I hope this hasn't already been posted (forgive me if it has), but I stumbled across this Tumblr archive called "I'm from Ohio" and laughed my ass off at some of them. Take a stroll through the archive - thought it might be nice on a slow day.
http://www.imfromohio.com/archive
Then, if you're feeling ambitious, post your own versions or comments. Mine would have to be "You're an Ohioan if you're constantly refreshing 11W to see the next article."
This is pretty good many of these are right on the money!
You're an Ohioan if you're pulled over in another state for "marijuana stickers" on the back of your car.
Fitzbuck
Toledo - Ohio's right armpit
"A troll by any other name is still a troll".
You're an Ohioan if you appreciate the musical stylings of large marching bands.
Fitzbuck
Toledo - Ohio's right armpit
"A troll by any other name is still a troll".
You're an Ohioan if you hate Mark May, Skip Bayless and countless other talking heads that have weak arguments, biased views and moronic conclusions.
Fitzbuck
Toledo - Ohio's right armpit
"A troll by any other name is still a troll".
You're an Ohioan if you teared up during the god made a farmer ad.
Fitzbuck
Toledo - Ohio's right armpit
"A troll by any other name is still a troll".
I didn't actually tear up, but I did get something caught in my eye. I think it might have been an allergic reaction that caused my eyes to start watering. Weird.
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx
You're an Ohioan if you wake up on Saturdays expecting to win and wake up on Sundays expecting to lose.
Fitzbuck
Toledo - Ohio's right armpit
"A troll by any other name is still a troll".
LOL
Man, ain't that the truth.
"Success - it's what you do with what you got" - Woody Hayes
@FITZBUCK - I think your comment is the winner. That is soooo true.
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx
So true.
"It's just another case of there you are". ~ Doc (1918-2012)
You're an Ohioan if you know that you'll always have it better than that State Up North
Battles are sometimes won by generals; wars are nearly always won by sergeants and privates. Football is no different, the guys down in the trenches win the games, not the coach.
You're an Ohioan if you know where "Shawshank" prison is located.
Fitzbuck
Toledo - Ohio's right armpit
"A troll by any other name is still a troll".
I've toured that place, pretty awesome.
You're an Ohioan if you hate the pittsburgh steelers!
I live near Cleveland and I have to tell you.............way way way too many Pittsburgh jackets out and about. So as much as I agree with you Walsh, I don't think that's necessarily true.
Battles are sometimes won by generals; wars are nearly always won by sergeants and privates. Football is no different, the guys down in the trenches win the games, not the coach.
You're an Ohioian if you know what's round on the ends and high in the middle.
D. Anthony
You're an Ohioian if you think Lebron James is a back stabber and attention junkie
You're an Ohioian if the closest you get to a paradise resort is Puy-in-Bay :)
D. Anthony
Slightly off topic but the next time any of you are at that gigantic swim up bar at Put in Bay count the number of people you see getting out to use the bathroom. 500 people and maybe 5 will use the bathroom. I will say the water is nice and warm and the beer is very cold.
Fitzbuck
Toledo - Ohio's right armpit
"A troll by any other name is still a troll".
You're from Ohio when you think of "Because I couldn't go for three", stop, and smile.
"Success - it's what you do with what you got" - Woody Hayes
You're from Ohio when you actually think Michigan is significant.
Only when we're playing them.
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx