in an elevator with:

Mark May, Manti Teo, Brady Hoke, Les Miles, Lance Armstrong, Skip Bayless, Rob Parker and Desmond Howard............ Who are you talking to?

Smanpoint10 on 21 Jan 2013 - 12:03am #

no brainer: don't talk

Chief B1G Dump on 21 Jan 2013 - 8:13pm #

I take one for the team and cut the elevator cable.

William on 21 Jan 2013 - 12:04am #

Easy, Lennay Kekua.

Buckeye Beast on 21 Jan 2013 - 12:09am #

#Winning ^

It's 5 o'clock somewhere, & Michigan still sucks

Poison nuts on 21 Jan 2013 - 9:47pm #

Comment answer of the year nominee....

The world is full of kings & queens who'll blind your eyes & steal your dreams - it's heaven & hell - Ronnie James Dio.

OSUkid23 on 21 Jan 2013 - 12:12am #

I talk like I'm possessed to scare the shit out of them.

GABuckeye on 21 Jan 2013 - 12:32am #

How can you not choose this guy?!?

johnblairgobucks on 21 Jan 2013 - 12:42am #

GABuckeye on 21 Jan 2013 - 1:36am #

Sorry - the fact that the guy played at Michigan 10 years before I was born doesn't factor into my decision. That guy is funny!

Unky Buck on 21 Jan 2013 - 10:30am #

If it absolutely needs to be made, I'm going with Les as well. He's a funny dude.

buckeye_baker on 21 Jan 2013 - 12:38am #

In this hypothetical scenario is the elevator stuck? And what's the over/under on how long it would take Hoke to turn to cannibalism?

"I can accept failure, but I can't accept not trying." -Woody Hayes

rkylet83 on 21 Jan 2013 - 8:00am #

Well done! LMAO!

Buckeyevstheworld on 21 Jan 2013 - 12:44am #

Brady Hoke. He's sure to know where the best restaurants are.

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

TBDBITLinWIScantSON on 21 Jan 2013 - 1:00am #

*fart noise*

IBLEEDSCARLETANDGRAY on 21 Jan 2013 - 12:55pm #

^^^ This

"Sherman ran an option play right through the south" - Greatest.Civil.War.Analogy.Ever

LABuckeye on 21 Jan 2013 - 1:18am #

I'd ask Mark May if he wants advice on non-binding panties from my wife. Then, I'd tell him how much he sucks.

BME_Buckeye on 21 Jan 2013 - 1:28am #

Yeah if the elevator opens with them, I'm taking the stairs! No thanks.

Ohio State's band SLAUGHTERED Michigan's band. If this were a football game, it would have been Florida State vs. Savannah State. - SB Nation following OSU vs. UM 2012

439LawDog on 21 Jan 2013 - 1:43am #

Sounds like a modern day Legion of Doom

VintonCountyBuck on 21 Jan 2013 - 1:51am #

Does choking out Mark May and threatening to do the same to Skip Bayless while you're foot is on Desmond Howard's throat count as talking?

“Right now, Michigan is not at the pinnacle of college football, and that’s all Urban Meyer cares about...He’s been there and knows what it takes to get there.”

UncleBuck on 21 Jan 2013 - 2:15am #

You tell Brady Hoke to get off because the elevator can't go with him being over the weight capacity.

Unky Buck on 21 Jan 2013 - 10:33am #

How come you didn't start a thread about changing your avatar like Bucksfan did?

Haha, we had the same one and virtually the same name so that's how I know.

ShowThemOhiosHere on 21 Jan 2013 - 2:24am #

Brady Hoke...he knows good food.

Class of 2010.

Bucksfan on 21 Jan 2013 - 2:29am #

cajunbuckeye on 21 Jan 2013 - 3:22am #

I was just coming out of the veterinarians office with my 600lb white tiger, the elevator opened up, I could see there was only room for one, so I shoved "killer" onboard, and I took the stairs.

An angry fan...rooting for an angry team...led by angry coaches

BuckeyeChief Mod on 21 Jan 2013 - 8:06am #

well, I had a guy on my ship once who had conversations with an imaginary pirate (whose head was on his shoulder), so I'd try that .

"Don't put syrup on shit, and tell me it's pancakes"

No matter how sh*tty the tour is, it's always tough to leave.

texasbuckeye on 21 Jan 2013 - 8:23am #

I'd ask Hole if it was fun playing Chunk in Goonies

Goose on 21 Jan 2013 - 11:54am #

ROFL.... Classic!!

Knarcisi on 21 Jan 2013 - 9:45am #

Might say something like, "Wow, so this is what it feels like to win last place in an asshole contest."

Rapping Bum on 21 Jan 2013 - 9:56am #

Les Miles.

He is very entertaining. One of my friend's mom dated Les Miles in high school at Elyria. So, Les Miles probably banged my friend's mom.

True story.

Help is on the way.

Doc on 21 Jan 2013 - 12:06pm #

I need to grow some grass in my yard, so of course I would talk to Les. I'd have to ask Desmond if he got his denture at the same place as Holtz. Hoke, I would wonder if he felt any pressure since he was AACC's third choice. I might have to start singing Carmen Ohio just for fun.

captain obvious on 21 Jan 2013 - 12:14pm #

The Mad Hatter no contest

Hoke would have food in his mouth

Teo' would just nod and smile with blank look in his eyes

I couldnt deal with Desmonds ridiculous purple pinstripe pimp suit

Lance would sue me for telling the truth

Rob Parker would be calling a Teo a Cornbread Mormon because he doesnt have any real wives

Skip Bayless would want to argue Tebow is a better athlete than Lebron

I'm a friend of thunder is it any wonder lightning strikes me

Nappy Mod on 21 Jan 2013 - 12:20pm #

This is a trick question. With Hoke on the elevator there is no room for anyone else.

Fan of bacon since 1981

bergy22 on 21 Jan 2013 - 12:29pm #

I'd start with "now that I've gathered you here today."

sb97 on 21 Jan 2013 - 1:03pm #

It would have to be Miles. I would wait to see what kind of verbal gems he would drop:

http://www.thequotablelesmiles.com/

DetroitBuckeye on 21 Jan 2013 - 1:11pm #

Definitely Brady Hoke, he is far more tolerable than the others.

Nkohl13 on 21 Jan 2013 - 2:13pm #

I'd say, " Hi Brady hows it going." Then let everyone in the elevator listen to this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPxPSzz0LBY

danman9450 on 21 Jan 2013 - 2:20pm #

i'd shoot mark may twice. not sure if that answers the question but that's what i'd do.

jestertcf on 21 Jan 2013 - 8:25pm #

I just put my arm up and look at Manti saying.. "She's my girl now."

~Because we couldn't go for three~

MN Buckeye on 21 Jan 2013 - 10:16pm #

First, one assumes this is a freight elevator. Two, I talk to no one since everyone else is so full of themselves they are all talking continuously and no one is listening. Three, this literally is hell.