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you are definitely drunk, if you blow higher than Kirk Ferentz's winning percentage in Big Games.
I don't have his stats in front of me... but I wouldn't think it to be that hard.
A shot of NyQuil oughta do it.
This is usually reserved for huge sexy OSU news...but this girls party legend deserves a:
That was in the Sunday or Monday SS.
"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.
Definitely the kind of girl you leave a fake # to after you hook up with her
I'm just happy to be here
If you hook up with a girl that is that junk you might as well give them the number of where you will be staying the next 5+years. You won't be forced to talk with her because they have limited calling hours. /winks
You said it, sir. I know you didn't get all sanctimonious, but what you say is true. You do that, you get locked up for sure, as well as should. No excuse. I know I have said some funny things about this situation, but there isn't anything funny about that.
that is that junk
that is that junk
Is this a new slang that I missed out on?
You got me! They say that your auto correct always associates a word with one you have used a few times before...The intended word was "drunk" btw.
.341? How was she still conscious?
Practice, Practice, Practice!!!
Yeah, just look at her Twitter handle. She clearly takes pride in being intoxicated to the max. I bet her parents love this and we all know potential future employers will as well...
Her dad actually did tweet he was proud of her...
Who doesn't love parents like that?
I was going to say mom and dad must be proud but since dad has already shown his ignorance by saying he's proud, I guess that makes my statement moot. Hopefully this is the end of procreation for this strain.
Battles are sometimes won by generals; wars are nearly always won by sergeants and privates. Football is no different, the guys down in the trenches win the games, not the coach.
Is there any movie that is becoming increasingly viable as a possibly look into our future than this one?
Amen, Unky. Mike Judge is a prophet.
"You drink water? Like from the toilet?"
Idiocracy is actually a modern day prophecy.
Sad, but true. We are headed this way for sure. It might not take 500 years to get there either.
"Say my name."
I am very skeptical of this .341 number. I have to believe she had a pull of booze just before she blew which skewed her number much higher. HOWEVER, if she did indeed legitimately blow a .341 and was running around in public still...I want to party with her bad. Again, if this is legit, she is 98479823759284375987239% marriage material. I mean drop what you're doing and marry this girl.
I did some quick calculations and at her weight (@120lbs.) she would have had to do 12 shots of vodka (80 proof) in one hour, perhaps a few mor
I did 10 shots of 151 rum in 20 minutes way back in the day (a 50 dollar bet) and stumbled across the road and made it as far as my inside door mat before passing out for close to 24 hours. I was told soon after that I was lucky I didn't end up dead from alcohol poisoning
Back in the day I did 10 shots of 151 rum in 20 minutes (a 50 dollar bet) and was told after i came to close to 28 hours later that i was damn lucky i didn't die from alcohol poisoning.
I was confused and disgusted by the title until I noticed the decimal point.
Who would name their dog .341?
Maybe a Wee Willy Keeler fan?
All my Air Force friends know what a 341 is haha
Holy shit, how drunk are you at that point? That puts a certain former OSU QB who got a DUI about 12 years ago to shame.
Class of 2010.
Any bets she lied to herself the next day and said she would never drink again?
No. Her twitter handle is @vodka_samm...
I'm willing to bet she did. I know I do whenever I'm hungover.
Damn! impressive my personal record is like .19....
I feel so bad for her father.
He doesn't care. He said he's getting a .341 tattoo with her. When in Iowa...
Ok, I didn't read that part. I guess I just feel bad for both.
Why feel bad for someone that obviously doesn't care about themself? That's just my line of thinking. I feel worse knowing people like this exist.
With a dad like that, who needs bad influences? lol
Only in Iowa..
At least someone on the field was able to provide excitement for those in the stands.
I think they make corn whiskey over there too.
"Success - it's what you do with what you got" - Woody Hayes
Pretty sure all whiskey is made from corn
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Scotch and Irish whiskey don't have any corn in them. They're made from barley. So I'm pretty sure you're wrong.
When I said 'pretty sure' I meant about 50-50, and I should have said made from grain as technically barley is a grain.
Scotch means made in 'Scotland.' Irish Whiskey means made in 'Ireland.'
Scotch is made from either grain or barley and so is Irish Whiskey. Single malt and pot whiskeys are made form barley. While if grain, it is typically made from wheat or corn.
So yes there are Scotch and Irish whiskeys made from corn. Thanks for the correction, but i'm so glad I could find the absolute truth on Google. Not that I care what the stuff is made of.
The biggest differentiator between Irish and Scotch is how the barley is cooked- natural gas in Ireland, peat in Scotland (gives it that smoky flavor). Not sure about Scotland, but they don't grow corn in Ireland, and it is pretty important to use all local ingredients and facilities.
*Source- I toured the old Jameson distillery in Dublin about 4 weeks ago. It was freaking epic.
I make it a point to never date someone who could drink me under the table and then out the door, but ol' Vodka Samm isn't too bad looking from being an (fake) eyelash away from LD50.
The postgame show is brought to you by... Christ, I can't find it. The hell with it...
I read all of her tweets going back like two weeks or so just because I had nothing else to do, and dear god ALL she talks about is drinking. When you're blowing .341 like it's nothing and your name is Vodka_Sam I guess I shouldn't be too surprised, but geez... what a mess.
Ok, so a comment on Deadspin said with .341 she broke up Cabrera's bid for back-to-back triple crowns. That's world class. I wish I would have thought of that.
“Any time you give a man something he doesn't earn, you cheapen him. Our kids earn what they get, and that includes respect.” - Woody
Baby got BAC.
Is she related to Honey Boo Boo ?
That's really fucking drunk!
She has a combined 4.0 in GPA and BAC.
I bet .341 isnt the only thing she is blowing
God Bless Her
I'm a friend of thunder is it any wonder lightning strikes me
but why can't we stop by taco bell???!!!!!!
Considering how sh!t canned she is at this point...color me impressed.
If I were in college, I would inviter her to a steak dinner...and some martini's...and like 18 shots of vodka...then just see how the night goes.
I would inviter her to a (nice) steak dinner...
I would inviter her to a (nice) steak dinner...
And never call her again!
Is she sleeping on her feet? LOL
I would hate to have that hangover the next morning. Maybe the lights were already too bright for her and that's why her eyes are closed.
The cop looks like a bald Woody Harrelson.
Good thing he didn't use the taser. With the amount of alcohol in her system she would have bust into flames.
She is very pretty. In a dirty little slut kinda way.
Bury me in my away jersey, with my buckeye blanket. A diehard who died young. Rip dad.
She's what they call "Iowa hot"
Just how college guys like it.
Don't give up... Don't ever give up.
I've heard some really crazy stuff about Iowa kids and their drinking (they are the number one party school in the country for a reason), but this one blows them all away!
“Nothing that comes easy in this world is worth a damn.” -Woody Hayes
Man, that's crazy. It's a wonder that she can stand up.
that's impressive especially for her size. She tweeted about it and her handle has something to do with vodka.
as long as she didn't hurt herself or anyone, I don't see a big deal.
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