It's almost our turn. The team at Black Hearts Gold Pants have given us ten hilarious B1G edition Pro Combat uniform parodies, leaving just Penn State and Ohio State. Since BHGP's previous submissions have been really creative and out of the ordinary, I'm curious; what do you think they have in store for us?
Post your predictions below!
[Earlier editions of the Pro Combat series can be found here: Iowa, Indiana, Michigan, Nebraska, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Illinois, Purdue, Michigan State, Northwestern]
My first thought: In an effort to save us from ourselves during probation, Nike develops a uniform so worthless that no athlete will try to sell them.
Class of 2008
Pro Combat Tats! All have been cheesy with a lame theme!
Pay It Forward!
let see, they'll put tattoos and buckeyes all over the uni.
if they do anything else i'll be impressed.
I'm thinking they'll do some sort of Florida Gator North thing or maybe SEC North thing with UFM & all...
Or maybe something like Scott said - No uniforms just pads - so nothing can be sold....
Could be something with Teflon as no matter what happens we end up in better shape than before...
Maybe something with some sort of Drs mask over the face ask so Urban doesn't catch any more "Health Issues" from the players...
Or: Tattoos.
The world is full of kings & queens who'll blind your eyes & steal your dreams - it's heaven & hell - Ronnie James Dio.
Rims on the helmet (CarGate), or possibly actual marijuana (Mike Adams). The jersey will be a sweatervest and the player will have sleeves (tats).
-Agreed with the above comments regarding teflon and tats down the sleeves
-Quick-release fly (for when nature calls)
-Bigger question is, do you think they take the high road with Penn State?
"You win with people "
I'm guessing that a Natural Light case will be involved, as will a cooler in which to poop
LOL @ MVJ... I was thinking the exact same thing... what the hell are they going to do for Penn State that is going to be funny but remain semi-tasteful?
1. maurice clarett bullet proof vest.
2. Block O tatoo
3.Gloves that have and automatic key start
"We have always had the best damn band in the land, now we have the best damn team in the land"- Jim Tressel 1-03-03