PHONE'S RINGING -- IT'S URBAN ON THE LINE
Our promise to you: This is the worst thing you will see on the internet today.
Couldn't even finish watching it. Sooo bad.
Wayne Woodrow Hayes
I had the same thing happen, I tried to finish it, but I could not bring myself to.... wow was that bad....
Luke Kovacs to Brady Hoke: "Your wife set up your Facebook account. Don't you remember. Your interests are bowling and pizza."
Nothing to see here. Don't take unnecessary shots at Brady Hoke. 3, 2, 1 ....
I give props to Hoke for being able to take a joke... But seriously, this is terrible.
"if coach hoke can do it anyone can do it"...where have i heard that before?
tommy wiseau> Brady hoke
Not only is Hoke a bad actor; he's lying.
Truth is, Hoke is very wired into social media. He's set up to receive all kinds of alerts, and uses a variety of apps, that give him "real time" updates on special offers and discounts offered by the likes of Home Town Buffet, Cheesecake Factory, Pizzeria Uno, Chillis, IHOP, Maggiano's Little Italy, etc.
Then, Hoke has his assistant enter his food reviews on Yelp. Hoke's most common complaint is portion sizes that are too small. Recently, Hoke complained that the Bistro Shrimp Pasta1 at Cheesecake Factory was "okay, for an appetizer, but totally unsatisfying as an entree."
Obviously, Hoke has a lot more experience on social media than he lets on. Maybe he just doesn't want to vote for Denard, for some reason?
1 Bistro Shrimp Pasta made The Center for Science in the Public Interest's list of unhealthiest "food porn" dishes offered by chain restaurants.
He doesn't like facebook and twitter because there's no free food in it. Instagram only serves to make him hungrier.
"I like to kick Michigan's ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum."
I'll vote for him if this is the picture they use:
"We're talking a minimum eight-peat."
i like this game! Its like fat guy mad libs - fat libs!
Brady Hoke is a terrible _________.
Brady Hoke is a terrible _________.
Buffet dinner party guest!
Wow, that is bad. The funny thing is that Coach Hecklinski just started a twitter account within the last month. Social media is your friend, Michigan staff.
Those who stay will be CHAMPIONS!
Almost 2 minutes of my life just flushed down the toilet.
"It's just another case of there you are". ~ Doc (1918-2012)
I keep telling you he is The Joke Of Whoreville but for some reasone everyone on this site wants him to be an equal rival,well he ain't . One more season and the BOT of TSUN will have to do something about this Richrodian mistake that dose not have a Legends Division Championship in three years.The Nerds will surpass him this season.GO BUCKS!
I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then.
ROFL that is awesome. Smart for them to use such a easy URL to make it easy to remember. A nine dollar domain registration too much to spring for??
Just go to www.voting.pleasevotefordenardrobinsonfortheEASportsNCAAfootball2014cove...
So there's two minutes of my life I'll never get back...
By the way: if they're busy making crap videos like this (and I suspect that it took them hours - it's Michigan, after all), they're not working on their football team. Priorities?
"There's a fine line between perception and reality." -- Luke Fickell
is hoke really that ignorant?
That's the real reason why he doesn't wear headphones on the sidelines -- he actually doesn't understand how to use them.
He lives in the stone age, kind of like a certain cartoon character owned by Hanna-Barbara...
This may sound stupid, but I will not buy this game if they put Denard on the cover (I usually do almost every year). If coach Hayes didn't need to fuel up in that state I don't need a game that's been made ugly with their picture on it.
I watched it all, but I did throw up a bit into my mouth....
Jim "DooDah" Day
It is hard to play dirty against a man who picks you up.
Hoke always looks like he's got a serious case of meat sweats.
To think that I thought Urban's commercials were bad...this makes him look like Daniel Day-Lewis.
Urban's were just corny. Hoke just has zero acting talent.
There's a perfectly good explanation: Hoke doesn't believe in this thing called "the internet".
I did go to that website, but I couldn't bring myself to vote for Denard.
Edit: I did vote for Swope.
Yeah, this encouraged me to vote for Swope.
Well, that sucked.
The world is full of kings & queens who'll blind your eyes & steal your dreams - it's heaven & hell - Ronnie James Dio.
Great way to spend a bathroom break.
Hell, I courtesy flushed before this was over.
"Success - it's what you do with what you got" - Woody Hayes
Oh, his interests is pizza? Who would've thunk it?!
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