The SEC Media Days kicked off Monday, which doesn't move the needle in the North. One person who does move the needle, however, is Arkansas coach and college football arch-villain Bert Bielema.
Here are some of his best hits from his Wendesday appearance in Hoover, Alabama:
Bielema: I hope there's a moratorium on complaining about officiating
— Thomas Murphy (@TomMurphyADG) July 13, 2016
.@BretBielema on @SECNetwork: he brought Yorkies and his swimsuit to #SECMD16. "...I'm going to be in South Beach by 5."
— Birmingham Bowl (@Birmingham_Bowl) July 13, 2016
Bielema says going 0-8 in SEC in his first Arkansas season was the most embarrassing point of his football life.
— Barrett Sallee (@BarrettSallee) July 13, 2016
Bielema, out of context: "I believe in karma."
— Andy Staples (@Andy_Staples) July 13, 2016
"I was in Russell Wilson's wedding. I wasn't in the wedding. I was in the eighth row on the right side in the outside seat." -- Bret Bielema
— Neal McCready (@NealMcCready) July 13, 2016
Bret after loss to Aggies: Sumlin: "I don't know what to say.' Bielema: "Don't say anything, I might punch you."
— Wally Hall (@WallyLikeItIs) July 13, 2016
Bielema for the win: "At Arkansas, we're not built very sexy. We need a lot of time in the bathroom to get ready."
— Stewart Mandel (@slmandel) July 13, 2016
Bielema said he warned SEC coaches, but then James Franklin going from Vandy to Penn State a catalyst for satellite camps invading the south
— Adam Sparks (@AdamSparks) July 13, 2016
"Divine intervention did happen. I'm a believer." - Bret Bielema on the 4th & 25 play against Ole Miss
— SEC Country (@SEC_Country_) July 13, 2016
Bielema on OC Dan Enos' non-compete clause keeping him from UGA:
— Marc Weiszer (@marcweiszer) July 13, 2016
I kind of stuck my tongue out and wiggled my nose and felt good about it.
.... Has it switched? Is Bert Bielema good now? Somebody throw acid in my face.
