Somebody At Florida is About to Be Fired

March 24, 2014 at 3:11p    by DJ Byrnes    
32 Comments

Florida's football program has just turned to ash since Urban Meyer left it; no wonder some delusional Gator fans are still bitter about it.

As an avid fan of typos/word mix-ups, I won't be too hard on whatever soon-to-be-fired soul painted this masterpiece, but YOU ONLY HAD ONE JOB.

It's probably not as bad as the Harry Potter-themed recruitment letter, but I'm hopeful the extra two exclamation points were hired to help the offensive line figure out a way to not block each other during plays.

Source: @CoachMSummers

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FROMTHE18's picture

queue the .gif of UF OLinemen blocking one another

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Buckeye Scottie's picture

If you are too lazy to click the link...

 

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Earle's picture

You're assuming someone within the state (or the SEC, for that matter) will notice.

Italics are for emphasis.

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Chief B1G Dump's picture

I agree that they will not notice grammar errors...but those swamp runners sure the hell noticed when somebody mistakenly put a crocodile on their program cover instead of a gator.

 

I'm guessing, it was the same intern behind both mistakes... 

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Kaceybrown's picture

Meh... The Florida Crocs... Crocs o' sheeeeeit!

NoVA Buckeye's picture

#ComePlayWRForTheJoker

The offseason begins when your season ends. Even then there are no days off.

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hodge's picture

Oh God, that Harry Potter recruiting letter...thanks for reminding me of that.

Never change, UF Athletics-Marketing Department, never change.

 

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Unky Buck's picture

That thing is so freaking horrendous. As a guy who frequently uses Photoshop to do a lot of stuff, including creating my own artworks, seeing that makes me absolutely cringe. I mean, I don't expect a Sammy Silverman at every school, but they don't have at least 1 decent graphic design student or someone fluent with Photoshop?

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Jack Fu's picture

It is unbelievable how many people type the verb "dominate" when they actually mean the adjective "dominant." Hell, it happens on 11W all the time.

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hodge's picture

It's pretty embarrass.

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Urban Nation Army's picture

You might say some people are bias toward mocking only the SEC about this sort of thing

Bet you can't say "Bert Bielma is a bumbling buffoon" five times fast.

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Jack Fu's picture

I really hope you did that on purpose. That's another big language pet peeve of mine. +1.

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Unky Buck's picture

Hell, it happens on 11W all the time.

I don't know. I think we've been able to eliminate that contaminate from our collective vocabulary.

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Jack Fu's picture

I'm pretty sure we haven't.

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OSUAndy07's picture

Kinda like this gem: 

"But I'm tryin' Ringo. I'm tryin', real hard, to be the shepherd"

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ShowThemOhiosHere's picture

I'm still trying to figure out who the "Crimison Tide" is that this blanket speaks of and what a "champship" is.

 

Class of 2010.

Alex Boones Liver's picture

A few letters certainly make a world of difference...

 

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Unky Buck's picture

Proper punctuation has a similar effect.

 

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BierStube's picture

Punctuation can also save Pirates from a nasty paternity suit!

"No matter where you go, there you are." B. Banzai

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Oyster's picture

As you know, Pirates don't wear raincoats...

May you R.I.P. Otsego, but know this. Gaylord Rocks!

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acBuckeye's picture

With all the missing letters and the upside down "N," I almost missed the "butt" of the picture.

GoBucksToledo's picture

I'm staying away from that McDonalds menu item!  Probably tastes like s**t.

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Alex Boones Liver's picture

It also happened at Oklahoma.

 

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BuckFly's picture

Wow. There's a lot going on in that picture. 

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Hovenaut's picture

I can't ahmember...this is or isn't Urban's fawlt?

I am not the Last Dragon, therefore I do not possess the power of the Glow.

gumtape's picture

 

just another psycho, irrational, delusional Ohio St fan

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JTACbuckeye's picture

Dam! That's is hire education at it's findest!

The strong will stand, the weak will fall by the wayside.  100% and then some!

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acBuckeye's picture

Adding a "d" at the end of "dominate" would've made that a much more accurate sentence.

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Mizzillion's picture

Somebody at Nike, too....

GoBucksToledo's picture

How in the world can you misspell Ohio?

BierStube's picture

 

"No matter where you go, there you are." B. Banzai

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ShowThemOhiosHere's picture

Yeah, the Gators o-line is "dominate"...they dominate each other.

Class of 2010.