Well, this is certainly... B1G.
The Big Ten's mascots got together and parodied Taylor Swift's "Shake It Off" video. Among the highlights:
- Brutus has some silky moves and a sick pair of Ohio State-themed Dr. Dre Beats.
- Purdue Pete, owner of a 1990s-styled boom box, enjoys creeping on middle-aged women while they're running on the treadmill.
- Nebraska has an alternate mascot that looks like a hackneyed and inflatable Frisch's Big Boy.
- Nobody in Iowa, let alone Herkey the Hawk, can dance.
- Rutgers' mascot, (which apparently doesn't have a name?), probably gives children nightmares.
Until next time, friends.