If coaches were animals, what would Urban be?

By Joshy614 -17 December 2012
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I'm saying a dinosaur or shark because he's powerful and demands respect. Mabye something cool like a Tiger, too. p.s. Hoke would be a swine

Buck4Life on 17 Dec 2012 - 4:52pm #

Great White Shark seems fitting...maybe a german shepard as well (explaination coming). He can be a nice guy and everyone in the family loves him (osu family) and he also can be a trained killer.

hodge on 17 Dec 2012 - 4:53pm #

A Pelican, obviously.

tennbuckeye19 on 17 Dec 2012 - 4:55pm #

I'm not sure about Urban, but there are several coaches who could be dung beetles.

bigbadbuck on 17 Dec 2012 - 5:58pm #

Maybe Hoke......considering he'll eat any sort of shit? as far as what animal Urban would be I would think something along the lines of a big cat...be it Lion, Tiger, etc

Battles are sometimes won by generals; wars are nearly always won by sergeants and privates. Football is no different, the guys down in the trenches win the games, not the coach.

OSUBias on 17 Dec 2012 - 6:05pm #

I'll tell you what animal Urbs is not: a walrus

I'm going with this: he's scary intense, makes his opposition $hit their pants (Hoke) or cry (Dantonio, Bielema) and kills badgers, wolverines, gophers, etc. Plus I don't really want him to stare at me like that. Ever. And, obviously, because he can be the coolest one man wolfpack ever, if he so chooses.

When told OSU set school record for 50+ games this year, UFM said "That's good. We're gonna break that next year."

ShowThemOhiosHere on 18 Dec 2012 - 2:32pm #

Don't turn your back on the Wolfpac!

Class of 2010.

dancorona5 on 17 Dec 2012 - 6:09pm #

easy

btalbert25 on 18 Feb 2013 - 11:28am #

Dude, Liger was my immediate thought when I saw this topic in the forum.

Conroy on 17 Dec 2012 - 7:00pm #

Half Alligator, half Falcon.

Schierbuck on 17 Dec 2012 - 7:05pm #

Wouldn't all OSU coaches be Bucks? They grow get an antler for each national championship they bring home. Below is a photo of Urban in 11 years:

Kevbo714 on 17 Dec 2012 - 7:28pm #

A direwolf... Winter is coming

Tom Crean listens to Nickelback...

dwiz0918 on 18 Dec 2012 - 12:18am #

+1 for Game of Thrones reference.

D. Anthony on 17 Dec 2012 - 7:37pm #

This is such a stupid question because it's obvious he would be a Pegasus, duh!

D. Anthony

Buckeyevstheworld on 17 Dec 2012 - 7:39pm #

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf69EEL3WBk

But seriously, the wolf works.

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

45OH4IO on 17 Dec 2012 - 7:52pm #

If he were an animal, he would be chuck norris.

Boom777 on 17 Dec 2012 - 9:44pm #

So this is what a bowl ban has brought us too!...or smokin' too much weed! But if I had to guess an animal,duck billed platypus. He's venomous

Wherever you are, there you be!

cdsperr on 17 Dec 2012 - 10:13pm #

John Simon

Squirrel Master on 17 Dec 2012 - 10:38pm #

VintonCountyBuck on 17 Dec 2012 - 11:40pm #

Easy: He'd be the coolest cat (hare) around...

“Right now, Michigan is not at the pinnacle of college football, and that’s all Urban Meyer cares about...He’s been there and knows what it takes to get there.”

Buckeyevstheworld on 18 Dec 2012 - 12:36am #

I despise Bugs Bunny. Daffy is where it's at.

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

LABuckeye on 18 Dec 2012 - 12:25am #

He'd be a unicorn, duh! Now pass me some Skittles.

HolyBuckeye1093 on 18 Dec 2012 - 12:27am #

I found Brady Hoke

Nkohl13 on 18 Dec 2012 - 12:34am #

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! :'D

Doc on 18 Dec 2012 - 4:32pm #

Somebody with better 'puter skills than me needs to photoshop an "M" on to Flounder to finish off the image.

MediBuck on 18 Dec 2012 - 9:11pm #

This may be the most +1'd post I've seen in months.

"There is a force that makes us all brothers, no one goes his way alone." --Woody Hayes

highwire on 18 Dec 2012 - 12:43am #

My friends, Meyer is no animal. Rather, he has arisen from Parts Unknown, sent here to rid our planet of weak minded losers. He will flip your recruits, even if you're Hulk Hogan or some other shit he doesn't care about. He will be undefeated, a destroyer of worlds. He also doesn't care how much I whore out my avatar. He is The Urbtimate Warrior.

VintonCountyBuck on 18 Dec 2012 - 12:56am #

Or maybe, "The Little Animal" ?

“Right now, Michigan is not at the pinnacle of college football, and that’s all Urban Meyer cares about...He’s been there and knows what it takes to get there.”

TNbuckeye91 on 18 Dec 2012 - 1:01am #

You're all wrong. He's a badger

highwire on 18 Dec 2012 - 1:04am #

Blasphemer! Nobody wants to be a badger. Just ask Barry.

Buckeyevstheworld on 18 Dec 2012 - 2:07am #

or Brent

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

TNbuckeye91 on 18 Dec 2012 - 11:17am #

Aw man. I didn't even think bout that. He just kinda looks like one. My bad guys

Squirrel Master on 18 Dec 2012 - 5:26pm #

EPIC FAIL!

