Somebody At Florida is About to Be Fired

By DJ Byrnes on March 24, 2014 at 3:11p
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Florida's football program has just turned to ash since Urban Meyer left it; no wonder some delusional Gator fans are still bitter about it.

As an avid fan of typos/word mix-ups, I won't be too hard on whatever soon-to-be-fired soul painted this masterpiece, but YOU ONLY HAD ONE JOB.

It's probably not as bad as the Harry Potter-themed recruitment letter, but I'm hopeful the extra two exclamation points were hired to help the offensive line figure out a way to not block each other during plays.

Source: @CoachMSummers

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FROMTHE18's picture

queue the .gif of UF OLinemen blocking one another

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Buckeye Scottie's picture

If you are too lazy to click the link...

 

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Earle's picture

You're assuming someone within the state (or the SEC, for that matter) will notice.

Have you tried Not Your Father's Root Beer?  It tastes just like the real thing, but it packs a punch (5.9%ABV).  It's a little sweet for me though.  Two is my limit.

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Chief B1G Dump's picture

I agree that they will not notice grammar errors...but those swamp runners sure the hell noticed when somebody mistakenly put a crocodile on their program cover instead of a gator.

 

I'm guessing, it was the same intern behind both mistakes... 

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Kaceybrown's picture

Meh... The Florida Crocs... Crocs o' sheeeeeit!

NoVA Buckeye's picture

#ComePlayWRForTheJoker

The offseason begins when your season ends. Even then there are no days off.

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hodge's picture

Oh God, that Harry Potter recruiting letter...thanks for reminding me of that.

Never change, UF Athletics-Marketing Department, never change.

 

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Unky Buck's picture

That thing is so freaking horrendous. As a guy who frequently uses Photoshop to do a lot of stuff, including creating my own artworks, seeing that makes me absolutely cringe. I mean, I don't expect a Sammy Silverman at every school, but they don't have at least 1 decent graphic design student or someone fluent with Photoshop?

Rock over London; Rock on Chicago. Timex: It takes a lickin' but keeps on tickin'

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Jack Fu's picture

It is unbelievable how many people type the verb "dominate" when they actually mean the adjective "dominant." Hell, it happens on 11W all the time.

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hodge's picture

It's pretty embarrass.

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Urban Nation Army's picture

You might say some people are bias toward mocking only the SEC about this sort of thing

Bet you can't say "Bert Bielma is a bumbling buffoon" five times fast.

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Jack Fu's picture

I really hope you did that on purpose. That's another big language pet peeve of mine. +1.

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Unky Buck's picture

Hell, it happens on 11W all the time.

I don't know. I think we've been able to eliminate that contaminate from our collective vocabulary.

Rock over London; Rock on Chicago. Timex: It takes a lickin' but keeps on tickin'

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Jack Fu's picture

I'm pretty sure we haven't.

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OSUAndy07's picture

Kinda like this gem: 

"But I'm tryin' Ringo. I'm tryin', real hard, to be the shepherd"

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ShowThemOhiosHere's picture

I'm still trying to figure out who the "Crimison Tide" is that this blanket speaks of and what a "champship" is.

 

Class of 2010.

Alex Boones Liver's picture

A few letters certainly make a world of difference...

 

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Unky Buck's picture

Proper punctuation has a similar effect.

 

Rock over London; Rock on Chicago. Timex: It takes a lickin' but keeps on tickin'

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BierStube's picture

Punctuation can also save Pirates from a nasty paternity suit!

"No matter where you go, there you are." B. Banzai

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Oyster's picture

As you know, Pirates don't wear raincoats...

"Scrolling hurts my finger"

(and FitzBuck was clearly the winner)

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acBuckeye's picture

With all the missing letters and the upside down "N," I almost missed the "butt" of the picture.

GoBucksToledo's picture

I'm staying away from that McDonalds menu item!  Probably tastes like s**t.

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Alex Boones Liver's picture

It also happened at Oklahoma.

 

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BuckFly's picture

Wow. There's a lot going on in that picture. 

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Hovenaut's picture

I can't ahmember...this is or isn't Urban's fawlt?

gumtape's picture

 

High and tight boo boo

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JTACbuckeye's picture

Dam! That's is hire education at it's findest!

The strong will stand, the weak will fall by the wayside.  100% and then some!

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acBuckeye's picture

Adding a "d" at the end of "dominate" would've made that a much more accurate sentence.

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Mizzillion's picture

Somebody at Nike, too....

GoBucksToledo's picture

How in the world can you misspell Ohio?

BierStube's picture

 

"No matter where you go, there you are." B. Banzai

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ShowThemOhiosHere's picture

Yeah, the Gators o-line is "dominate"...they dominate each other.

Class of 2010.