PHONE'S RINGING -- IT'S URBAN ON THE LINE
I know, this is a pretty much useless article. Just something fun.
I would go watch a WNBA game! It would be the longest three hours of my life...
TTUN fans would rather talk tOSU failures in the past ten years than their own successes. Probably because they haven't had a lot of success.
It would also be the most painful.
"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.
And of course, I would be watchin with my family.
My wife and I would be very busy for the entire 3 hours......
So what would you do for the rest of the 2hrs and 59mins?
"You win with people." - Woody Hayes
Destroying porn stash??
"Because the rules won't let you go for three." - Woody Hayes
THE Ohio State University
Pushing delete shouldn't take that long.
buckeyesvtheworld is killing it here and im so damn impressed. bravo
Drive to mark mays house and take a big dump in his mail box.
I know of only two things that are infinite, space and human stupidity.....and I'm not sure about space". Albert Einstein.
How long does it take to get to LA from Columbus?
You could spend it designing machine to warp you there!
Be with my family.
Why would anyone downvote this topic? It's in the correct forum. Must be a few divas out there.
Could have been an accidental dv.
Good call. That's kinda rare on a forum topic though. Maybe extra fat fingers?
I Never knew Brady was on these forums.
That or using a ps3 controller.
I would check all the forums to make sure I didn't miss anything.
"I'm still hungry." --Brady Hoke
I would upvote this but I just joined and don't have enough helmet stickers....
Spend every second with my kids and my wife
I'd show everyone what I'd do for a Klondike bar, I'd eat just one Lays chip, and if there's still time I'll find how many licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
Cheap whiskey and Trailer Park Boys. Everyone knows life is about getting drunk and eating chicken fingers!
That's just uncalled for lmao
Looks like something Andrew Zimmern would eat
Battles are sometimes won by generals; wars are nearly always won by sergeants and privates. Football is no different, the guys down in the trenches win the games, not the coach.
I have eaten chicken feet in some sort of spicy sauce at an Asian "dim sum" restaurant, they are a wierd texture and you spit out the bones, but they were actually pretty tasty!
Also +1 for the TPB reference to HighWire! If there is a shit storm brewing, I am gonna get some Trailer Park Boys in as well!
Wow we have different ideas of fun!
I'd spend it hugging my kids and trying to keep myself together for the kids memories. I really should think of something silly or fun because this is depressing lol.
"Brady Hoke rhymes with Gravy Boat." by incredibly brilliant bucksfan
Star in my own version of Fast and Furious
I'd run towards the quietest place I could find.
Can't answer without getting "religious" so I won't...
don't worry about getting "religious"...finding God, embracing, etc., would be the most sensible thing to do
I'm just happy to be here
Would thank God for the blessings provided.... And also for being a Buckeye!
After some carnal indulgence, I'd spin either Miles Davis's Kind of Blue or Bitches' Brew on my record player, pour some scotch, perhaps light a stogie and hang out with my woman.
I would try to gather as many friends and family as I could and have one last good time together. Anything that I had been saving for a special occasion would get opened up and used, be it alcohol, cologne, a special shirt or outfit, etc.
I would film everything and in the last half hour I would film advice for my children to use in the future for the big events in life that I would not be a part of. In the remaining 10 minutes or so I would then sit with my wife and kids and wait, probably telling them that I loved them about every 60 seconds or so.
Or maybe I would get my life insurance guy on the phone and see if he could get me a $10 million policy approved in the next 3 hours.
Yeah, I dig that. The "one last hurrah" is a pretty rad idea.
Teach my year and a half old grand daughter to always,always hate _ichigan
Lotsa whisky and beer.
More whisky and more beer.
The last two days would be spent with wife, close friends and family....the last day would be with just my wife and my two dogs (one of which is pictured in my icon).
*All with buckeye highlights playing on every TV in the house constantly.
*This series of events would be slightly modified if I were to already have children.
"I'm One Bad Buckeye, and I approve this message."
Umm, he said 3 hours, not 3 days. lol
Livin' u to your name....
I would steal a bike or fast car and fly up to AACC and take a huge dump on the 50 yard line in that piece of crap that Osborne Engineering built.
What are you talking about its a wonderful piece of architecture. The way they connected a bunch of bleachers together is a work of art. They also allowed all of the noise to leave the stadium so their ears wouldn't hurt and you could have a conversation with your neighbor without shouting. The fact that the entrance and exits are located on the lower part of the bowl was to help fight obesity by making people walk as far as possible to and from the bathrooms. The classic toilet bowl shape is to reinforce the need to make several trips to the bathroom during a game. The frequent bathroom trips also helps to protect the kidneys and lower blood pressure. Don't forget it's also expandable to it will eventually be the first eyesore visible from space.
I hate that stadium.....almost as much as the team that plays in it.
Toledo - Ohio's right armpit
"A troll by any other name is still a troll".
There's an interesting movie about the last day on earth (and it's known that it will all end at a specific time) that came out about 15 years ago. Don't think it ever made it to the theaters, but it was an interesting watch, IMO.
edit: for the Gray's Anatomy fans, it's gotta be one of the first features of actress Sandra Oh.
I don't care what I'm doing as long as I die laughing.
"It's just another case of there you are". ~ Doc (1918-2012)
I would re-watch the 2002 N/C game DVD with my 11 year-old son and let him have a beer and probably BBQ any meat left in the house.
I would smoke some crack.
Class of 2010.
I'd click on one of these random 'Cougar Life - They're All Grown Up' ads I keep seeing on here and then live-Tweet the experience.
id sit in a chair and say fuckit
hey OHHIYO, I don't need three hours left in the world to do that...it happens Monday through Friday !
i even say it on the weekends, fuckit
Touche sir !
I would drive 2.5 hours to Ann Arbor so I could take my final $hit in the worlds largest toilet bowl.
I would "buy" a bunch of things at 18 months same as cash...
"I'll fire when I'm god damn good and ready! You got that?" - Pete "Maverick" Mitchel
Call all my debtors to tell them F U, I'm not paying you a damn dime and feel free to come after me.
Insert witty remark
Test drive a bugotti look at the car salesman and say. "Times up."
~Because we couldn't go for three~
Defecate on the 'M' located at the 50 at Michigan Stadium.
Call everyone I care about to tell them I love them.
Demand that "Simple Man" by Lynyrd Skynyrd be played at my funeral
Relax and recollect the greatest things I've experienced.. a lot of buckeye memories would be involved
I like football
Vegas. Bet it all on (Buckeye) red.
Take out a HUGE life insurance policy.
They'll already know you're dying. They may kill you quickly just for toying with them.
One question how I am going out?
3 hours umm... Praying, a heck of a lot prayer!
"We have always had the best damn band in the land, now we have the best damn team in the land"- Jim Tressel 1-03-03
I just lost my 5 year old son on March 20th so all fun aside for me - I AM living minute to minute and trying to love those around me as much as possible. I love my Buckeyes and all, but man this puts things in perspective.
Cannot imagine what you've gone through. Nothing to say other than terribly sorry for your loss Maceyko, as hollow as that seems right now. Peace come your way my friend.
I wish there was more I could do for you then just offer my sympathies, but unfortunately there isn't. I am very sorry for your loss.
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