Buckeyebrowny919 on 18 Feb 2013 - 2:59pm #

+1 to offset your honest mistake lol

"Winter is coming" - Urban Meyer

Born and Bred on 18 Dec 2012 - 3:18am #

How about a freaking shark with a freaking lazer beam attached to his freaking head - Dr. Evil

Buckeye till I'm dead

GoldenBearBuckeye on 18 Dec 2012 - 2:37pm #

Born and Bred's on fire!

cajunbuckeye on 18 Dec 2012 - 6:05am #

This is an easy one. Urban would be Secretariat.

An angry fan...rooting for an angry team...led by angry coaches

smithwessonBuckeye on 18 Dec 2012 - 9:43am #

Honey Badger

sarasotabcg on 18 Dec 2012 - 10:11am #

Urban Meyer is Godzilla. The rest of the B1G are helpless Japanese villages.

RBuck Mod on 18 Dec 2012 - 12:04pm #

"It's just another case of there you are". ~ Doc (1918-2012)

PierogyJim on 18 Dec 2012 - 12:13pm #

This looks too much like the love child of FSU's Chief Osceola and his mighty steed Renegade

Squirrel Master on 18 Dec 2012 - 5:27pm #

Not to mention it looks too much like Fabio. Wating for the "I can't believe it's not butter" joke!

D. Anthony on 18 Dec 2012 - 2:22pm #

NARWHAL !!!

D. Anthony

MediBuck on 18 Dec 2012 - 9:12pm #

Thank you. I've been trying to make Tom Herman the narwhal for ages. For no other reason than that he's an awesome version of a walrus.

"There is a force that makes us all brothers, no one goes his way alone." --Woody Hayes

Lincoln on 18 Feb 2013 - 12:21pm #

Narwhal's have a heart too

Doc on 18 Dec 2012 - 2:30pm #

Joe Dirt says he is a "Bad ass Pterodactyl".

Z.Hull on 18 Dec 2012 - 2:47pm #

http://www.elevenwarriors.com/sites/default/files/images/users/Z.Hull/lion%20.jpg

OSU_ALUM_05 on 19 Dec 2012 - 12:37am #

http://youtu.be/Nvs5pqf-DMA

Urban = Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog

HighBallAce on 19 Dec 2012 - 7:46am #

If you wanna win then you gotta be the shark and a sharks gotta eat!...."Dick Roman-Supernatural"

Guy even looks like Urban Meyer!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_RHcqU59Nc

Gray Box on 17 Feb 2013 - 8:56pm #

Are you a sheep or a shark?

osubuckeye4life on 17 Feb 2013 - 9:27pm #

@highbalance So, you think Urban is a Leviathan?

I can kinda see that.

http://www.supernaturalwiki.com/index.php?title=Leviathans

KateUptonsLowerBack on 17 Feb 2013 - 6:45pm #

Safe to say Hoke would be a (Hungry) Hippo

puff daddy on 17 Feb 2013 - 6:55pm #

bald eagle-he's gotta fly

knucklehead

Gray Box on 17 Feb 2013 - 8:22pm #

Peacock?!?!

AngryWoody on 17 Feb 2013 - 6:58pm #

Is it football season yet?

Our honor Defend!

UrbanWoodrowEar... on 17 Feb 2013 - 7:52pm #

Gray Box on 19 Feb 2013 - 8:13pm #

Urban when recruiting:

osubuckeye4life on 17 Feb 2013 - 9:24pm #

Urban is a Phoenix. A phoenix obtains new life by arising from the ashes of its predecessor.

At all of his coaching stops the programs were in schambles. Urban brings new life from the "ashes" of the programs.

puff daddy on 17 Feb 2013 - 9:29pm #

Hell yea...you nailed it.PROPS my brutha.

screw my stupid ass bald eagle now.

knucklehead

Phillips.449 on 17 Feb 2013 - 11:21pm #

End thread now! Question answered. :)

Gray Box on 18 Feb 2013 - 6:47am #

sir rickithda3rd on 18 Feb 2013 - 10:54am #

phoenix most def.

i was going to go with a killer whale before osubuckeyeforlife posted that

mark may wins douchebag of the year... again

btalbert25 on 18 Feb 2013 - 11:43am #

osubuckeye4life on 19 Feb 2013 - 8:04pm #

Thanks for the upvotes everyone. I'm glad you agree with me. :)

cajunbuckeye on 18 Feb 2013 - 11:47am #

Thought we might need one for the coaching staff.........

An angry fan...rooting for an angry team...led by angry coaches

btalbert25 on 18 Feb 2013 - 11:50am #

I'll vote for an

drumsontheside on 18 Feb 2013 - 11:49am #

I love that this is a thread

BoFuquel on 18 Feb 2013 - 12:42pm #

Giant Squid. GO BUCKS!

I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then.

D. Anthony on 19 Feb 2013 - 8:41pm #

A Grown-Ass Man

D. Anthony

NW Buckeye on 20 Feb 2013 - 2:55am #

From the Ultimate Top Ten Lists - Top 10 Badass Living Creatures (take your pick)

10. Komodo Dragon

9. Giant African Land Snail

8. Flying Snake

7. Frilled Shark

6. Shocking Pink Dragon Millipede

5. Mantis Shrimp

4. Giant Amazonian Centipede

3. Cassowary

2. Humboldt Squid

1. ~~Immortal~~ ~~Jellyfish~~ Urban Meyer!

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