Life Sucks When You Suck

By Ramzy Nasrallah on March 14, 2013 at 9:22a
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[grabs tissues]

“ ‘Overbearing’ is a really good word,” said Purdue fan Lowell Bittenger, an actuary in Carmel. “I work with a lot of Michigan fans and another guy that is a big Ohio State fan. They agree it’s insufferable.”

Chad Sisk, a 2007 Purdue grad from Greenfield, is suffering, too.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    “Between that and Notre Dame being good in football, it’s been a tough year,” he said. “For a diehard Purdue fan, this has been the sports year from hell.”

BOILER UP *choo choo* BOILER UP *choo (sputter) choo* BOIL- [train derails]

[lots of screaming]

[Victor Oladipo repeatedly jumps back and forth over the wreckage while dunking]

[Aaron Craft steals all the train's booty]

[Michigan shows up wearing its nuclear banana tights and blinds everybody]

...cheer up, Purdue. At least Michigan State saved you from even more suffering.


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