Bammer's License Plate is a Family Name, Not a Green Light on Gus Malzahn's Life

By DJ Byrnes on August 15, 2014 at 11:14a
[@MrAnderson613, Twitter]

No, there is not a crazed Tide fan rolling around Alabama demanding the death of Auburn coach Gus Malzahn through a proclamation on their vanity plate.

It's was all just a simple misunderstanding — a mere coincidence, if you will:

"I have respect for Auburn as a SEC team."

Please never change, Alabama. 

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FROMTHE18's picture

i may be in the minority, but I find it odd she had her last name as her license plate. Suppose there are stranger ones out there.

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Earle's picture

And in related news, Alabama fans still can't spell.

Snarkies gonna snark. 

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acBuckeye's picture

After she wrote that, she had to go bored a plane.

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Oldschoolbuck's picture

I think she was trying to say that she doesn't want Gus "kilt" and her plate is near the spare "tar" (refers to book, "How to Speak Southern" for interpretation).

Michael Citro's picture

C-I-L-L my landlord.

Earle's picture

That is perfect.  I couldn't figure out how to link the boarder/border thing to the actual plate. Honor is due, sir.

Snarkies gonna snark. 

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Habu71's picture


"See the dog in the night, axe the question, do he bite?" C I L L...

Thanks, Michael for the great memories of Murph on SNL. 

Hovenaut's picture

I suppose there are a plethora of dirt roads down in Bammer.

I respect M...igan and my car.

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UFest57's picture

Shocked that southern-bell doesn't have some frat boy to wash her car for her...

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GoBucks713's picture


-The Aristocrats!

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ShowThemOhiosHere's picture

*Ponders name change to Kilhoke so I can get it on my OSU vanity plate and not look like I want Hoke to die*

Class of 2010.

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VintonCountyBuck's picture

I'd knock the dust off her rear-end.  

“Right now, Michigan is not at the pinnacle of college football, and that’s all Urban Meyer cares about...He’s been there and knows what it takes to get there.” 

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buckeyefanatic's picture


How many batteries does it take to beat Michigan football?   1AA
Want to beat Michigan? There's an App for that.

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Floyd Stahl's picture

Wow, if you look at her Twitter thread, she is asking Clay Travis to either take the pic down or stop misrepresenting its true meaning, but he refuses to do so.

robobuck's picture

That's because Clay Travis is a humongous turd.

Do you not know that in a race all the runners run, but only one receives the prize? So run that you may obtain it.  1 Corinthians 9:24

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