PHONE'S RINGING -- IT'S URBAN ON THE LINE
I'm saying a dinosaur or shark because he's powerful and demands respect. Mabye something cool like a Tiger, too. p.s. Hoke would be a swine
Great White Shark seems fitting...maybe a german shepard as well (explaination coming). He can be a nice guy and everyone in the family loves him (osu family) and he also can be a trained killer.
A Pelican, obviously.
I'm not sure about Urban, but there are several coaches who could be dung beetles.
Maybe Hoke......considering he'll eat any sort of shit? as far as what animal Urban would be I would think something along the lines of a big cat...be it Lion, Tiger, etc
Battles are sometimes won by generals; wars are nearly always won by sergeants and privates. Football is no different, the guys down in the trenches win the games, not the coach.
I'll tell you what animal Urbs is not: a walrus
I'm going with this: he's scary intense, makes his opposition $hit their pants (Hoke) or cry (Dantonio, Bielema) and kills badgers, wolverines, gophers, etc. Plus I don't really want him to stare at me like that. Ever. And, obviously, because he can be the coolest one man wolfpack ever, if he so chooses.
When told OSU set school record for 50+ games this year, UFM said "That's good. We're gonna break that next year."
Don't turn your back on the Wolfpac!
Class of 2010.
Dude, Liger was my immediate thought when I saw this topic in the forum.
Half Alligator, half Falcon.
Wouldn't all OSU coaches be Bucks? They grow get an antler for each national championship they bring home. Below is a photo of Urban in 11 years:
A direwolf... Winter is coming
Tom Crean listens to Nickelback...
+1 for Game of Thrones reference.
This is such a stupid question because it's obvious he would be a Pegasus, duh!
But seriously, the wolf works.
"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.
If he were an animal, he would be chuck norris.
So this is what a bowl ban has brought us too!...or smokin' too much weed! But if I had to guess an animal,duck billed platypus. He's venomous
Wherever you are, there you be!
Easy: He'd be the coolest cat (hare) around...
“Right now, Michigan is not at the pinnacle of college football, and that’s all Urban Meyer cares about...He’s been there and knows what it takes to get there.”
I despise Bugs Bunny. Daffy is where it's at.
He'd be a unicorn, duh! Now pass me some Skittles.
I found Brady Hoke
Somebody with better 'puter skills than me needs to photoshop an "M" on to Flounder to finish off the image.
This may be the most +1'd post I've seen in months.
"There is a force that makes us all brothers, no one goes his way alone." --Woody Hayes
My friends, Meyer is no animal. Rather, he has arisen from Parts Unknown, sent here to rid our planet of weak minded losers. He will flip your recruits, even if you're Hulk Hogan or some other shit he doesn't care about. He will be undefeated, a destroyer of worlds. He also doesn't care how much I whore out my avatar. He is The Urbtimate Warrior.
Or maybe, "The Little Animal" ?
You're all wrong. He's a badger
Blasphemer! Nobody wants to be a badger. Just ask Barry.
Aw man. I didn't even think bout that. He just kinda looks like one. My bad guys
+1 to offset your honest mistake lol
"Winter is coming" - Urban Meyer
How about a freaking shark with a freaking lazer beam attached to his freaking head - Dr. Evil
Buckeye till I'm dead
Born and Bred's on fire!
This is an easy one. Urban would be Secretariat.
An angry fan...rooting for an angry team...led by angry coaches
Urban Meyer is Godzilla. The rest of the B1G are helpless Japanese villages.
"It's just another case of there you are". ~ Doc (1918-2012)
This looks too much like the love child of FSU's Chief Osceola and his mighty steed Renegade
Not to mention it looks too much like Fabio. Wating for the "I can't believe it's not butter" joke!
Thank you. I've been trying to make Tom Herman the narwhal for ages. For no other reason than that he's an awesome version of a walrus.
Narwhal's have a heart too
Joe Dirt says he is a "Bad ass Pterodactyl".
Urban = Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog
If you wanna win then you gotta be the shark and a sharks gotta eat!...."Dick Roman-Supernatural"
Guy even looks like Urban Meyer!
Are you a sheep or a shark?
@highbalance So, you think Urban is a Leviathan?
I can kinda see that.
Safe to say Hoke would be a (Hungry) Hippo
bald eagle-he's gotta fly
Is it football season yet?
Our honor Defend!
Urban when recruiting:
Urban is a Phoenix. A phoenix obtains new life by arising from the ashes of its predecessor.
At all of his coaching stops the programs were in schambles. Urban brings new life from the "ashes" of the programs.
Hell yea...you nailed it.PROPS my brutha.
screw my stupid ass bald eagle now.
End thread now! Question answered. :)
phoenix most def.
i was going to go with a killer whale before osubuckeyeforlife posted that
mark may wins douchebag of the year... again
Thanks for the upvotes everyone. I'm glad you agree with me. :)
Thought we might need one for the coaching staff.........
I'll vote for an
I love that this is a thread
Giant Squid. GO BUCKS!
I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then.
A Grown-Ass Man
From the Ultimate Top Ten Lists - Top 10 Badass Living Creatures (take your pick)
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9. Giant African Land Snail
8. Flying Snake
7. Frilled Shark
6. Shocking Pink Dragon Millipede
5. Mantis Shrimp
4. Giant Amazonian Centipede
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