Most punchable face in sports

In the spirit of March Madness, and the recent thread on Tom Crean, I hope that someone with better tech skils than I have could set up a punchable face bracket with pictures to determine who, in fact, has the most punchable face in sports. Punchable, for me at least, is not necessarily the same thing as hate. For example, I'm a Bulls fan and actually like Dennis Rodman --kind of, but I swear anytime I see his face I really want to punch it. So, 11W, what do you say? Whose face do you want to punch? And please stick to sports.

Hovenaut on 12 Mar 2013 - 6:52pm #

However this rolls out, Crean gets a top seed/first round bye.

"Success - it's what you do with what you got" - Woody Hayes

cajunbuckeye on 12 Mar 2013 - 7:08pm #

I'd like to donkeypunch Tim Brando. Time for a dirt nap you douche!!

An angry fan...rooting for an angry team...led by angry coaches

Oakland Buckeye on 13 Mar 2013 - 1:56pm #

Uh, Caj - you might wanna look up what donkey punch means....unless you REALLY like Brando!

Gametime on 13 Mar 2013 - 2:32pm #

Yea, I think he might've pulled a Jeopardy - aiming for a rabbit punch is more like it.

"Leave...Your...Mark..."

cajunbuckeye on 13 Mar 2013 - 6:16pm #

Times sure have changed. In my day, it meant hitting someone as hard as a mule kicks. Granted, Brando is a little bitch, but I don't swing that way. If I did, I'd damn sure blast Timmy in the base of the skull when I finished!!!!

An angry fan...rooting for an angry team...led by angry coaches

Oakland Buckeye on 15 Mar 2013 - 6:32pm #

LOL!

HolyBuckeye1093 on 12 Mar 2013 - 7:29pm #

ATXbucknut on 12 Mar 2013 - 7:51pm #

Anyone involved with the ichigan program, especially terrorists involved with the ichigan program.

Codeezy on 12 Mar 2013 - 8:39pm #

Pao Gasol, Skip Bayless, Desmond Howard

GoldenBearBuckeye on 12 Mar 2013 - 8:47pm #

Mike Hart

HolgateBuckeye on 12 Mar 2013 - 9:09pm #

Joakim Noah gets my vote.

Boom777 on 14 Mar 2013 - 6:22pm #

Slug him twice!!!

Wherever you are, there you be!

HighBallAce on 16 Mar 2013 - 5:49am #

It'd be awful hard to hit that idiot in the mouth! He'd be bouncing up and down cause he wasn't on his meds! I can't stand that idiot!

OSUBias on 12 Mar 2013 - 9:13pm #

I don't think I could create a 64 face bracket, but here are some faces I think can make a run in the punchable tourney: Mark May, Desmond Howard, Collin Cowherd, Bill Simmons, Tom Crean, Bert Bielema, Rich Rod, Tom Brady, Skip Bayless, Jim Harbaugh, Kyle orton, Bo Pelini, confused Eli/Peyton Manning, angry Philip Rivers, rothlesberger...I am going to stop for awhile. I have the urge to punch something. Woooosaa. Oh and that Dolphins player who drinks champagne every year when the last undefeated team loses. God that guy is punchable. Oh Russell Westbrook, Chris Webber smirk, Tim Duncan bug eye, Greg Popovich, Coach K. Ok I'm done for real.

When told OSU set school record for 50+ games this year, UFM said "That's good. We're gonna break that next year."

Oyster on 13 Mar 2013 - 10:49am #

Bias,

How could you want to punch Rich Rod? I loved the guy. The tears, the Josh Groban moment etc. That guy was pure gold.

OSUBias on 13 Mar 2013 - 2:38pm #

I loved him too, but his pissy face was a very punchable face. I was trying to differentiate between people that I just don't like and people with punchable faces, regardless of whether or not I like them.

When told OSU set school record for 50+ games this year, UFM said "That's good. We're gonna break that next year."

