PHONE'S RINGING -- IT'S URBAN ON THE LINE
Mark May, Manti Teo, Brady Hoke, Les Miles, Lance Armstrong, Skip Bayless, Rob Parker and Desmond Howard............ Who are you talking to?
no brainer: don't talk
I take one for the team and cut the elevator cable.
Easy, Lennay Kekua.
It's 5 o'clock somewhere, & Michigan still sucks
Comment answer of the year nominee....
The world is full of kings & queens who'll blind your eyes & steal your dreams - it's heaven & hell - Ronnie James Dio.
I talk like I'm possessed to scare the shit out of them.
How can you not choose this guy?!?
Sorry - the fact that the guy played at Michigan 10 years before I was born doesn't factor into my decision. That guy is funny!
If it absolutely needs to be made, I'm going with Les as well. He's a funny dude.
In this hypothetical scenario is the elevator stuck? And what's the over/under on how long it would take Hoke to turn to cannibalism?
"I can accept failure, but I can't accept not trying." -Woody Hayes
Well done! LMAO!
Brady Hoke. He's sure to know where the best restaurants are.
"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.
"Sherman ran an option play right through the south" - Greatest Civil War analogy EVER.
I'd ask Mark May if he wants advice on non-binding panties from my wife. Then, I'd tell him how much he sucks.
Yeah if the elevator opens with them, I'm taking the stairs! No thanks.
Insert witty remark
Sounds like a modern day Legion of Doom
Does choking out Mark May and threatening to do the same to Skip Bayless while you're foot is on Desmond Howard's throat count as talking?
“Right now, Michigan is not at the pinnacle of college football, and that’s all Urban Meyer cares about...He’s been there and knows what it takes to get there.”
You tell Brady Hoke to get off because the elevator can't go with him being over the weight capacity.
How come you didn't start a thread about changing your avatar like Bucksfan did?
Haha, we had the same one and virtually the same name so that's how I know.
Brady Hoke...he knows good food.
Class of 2010.
I was just coming out of the veterinarians office with my 600lb white tiger, the elevator opened up, I could see there was only room for one, so I shoved "killer" onboard, and I took the stairs.
An angry fan...rooting for an angry team...led by angry coaches
well, I had a guy on my ship once who had conversations with an imaginary pirate (whose head was on his shoulder), so I'd try that .
All week long, Meyer preached to his team that he wouldn't pity Buffalo (4--8 in 2012). "I didn't schedule this game," he insisted. "I'm not going to feel bad for them."
I'd ask Hole if it was fun playing Chunk in Goonies
Might say something like, "Wow, so this is what it feels like to win last place in an asshole contest."
He is very entertaining. One of my friend's mom dated Les Miles in high school at Elyria. So, Les Miles probably banged my friend's mom.
Help is on the way.
I need to grow some grass in my yard, so of course I would talk to Les. I'd have to ask Desmond if he got his denture at the same place as Holtz. Hoke, I would wonder if he felt any pressure since he was AACC's third choice. I might have to start singing Carmen Ohio just for fun.
"Say my name."
The Mad Hatter no contest
Hoke would have food in his mouth
Teo' would just nod and smile with blank look in his eyes
I couldnt deal with Desmonds ridiculous purple pinstripe pimp suit
Lance would sue me for telling the truth
Rob Parker would be calling a Teo a Cornbread Mormon because he doesnt have any real wives
Skip Bayless would want to argue Tebow is a better athlete than Lebron
I'm a friend of thunder is it any wonder lightning strikes me
This is a trick question. With Hoke on the elevator there is no room for anyone else.
Fan of bacon since 1981
I'd start with "now that I've gathered you here today."
It would have to be Miles. I would wait to see what kind of verbal gems he would drop:
Definitely Brady Hoke, he is far more tolerable than the others.
I'd say, " Hi Brady hows it going." Then let everyone in the elevator listen to this.
i'd shoot mark may twice. not sure if that answers the question but that's what i'd do.
I just put my arm up and look at Manti saying.. "She's my girl now."
~Because we couldn't go for three~
First, one assumes this is a freight elevator. Two, I talk to no one since everyone else is so full of themselves they are all talking continuously and no one is listening. Three, this literally is hell.
IMO JohnBlair deserves more than three helmet stickers for this post...
If these guys are on the elevator, then we have to assume that these guys are also on the elevator too:
Don't text while driving.
If Rex Ryan is involved, I'm going to talk to his Mark Sanchez tattoo.
I wait for the next elevator.
Sorry, just with Matt May and Brady Hoke in there it is WAY over capacity, even if it is a freight elevator... I'm not going into that death trap...
I berry sawwy... I from ou'of town..
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