Breaking: Purdue Spending Real Money on Its Bad Football Program

By D.J. Byrnes on December 21, 2015 at 10:24 am
Purdue's New Athletic Buildings
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For centuries, college football pundits speculated about the sleeping dragon that is Purdue football. It showed flashes earlier this Millennium, but Joe Tiller's mustache ain't walking through that door.

The good news, however, is Purdue is getting some new doors. Purdue announced a $60 million football upgrade, and now we have our first renderings of the Boilermakers' investments:

Look at all those folks ready to watch a 4-5 Purdue team!!!
PURDUE VS. INDIANA!!!!
A cozy place to work through feelings after the seventh loss of the season.
Where 5-7 footballers will get buff on dreams of the Pinstripe Bowl.
cozy place to watch film on a 5-7 team

The upgrades are expected to be completed in August 2017. You're on the clock, Illini.


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