Brady Hoke is a Terrible Actor

By 11W Staff - 04 March 2013
33 Comments
- Football

"Well, call my accountant and let's see what we can do."

Our promise to you: This is the worst thing you will see on the internet today.

Source youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QGHMN1Rpstc

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Comments

BuckeyeBoyer85 on 4 Mar 2013 - 10:11am #

Couldn't even finish watching it. Sooo bad.

Wayne Woodrow Hayes

dubjayfootball90 on 4 Mar 2013 - 10:38am #

I had the same thing happen, I tried to finish it, but I could not bring myself to.... wow was that bad....

unknownmusketeer on 4 Mar 2013 - 10:18am #

Luke Kovacs to Brady Hoke: "Your wife set up your Facebook account. Don't you remember. Your interests are bowling and pizza."

Nothing to see here. Don't take unnecessary shots at Brady Hoke. 3, 2, 1 ....

b_pbucksfans on 4 Mar 2013 - 10:45am #

DefendOhio on 4 Mar 2013 - 10:46am #

*Jordan Kovacs.

bucknasty13 on 4 Mar 2013 - 10:22am #

I give props to Hoke for being able to take a joke... But seriously, this is terrible.

dancorona5 on 4 Mar 2013 - 10:25am #

"if coach hoke can do it anyone can do it"...where have i heard that before?

Dr. House on 4 Mar 2013 - 10:31am #

tommy wiseau> Brady hoke

Run_Fido_Run on 4 Mar 2013 - 10:34am #

Not only is Hoke a bad actor; he's lying.

Truth is, Hoke is very wired into social media. He's set up to receive all kinds of alerts, and uses a variety of apps, that give him "real time" updates on special offers and discounts offered by the likes of Home Town Buffet, Cheesecake Factory, Pizzeria Uno, Chillis, IHOP, Maggiano's Little Italy, etc.

Then, Hoke has his assistant enter his food reviews on Yelp. Hoke's most common complaint is portion sizes that are too small. Recently, Hoke complained that the Bistro Shrimp Pasta₁ at Cheesecake Factory was "okay, for an appetizer, but totally unsatisfying as an entree."

Obviously, Hoke has a lot more experience on social media than he lets on. Maybe he just doesn't want to vote for Denard, for some reason?

_{1 Bistro Shrimp Pasta made The Center for Science in the Public Interest's list of unhealthiest "food porn" dishes offered by chain restaurants.}

NoVA Buckeye on 4 Mar 2013 - 12:59pm #

He doesn't like facebook and twitter because there's no free food in it. Instagram only serves to make him hungrier.

/Duff'd It

JasonOSU_UNI on 4 Mar 2013 - 10:39am #

I'll vote for him if this is the picture they use:

"We're talking a minimum eight-peat."

dumpus on 4 Mar 2013 - 10:49am #

i like this game! Its like fat guy mad libs - fat libs!

Brady Hoke is a terrible _________.

(noun)

Buffet dinner party guest!

Bucksfan on 4 Mar 2013 - 11:11am #

hail2victors9 on 4 Mar 2013 - 11:14am #

Wow, that is bad. The funny thing is that Coach Hecklinski just started a twitter account within the last month. Social media is your friend, Michigan staff.

Those who stay will be CHAMPIONS!
~Bo Schembechler

RBuck Mod on 4 Mar 2013 - 11:53am #

Almost 2 minutes of my life just flushed down the toilet.

"It's just another case of there you are". ~ Doc (1918-2012)

BoFuquel on 4 Mar 2013 - 11:59am #

I keep telling you he is The Joke Of Whoreville but for some reasone everyone on this site wants him to be an equal rival,well he ain't . One more season and the BOT of TSUN will have to do something about this Richrodian mistake that dose not have a Legends Division Championship in three years.The Nerds will surpass him this season.GO BUCKS!

I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then.

buckeyefanatic on 4 Mar 2013 - 12:04pm #

ROFL that is awesome. Smart for them to use such a easy URL to make it easy to remember. A nine dollar domain registration too much to spring for??

Poe McKnoe on 4 Mar 2013 - 12:14pm #

Just go to www.voting.pleasevotefordenardrobinsonfortheEASportsNCAAfootball2014cove...

collisionbend on 4 Mar 2013 - 12:12pm #

So there's two minutes of my life I'll never get back...

By the way: if they're busy making crap videos like this (and I suspect that it took them hours - it's Michigan, after all), they're not working on their football team. Priorities?

"There's a fine line between perception and reality." -- Luke Fickell

buckeyestu on 4 Mar 2013 - 12:13pm #

is hoke really that ignorant?

penult on 4 Mar 2013 - 12:31pm #

That's the real reason why he doesn't wear headphones on the sidelines -- he actually doesn't understand how to use them.

NoVA Buckeye on 4 Mar 2013 - 12:57pm #

He lives in the stone age, kind of like a certain cartoon character owned by Hanna-Barbara...

/Duff'd It

penult on 4 Mar 2013 - 12:30pm #

This may sound stupid, but I will not buy this game if they put Denard on the cover (I usually do almost every year). If coach Hayes didn't need to fuel up in that state I don't need a game that's been made ugly with their picture on it.