Brady Hoke is a Terrible Actor

By Jason Priestas on March 4, 2013 at 9:06a

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BuckeyeBoyer85's picture

Couldn't even finish watching it. Sooo bad.

Wayne Woodrow Hayes

dubjayfootball90's picture

I had the same thing happen, I tried to finish it, but I could not bring myself to.... wow was that bad....

You can feed a bobcat all the chili it wants. That don't mean it's going to crap out diamonds.

unknownmusketeer's picture

Luke Kovacs to Brady Hoke: "Your wife set up your Facebook account. Don't you remember. Your interests are bowling and pizza."
Nothing to see here. Don't take unnecessary shots at Brady Hoke. 3, 2, 1 ....

bucknasty13's picture

I give props to Hoke for being able to take a joke...  But seriously, this is terrible.

dancorona5's picture

"if coach hoke can do it anyone can do it"...where have i heard that before?

Dr. House's picture

tommy wiseau> Brady hoke

Run_Fido_Run's picture

Not only is Hoke a bad actor; he's lying.
Truth is, Hoke is very wired into social media. He's set up to receive all kinds of alerts, and uses a variety of apps, that give him "real time" updates on special offers and discounts offered by the likes of Home Town Buffet, Cheesecake Factory, Pizzeria Uno, Chillis, IHOP, Maggiano's Little Italy, etc. 
Then, Hoke has his assistant enter his food reviews on Yelp. Hoke's most common complaint is portion sizes that are too small. Recently, Hoke complained that the Bistro Shrimp Pasta1 at Cheesecake Factory was "okay, for an appetizer, but totally unsatisfying as an entree." 
Obviously, Hoke has a lot more experience on social media than he lets on. Maybe he just doesn't want to vote for Denard, for some reason?
1 Bistro Shrimp Pasta made The Center for Science in the Public Interest's list of unhealthiest "food porn" dishes offered by chain restaurants.     

NoVA Buckeye's picture

He doesn't like facebook and twitter because there's no free food in it. Instagram only serves to make him hungrier.

The offseason begins when your season ends. Even then there are no days off.

JasonOSU_UNI's picture

I'll vote for him if this is the picture they use:

dumpus's picture

i like this game!  Its like fat guy mad libs - fat libs!

Brady Hoke is a terrible _________.

Buffet dinner party guest!

hail2victors9's picture

Wow, that is bad.  The funny thing is that Coach Hecklinski just started a twitter account within the last month.  Social media is your friend, Michigan staff.

Those who stay will be CHAMPIONS!

~Bo Schembechler

RBuck's picture

Almost 2 minutes of my life just flushed down the toilet.

Long live the southend.

BoFuquel's picture

I keep telling you he is The Joke Of Whoreville but for some reasone everyone on this site wants him to be an equal rival,well he ain't . One more season and the BOT of TSUN will have to do something about this Richrodian mistake that dose not have a Legends Division Championship in three years.The Nerds will surpass him this season.GO BUCKS!

I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then.

buckeyefanatic's picture

ROFL that is awesome.  Smart for them to use such a easy URL to make it easy to remember.  A nine dollar domain registration too much to spring for??

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collisionbend's picture

So there's two minutes of my life I'll never get back...

By the way: if they're busy making crap videos like this (and I suspect that it took them hours - it's Michigan, after all), they're not working on their football team. Priorities?

"There's a fine line between perception and reality." -- Luke Fickell

buckeyestu's picture

is hoke really that ignorant?

penult's picture

That's the real reason why he doesn't wear headphones on the sidelines -- he actually doesn't understand how to use them.

NoVA Buckeye's picture

He lives in the stone age, kind of like a certain cartoon character owned by Hanna-Barbara...

The offseason begins when your season ends. Even then there are no days off.

penult's picture

This may sound stupid, but I will not buy this game if they put Denard on the cover (I usually do almost every year).  If coach Hayes didn't need to fuel up in that state I don't need a game that's been made ugly with their picture on it.

doodah_man's picture

I watched it all, but I did throw up a bit into my mouth....

Jim "DooDah" Day

"If I were giving a young man advice as to how he might succeed in life, I would say to him, pick out a good father and mother, and begin life in Ohio.” --Wilbur Wright, 1910

droessl's picture

Hoke always looks like he's got a serious case of meat sweats. 

hodge's picture

To think that I thought Urban's commercials were bad...this makes him look like Daniel Day-Lewis.

hail2victors9's picture

Urban's were just corny.  Hoke just has zero acting talent.

Those who stay will be CHAMPIONS!

~Bo Schembechler

NoVA Buckeye's picture

There's a perfectly good explanation: Hoke doesn't believe in this thing called "the internet".

The offseason begins when your season ends. Even then there are no days off.

gosolow2000's picture

I did go to that website, but I couldn't bring myself to vote for Denard.
Edit: I did vote for Swope.

Jdadams01's picture

Yeah, this encouraged me to vote for Swope.

Poison nuts's picture

Well, that sucked.

"Do not pass me, just slow down - I can move right through you" Superchunk - Precision Auto.

Hovenaut's picture

Great way to spend a bathroom break.

Hell, I courtesy flushed before this was over.

BSTP DeCon's picture

Oh, his interests is pizza? Who would've thunk it?!