I was wondering if anyone else heard on Mike and Mike this morning about Notre Dame's new cologne they are releasing, sorry cologne and perfume, and they had a hilarious skit about what the name could be. The name they used was "Pretentious"! Really funny. (I haven't found the audio yet if anyone can)
supposedly there are a 11 other Universities to have this and so far I know of: TAMU, LSU, Alabama, UF, OKie, UNC and of course Penn State.
This has so much win for jokes! So lets come up with some catchy new names and blurbs about them. Please refrain from something like
"PSU's Candy for Boys". We don't need to go there!
I like Alabama: "New from Alabama is ELEPHANT! because nothing attracts the opposite sex more than smelling like an Mastadon in heat!"
P.S. I get this image when I think of any one of these,