Boom777 on 14 Mar 2013 - 6:24pm #

If your talking about Mercury Morris, that guy needs a kick in the dick too!

Wherever you are, there you be!

BME_Buckeye on 12 Mar 2013 - 9:29pm #

Ohio State's band SLAUGHTERED Michigan's band. If this were a football game, it would have been Florida State vs. Savannah State. - SB Nation following OSU vs. UM 2012

Buckeyevstheworld on 12 Mar 2013 - 9:34pm #

Mario Chalmers, Shane Battier, Wade, Jim Rome, Colin Cowherd, Bill Plaschke, and Mark May.

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

FitzBuck on 17 Mar 2013 - 8:11am #

I've been told I look like Shane Battier.

Now I understand why people don't like me.

Fitzbuck
Toledo - Ohio's right armpit
"A troll by any other name is still a troll".

Buckeyevstheworld on 17 Mar 2013 - 11:49pm #

lol

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

sharks on 12 Mar 2013 - 9:35pm #

At first I was like:

But now I'm all:

The postgame show is brought to you by... Christ, I can't find it. The hell with it...

yankeescum on 12 Mar 2013 - 9:48pm #

Bill Laimbeer.

kgab11 on 12 Mar 2013 - 9:49pm #

Jay Cutler or Hines Ward

FLBuckeye on 12 Mar 2013 - 11:49pm #

Anderson Varejao

buckskin on 13 Mar 2013 - 2:21am #

Dan Fouts. Man I wanted to drop him during that 02 national title game. If it wasn't for Keith Jackson, I would have watched the whole game muted. Also Brett "there's no crying in football" Bielema.

gbdawg on 13 Mar 2013 - 7:09am #

Still Tom Crean

texasbuckeye on 13 Mar 2013 - 7:19am #

Collin Cowherd, then hit Skip Bayless with the other fist

buckeyedude on 13 Mar 2013 - 8:04am #

Cowherd. That no-talent, spits-while-he-talks commentator is the worst. Dislike him almost as much as Fat Urkel.

"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license."

Buckeyejason on 15 Mar 2013 - 6:47pm #

^ This! If I ever see him in person I'd do jail time and a fine to knock him out cold.

Run_Fido's favorite word is strawman.

FitzBuck on 17 Mar 2013 - 8:27am #

Believe me I hear what you're saying about herd but my area switched to CBS and now we have Finestine who is intelligent but just horrible as a radio host. What's the equivalent to a "hard turn" in radio? Whatever it is called he does multiple in each segment. The only thing worse is him talking about needing to break, realizing he went early and filling 30 seconds talking about needing to fill the 30 seconds. Colin is a pompous ass who answers his own questions and shuts down anyone who doesn't agree with his viewpoint but at least his entertaining more often than not.....and he talks football...his guests tend to be A+.....and

ok I want to punch him in the face too.

Fitzbuck
Toledo - Ohio's right armpit
"A troll by any other name is still a troll".

syphon2677 on 13 Mar 2013 - 7:33am #

coach K

Kevbo714 on 13 Mar 2013 - 7:41am #

I would punch Mike Tyson... I have no vendetta, and the sole reason is that I would like to tell a story that began with, "so let me tell you about the time I punched Mike Tyson in the face..."

Tom Crean listens to Nickelback...

Kevbo714 on 13 Mar 2013 - 7:42am #

... Since this is hypothetical, I don't receive any retribution from the aforementioned, "punch to Mike Tyson's face."

Tom Crean listens to Nickelback...

JeffCoBuck on 13 Mar 2013 - 8:13am #

Mark May FTW

buckeyestu on 13 Mar 2013 - 8:16am #

yup mark may.

BrewstersMillions on 13 Mar 2013 - 8:20am #

Guess how many fu##s this guy gives?

"So I says to da guy, I says g'head an hit me..."

4-6 seconds from point A to point B and when you get to point B, be pissed off

Jhesse17 on 13 Mar 2013 - 8:42am #

Lebron.

