It appears former Miami booster Nevin Shapiro penned a rap song while in jail.
Although his tracks aren't as hot as the ones I've dropped on 11w ....
Buckeye rap song
I’m a Buckeyes fan and I’m here to say,
I really love my Scarlet and I love my Gray.
All winter, spring and summer we anticipate the upcoming fall,
To watch our boys get out there on Saturday to move that ball.
Woody, Earle, Tress and Urbs have made Buckeye Nation proud,
Every fan across the 'tangy, in Ohio stadium will let you know that clear and loud.
You know our rivals are gonna be talking trash and nipping at our heels,
But at the end of the game, after we’ve kicked their ass, just point to the scoreboard and ask them how that feels.
All of Buckeye Nation will watch Brax lead us to the promised land, every single alum.,
And all the sweeter it will be after beating teams like Wiscy, Pedo State and scUM!
Dave left, Dave right…it really doesn’t matter what we run,
Just as long as we’re kicking ass, taking names, and having fun.
Can’t wait till September to see those Bucks run out of the tunnel,
Come January, we’re gonna close out 26-0 in Pasadena with whichever poor bastard opponent we pummel!
"Sparty gonna Spart" rap song:
Rock out wit your green & white
Rock out wit Coach D. & the Walrus.
East Lansing gonna be hoppin tonite.
East Lansing bars gonna be filled wit ballers.
Kirk Cousins could sling that pigskin.
Kirk Cousins rarely committed a sin.
Y'all knows are offense is weak & we just hired Jimmy Bolls to take over.
Now we gonna be stuck with no ball movement...nothing can help us, not even a 4-leaf clover.
So nows are offense gonna be downright offensive,
And then our fans' whining gonna be downright extensive.
Sparty message boards were in meltdown mode when Harris & Marshall committed to scUM,
That will be nuthin' compared to the meltdown this October when the # of wins so far is 1.
The time Coach D. gonna crack a smile for more than a few seconds,
Is about the same time y'all turn to the Hokester for dieting lessons!
... I still give good old Nevy credit for trying:
What it is and what it do
Throw up that peace sign and say goodbye to the U
It’s about to be through
Compliments of the Jew
I’ma drag you, NCAA Black Flag you
I wash my hands with your tears
Pres. Shalala, after all these years and all them beers?
My heart won’t veer as we depart right here
My story runs clear
La Kosher Nostra’s unveiling is near
The U’s about to disappear