ADIDAS Debuts Miami Shoes, Which of Course Are Awful Because ADIDAS

By D.J. Byrnes on January 8, 2015 at 10:44 am
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Here's another lesson in being thankful Ohio State is a Nike school: ADIDAS released some Miami shoes today that I thought were a parody shared by a Swedish #teen hacker in control of ADIDAS' twitter account:

The Miami Hurricanes are fresh off a defeat to six-loss South Carolina in the Independence Bowl. They finished 6-7 on the year.

And while I wasn't alive to witness them at their peak, I won't trifle with the "originators of swagger" labeling, even though I always cringe when I see a #brand using the word "swagger."

As for the "Originators of Sport" claim, the Nickelodeonized/Miami Vice-knockoff shoe at the top of the page is a bigger testament to the shambolic nature of that line than any series of words I could string together.

Source: @VeddyEdder96

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