Buckeye_in_SEC_... on 13 Mar 2013 - 8:55am #

Bill Raftery... He singled handedly can ruin a basketball game for me.

FUqUespin on 13 Mar 2013 - 9:25am #

Bert Bulimia

then Hoke

FUqU, e!spin!!

USMC11917 on 13 Mar 2013 - 9:28am #

Former athlete (Reportedly) and current sports "entertainer".

bucknasty13 on 13 Mar 2013 - 10:00am #

yessir

FitzBuck on 17 Mar 2013 - 9:46am #

Winner

Fitzbuck
Toledo - Ohio's right armpit
"A troll by any other name is still a troll".

buckguyfan1 on 13 Mar 2013 - 9:31am #

Charlie Bauman

~Naples Buckeye - "May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't." - General George S. Patton, Jr.

pcuzz1 on 13 Mar 2013 - 9:40am #

Jhesse couldn't agree more! I would start of with lechoke. Followed closely by tom cream, roethlisburger, hines ward, desmond Howard any one affiliated with scUM, cowherd, David stern, and finally the guy trying to turn football into two hand touch, roger goodell

pat cozzens

chitown buckeye on 13 Mar 2013 - 9:53am #

To many to list... I would have this conversation with a lot of people.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3lGKMXYOG8

"I'll fire when I'm god damn good and ready! You got that?" - Pete "Maverick" Mitchel

bucknasty13 on 13 Mar 2013 - 10:03am #

This guy! I can't stand him!

OSUStu on 13 Mar 2013 - 10:22am #

And you are a way better PERSON than he is too!

buckeye76BHop on 15 Mar 2013 - 12:43pm #

Bayless or his co host...either one would work for me. I used to love punching annoying ppl in the face back in the day...those two fit the bill.

"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you."
"I love football. I think it is most wonderful game in world and I despise to lose."
Woody Hayes 1913 - 1987

gobucks96 on 13 Mar 2013 - 10:14am #

Still Bo Ryan... Crean is climbing the list, but Bo usually finds a way to re-insert himself into the discussion every year.

For the record, I've Mark May from contention for my Tv's and pet's sake...

gobucks96 on 13 Mar 2013 - 10:14am #

and I like my monitor too much to put that $@%@'s face on here.

dancorona5 on 13 Mar 2013 - 10:23am #

OSUStu on 13 Mar 2013 - 10:27am #

I assume you are referring to Little Mac who is about to see stars.

Boom777 on 14 Mar 2013 - 6:27pm #

I can still hear the music!

Wherever you are, there you be!

buckeye76BHop on 15 Mar 2013 - 10:26am #

I used to love this game...

"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you."
"I love football. I think it is most wonderful game in world and I despise to lose."
Woody Hayes 1913 - 1987

jthiel09 on 13 Mar 2013 - 10:39am #

OSU_ALUM_05 on 13 Mar 2013 - 12:33pm #

When he was on the show with Mark May it was basically un-watchable. Thankfully he's gone - wish he would have taken MM with him.

OSUStu on 13 Mar 2013 - 1:21pm #

Fantastic choice. I remember right after he was fired Gameday was at OSU (can't recall which game). A good friend of mine went down there with a sign he had made. Most of my friends and I were too hung over to make it early enough to join him.

So, we were watching at home. We all saw his sign which said something about the game. However, right before they went to commercial we saw the sign turn around and on the back it said " 'Bout it for Trev! " Absolutely hilarious.

I only hope he will be able to make one for Mark May one day as well.

1MechEng on 13 Mar 2013 - 12:39pm #

My nominations are:

1.) Bobby DiGeronimo (Independence Excavating --> Tatgate)

Bobby DiGeronimo

2.) Jerry Sandusky:

Jerry Sandusky

3.) Charles Eric Waugh (Registered Sex Offender / Alex Anzalone terrorizer):

Charles Eric Waugh

OSU_ALUM_05 on 15 Mar 2013 - 7:58pm #

There really isn't a close 2nd to Jerry Sandusky in my opinion....he's the run away winner. There's not enough punches in the world.....

