments

Ellen Page recently came out as homosexual :(

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Well shucks.

At least I still have Emma Watson and Jennifer Lawrence.

PittBuckeye's picture

I'm sorry for your loss.

Seattle Linga's picture

"Jeremy Two Face" on the hunt ladies - look out!!!!!!!!!!

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jeremytwoface's picture

Not quite.

I'm married... But a boy can dream, can't he?

The first man gets the ((((Oyster)))), the second man gets the shell.

cronimi's picture

If you can dream --- can't you dream that she's straight .... and totally into you??

jeremytwoface's picture

I could, but at least my dream BEFORE she came out was possible.... Even if it was a million in one chance.

The first man gets the ((((Oyster)))), the second man gets the shell.

BucksFan2000's picture

Still hot.  She's gay, not dead.
 

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KBonay's picture

You win the internet today

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Crimson's picture

She's gay, not dead.

Some people are into that.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necrophilia

Chief B1G Dump's picture

Did this surprise anyone!?

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bigbadbuck's picture

That Jeremytwoface has a crush or that she's gay?

Buckeyevstheworld's picture

Both. XD

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

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jeremytwoface's picture
:(

 

The first man gets the ((((Oyster)))), the second man gets the shell.

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Ethan_Buck's picture

J.Law is mine! You back off! 

 

I dont always root for college athletics, but when i do (which is most of the time) I choose THE Ohio State Buckeyes.

Seattle Linga's picture

Are you planting flags like Coach Coombs does on his recruits?

Buckeyevstheworld's picture

I claimed her first. :/

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

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Unky Buck's picture

I'm pretty sure Tenn has first dibs. BVTW, you can have his sloppy seconds though.

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osu07asu10's picture

Tenn most definitely has dibs but Unky, I have his seconds, sloppy as they are.

However after seeing American Hustle, JLaw is down a few notches for me. She was great, but I'm going to associate her with her character 

"They don't know what they don't know." - Coach Mick

Oyster's picture

Hey Unky, sorry to hear that your future ex wife is done with the Olympics after her loss yesterday.  My heart goes out to you.

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Unky Buck's picture

Thanks for your condolences. I wonder how my future ex in-laws are handling the loss.

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Oyster's picture

If the Gulag has mail service, maybe you could write them a letter and find out?

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Unky Buck's picture

If the Gulag has mail service

It's the Tauntaun Express. I'll start writing it tonight by firelight and a feather pen. Nothing says "I can't wait to divorce your daughter" than a feather pen written letter.

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Oyster's picture

There was a Russian short track speed skater who gave up the gold to another Russian Sat night.  It was so obvious.  His family has been released from the Gulag.  Putin appreciates people who do as they are told, and punishes those who do not win.   

Buckeyevstheworld's picture

Tenn is like 50. His dibs don't count. XD

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

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Oyster's picture

50 is the new 27!

tennbuckeye19's picture

Wait, where did you get that I'm "like 50"?

Buckeyevstheworld's picture

9Route.

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

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Oyster's picture

Did he announce it 6 hours after Tenn told everyone?

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Buckeyevstheworld's picture

I don't question 9Route's sources.

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

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Earle's picture

Perhaps it's the fact that you remember when the Browns were good.

Italics are for emphasis.

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Oyster's picture

They used to be good?

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Buckeyevstheworld's picture

Wikipedia says yes. Wikipedia has never lied to me.

Doug Nussmeier:

In 2014 he was hired by Michigan to try and save Hoke's job. Because he was once the OC at the great program called Alabama, many Michigan fans quickly thought he was the best OC in the country even though he was about to get fired and replaced by Lane Kiffin. Michigan unfortunately still sucks.

Too bad someone edited it again. XD

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

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Oyster's picture

I'm assuming you corrected it again?

Buckeyevstheworld's picture

They'll lock the page if I do. :/

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

BuckGnome's picture

So you're saying she'll bring a friend to the party?!!!

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Buckeyevstheworld's picture

I knew it! People tried to tell me I was wrong. :/

Your move Tyler Perry.

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

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Stoicpaisano's picture

I believe Zoey Deutsch (spelling error I'm sure) is the newer model of Page.

Buckeyevstheworld's picture
Really? I don't see it.

 

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

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Seattle Linga's picture

Don't forget about me............

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Buckeyevstheworld's picture

Who is she?

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

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Seattle Linga's picture

I thought you might chime in first ........... Julianne Hough

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Buckeyevstheworld's picture

Thought it might be her.

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

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Seattle Linga's picture

She caught my attention years ago during her first run with DWTS - she won the first year and she won it the next year with Apollo Ohno.

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Aesculus.'s picture

I don't get get how this news changes anything.

11/8/2014 @Michigan State aka Payback

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jeremytwoface's picture

It doesn't change how attractive she is, but now there is no hope of her coming and knocking on my door so we can spend a crazy night of misadventures together....

The first man gets the ((((Oyster)))), the second man gets the shell.

OSU_ALUM_05's picture

you say that like the probability of your "crazy night of misadventures" actually happening was high before the announcement

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jeremytwoface's picture

Nope... but there was always a chance. So I was always like....

But now, sadly, there is not chance at all :(

 

The first man gets the ((((Oyster)))), the second man gets the shell.

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Buckeyevstheworld's picture

actually happening was high before the announcement

If Bleeker got to hit it, anyone had a shot. XD

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

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Unky Buck's picture

I was waiting for a nice Juno reference. Well done, BVTW.

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Whoa Nellie's picture

That's probably what pushed her into the other camp, no?

“Don’t fear criticism. The stands are full of critics. They play no ball. They fight no fights. They make no mistakes because they attempt nothing. Down on the field are the doers, they make mistakes because they attempt many things.”

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Buckeyevstheworld's picture

Meaning she has the power to resist someone that eats orange tic-tacs.

I guess she really is a wizard.

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

OSU_ALUM_05's picture

In other tragic news, Stuff the Magic Dragon proposed to Kate Upton at a basketball game when Verlander was gone for 5 minutes.  The world awaits her response.  Another popular lady of this site might be off the market soon.

http://www.uproxx.com/sports/2014/02/sorry-boys-kate-upton-getting-married-magical-dragon/

Buckeyevstheworld's picture

She got a ring before Verlander.

This doesn't bother me at all. When Salma Hayek got married, I was devastated. Same with Jessica Alba. ;_;

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

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Unky Buck's picture

As long as Alice Eve and Zooey Deschanel are still out there, then I still hold hope. Kaley is already gone so it's time to move onto the next 2...

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Buckeyevstheworld's picture

No one here ever talks about Yvonne Strahovski. That needs to change. :/

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

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Unky Buck's picture

It's probably because not enough people watched Chuck, even though it was a pretty slick show. And she's certainly hot, but just doesn't crack that top 5 for me...but she's right there, so good call on bringing her up as she does get pushed aside.

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ITWASME's picture

I second this motion and Chuck was one of my favorite TV shows

jeremytwoface's picture

Emma Watson is probably at the top of my list....

 

The first man gets the ((((Oyster)))), the second man gets the shell.

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Buckeyevstheworld's picture

Does your wife know about you tiny women obsession? lol

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

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jeremytwoface's picture

My wife would fall into that category, so yes lol.

The first man gets the ((((Oyster)))), the second man gets the shell.

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