Ah, Charlie Weis, how I miss you waddling up and down Notre Dame's sidelines while filled with so much swagger and bravado.
Weis went 34-25 in his five magical seasons in South Bend, and was eventually canned and replaced by another rotund man who also enjoys cussing and screaming at his players on national television.
Weis has since moved onto to the pastures in Lawrence, Kansas. In two years as the Jayhawks frontman, Weis has amassed a 4-20 record.
Today it was announced Charlie Weis is restructuring his staff, because 4-20 isn't going to cut it, even at Kansas. Wide receivers coach Rob Ianello will move to a new position as Director of Research. Running backs coach Reggie Mitchell will add the title of Recruiting Coordinator.
So who will be Kansas' next wide receivers coach? Well, after Charlie Weis' extensive search, there was only one man credentialed enough for the prestigious position: Charlie Weis.
"Coach (John) Reagan and I discussed several alternatives and have decided to have me handle the wide receiver position at this time."
Never change, Charlie, never change.