Jhesse17 on 16 Mar 2013 - 11:33am #

Sorry I fat fingered ya I wish I could give you a thousand upvotes.

GoldenBearBuckeye on 17 Mar 2013 - 8:48pm #

Would love to beat him to a pulp in his basement ..... and have Mrs. Sandusky upstairs pretending she didn't hear anything

buckeye4life050233 on 13 Mar 2013 - 12:40pm #

Ugliest shot ever!!!!!!!!

toad1204 on 13 Mar 2013 - 1:11pm #

I wish he'd go away, forever.

Nothing like dancing on the field in 02...

Poison nuts on 13 Mar 2013 - 1:29pm #

Crean, Bret, Mark May. All would make fore a nice punch, although Crean might just get the ultimate - the open handed pimp-slap...with baby powder.

The world is full of kings & queens who'll blind your eyes & steal your dreams - it's heaven & hell - Ronnie James Dio.

Oakland Buckeye on 13 Mar 2013 - 2:04pm #

Skip Bayless & Stephen A smith, Trev Alberts, Mark May, DORIS burke, Rick Barry, Brady the Hoke, Bo Ryan, Christian Laettner, Kobe Bryant, Tim Brando, Joakim Noah, Ozzie Guillen, Bobby Valentine, Dwight Howard, Isaiah Thomas, Al Gore, Nick Satan, Lane Kiffen, ok, I feel better now!!

progolfer107 on 13 Mar 2013 - 2:25pm #

Johnny Miller

Bob Trumpy

Mark May

Hokepotamus

Saban

In no particular order.

OSUBias on 13 Mar 2013 - 2:42pm #

Johnny Miller is one of the most punchable people on earth. Ian Poulter not far behind.

When told OSU set school record for 50+ games this year, UFM said "That's good. We're gonna break that next year."

Earle on 13 Mar 2013 - 4:16pm #

Colin Montgomery

daytonbuckeye on 13 Mar 2013 - 3:23pm #

Okay, so I was kinda bored and had some time on my hands and this is what I came up with.

KingKosar on 13 Mar 2013 - 4:06pm #

Hard to complain when someone from *ichigan ends up being the most punchable...Nice bracket, DAYTONBUCKEYE!

Ahh Saturday on 13 Mar 2013 - 4:27pm #

Great job Dayton! I'd love to punch each one of them. And as a native Clevelander, yes, I would punch Art Modell's dead face.

Poison nuts on 13 Mar 2013 - 4:36pm #

Haha!! Good stuff, but you have Tom Crean & Bielema facing off too early...that's a final four match up at least & probably my 2 most punchable finalists. Brady Hoke...I dislike the coach of our rival, but IMHO his face punchability is quite minimal, especially compared to those two.

The world is full of kings & queens who'll blind your eyes & steal your dreams - it's heaven & hell - Ronnie James Dio.

Buckeyevstheworld on 13 Mar 2013 - 11:06pm #

I destroyed my eyes trying to reasd that.

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

Bucks43201 on 13 Mar 2013 - 4:07pm #

Ryan Braun

"You win with people." - Woody Hayes

Run_Fido_Run on 13 Mar 2013 - 4:45pm #

Poison nuts on 13 Mar 2013 - 5:40pm #

Copyright it, Trademark it, get an investor if needed. Just get em manufactured - You're gonna sell a million of those things!

The world is full of kings & queens who'll blind your eyes & steal your dreams - it's heaven & hell - Ronnie James Dio.

lamplighter on 13 Mar 2013 - 7:19pm #

Steve Garvey - of the hated Dodgers

cajunbuckeye on 13 Mar 2013 - 8:57pm #

Lance Armstrong. Maybe not punch him, just beat him with some oranges wrapped in a Livestrong tee shirt.

An angry fan...rooting for an angry team...led by angry coaches

Ahh Saturday on 13 Mar 2013 - 10:07pm #

Hovenaut on 13 Mar 2013 - 11:22pm #

And I quote Randy from "Stepbrothers":

"I don't know what it is about your face, but I just wanna deliver one of these (holds up fist) right in your suck-hole."

"Success - it's what you do with what you got" - Woody Hayes

hail2victors9 on 14 Mar 2013 - 2:32pm #

I think it's safe to say that one bracket can be reserved for ESPN employees, and, for you guys, probably another devoted to Michigan alum/coaches.

Those who stay will be CHAMPIONS!
~Bo Schembechler

USMC11917 on 14 Mar 2013 - 5:43pm #

Oh, here's an oldie but goody: Bill Laimbeer (the flop)

Buckeyevstheworld on 14 Mar 2013 - 11:52pm #

Robert Parish already did that.

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

b_pbucksfans on 15 Mar 2013 - 7:12am #

Buckeyejason on 15 Mar 2013 - 6:44pm #

COLIN COWHERD!!!!!!!!!!!

MIKE FRANCESA with a close second.

Run_Fido's favorite word is strawman.

BROSEPH on 15 Mar 2013 - 8:06pm #

In 3 years I have a feeling that Mitch mcgary will be on my list. Athletic as hell, but pretty terrible basketball skills (for someone so highly touted). And he just has that look of being clueless yet cocky all the time. I don't think its even a Michigan thing, even if he were a buckeye I'd get that same vibe.

cinserious on 16 Mar 2013 - 2:39am #

Colin Cowherd, Skip Bayless, and Mark May would be my trifecta.

"Get him a body bag, Yeah!"

Sofa Kingdom on 16 Mar 2013 - 4:03pm #

tdible2132 on 16 Mar 2013 - 6:25pm #

Sean Payton

J_Poe on 17 Mar 2013 - 1:06am #

For me it would be Peyton Siva and Nyjer Morgan

AJW_16 on 17 Mar 2013 - 8:01pm #

Jim Rome anyone?

"Sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes the bear eats you."

Buckeyevstheworld on 17 Mar 2013 - 11:53pm #

I already said Rome. Since he's not on ESPiN anymore people don't here his bs as much.

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

FitzBuck on 18 Mar 2013 - 11:11am #

He's my afternoon. Thank you 106.5 for switching to CBS. (Sarcasm)

A punch in the face isn't good enough. Throw in a kick in the nads and you got a deal.

Fitzbuck
Toledo - Ohio's right armpit
"A troll by any other name is still a troll".

Earle on 18 Mar 2013 - 12:09am #

Jim (Chris) Everett thinks so.

Buckeyevstheworld on 17 Mar 2013 - 11:54pm #

That Henderson kid from Ole Miss.

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

FitzBuck on 18 Mar 2013 - 11:13am #

The Henderson kid from Miami as well.

Fitzbuck
Toledo - Ohio's right armpit
"A troll by any other name is still a troll".

luckynutz on 18 Mar 2013 - 3:50am #

If officials count...can I throw ted valentine and ed hochuli in there? Ted valentine for obvious reasons. And hochuli for his need to show off the guns about 124 times per game.

EazyElmo on 18 Mar 2013 - 10:30am #

I would have to say Tom Crean during his interview on the selection show. Stupid mouth breather sitting there with his mouth half open waiting to be asked a question.

Defiance J on 18 Mar 2013 - 8:54pm #

Dick Vitale

FitzBuck on 19 Mar 2013 - 12:58pm #

Awe come on BABY he's excitable. He's the energizer bunny... ok. Ya gotta love him, I love him and you should too. (Said in my best dickey v impersonation).

Fitzbuck
Toledo - Ohio's right armpit
"A troll by any other name is still a troll".