Alabama Signee Reuben Foster Can Sleep Anywhere

By 11W Staff - 15 February 2013
33 Comments
- Football
- Recruiting

Future Alabama linebacker Reuben Foster shows off his sleeping technique

I know what you're thinking: "HA... TYPICAL ALABAMA RECRUIT, TAKING CLASS SERIOUSLY." But, wait. If that's your first impulse, then you're really not appreciating the sleep technique the five-star linebacker is showing off.

The effort was heroic enough to bring out the best from the Photoshop masterminds at Tiger Droppings:

By Prometheus

By Bunta

By Wulfgar

By CajunTiger92

By USMCTiger03

By NATidefan

Bravo, Tiger fans, bravo.

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Comments

Buckeyevstheworld on 15 Feb 2013 - 6:12am #

Pacquiao. lol

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

JohnBoy on 15 Feb 2013 - 8:36am #

Just shared it on FB with some of my Tiger fan friends.

He's just getting ready for the big game.....teenagers do need their rest.

And they also need lots of tutors.

Thank you sir! May I have another?

Buckeyevstheworld on 15 Feb 2013 - 8:47am #

He needs rest for Saban's practices.

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

BuddhaBuck on 15 Feb 2013 - 9:01am #

At least he isn't stealing anything?.. #TooSoon

Keep Calm and Ignore the Trolls.

Lon_Paul on 15 Feb 2013 - 9:08am #

Tiger Droppings did some magnificent work here

Urbstache on 15 Feb 2013 - 9:12am #

These are amazing. I saw that original picture last night, Foster was begging the guy who posted it to Instagram to delete it haha.

Urban Warfare

AirForceNUT on 15 Feb 2013 - 9:19am #

He must be sleeping during English class...

old_rasputin on 15 Feb 2013 - 9:43am #

The thing is--he's not even sitting---it's like he's just leaning on the desk. No wonder he's a 5*

"We hate to lose, but when we do, rest assured we'll be back, and someone will pay the price." Coach Hayes

Gametime on 15 Feb 2013 - 9:48am #

LOL!! This is great...I think I might do one too...

"Leave...Your...Mark..."

Unky Buck on 15 Feb 2013 - 9:59am #

This is one of the greatest Buckshots ever. I laughed at every single one of those photos. Genius...just genius

BucksfanXC on 15 Feb 2013 - 10:01am #

I wish I could photoshop.

“Any time you give a man something he doesn't earn, you cheapen him. Our kids earn what they get, and that includes respect.” - Woody

Gametime on 15 Feb 2013 - 11:03am #

Here's my addition to it!

"Leave...Your...Mark..."

spqr2008 on 15 Feb 2013 - 11:06am #

He's almost as good as my best friend, who can sleep anywhere too. In Scouts, we had an old bus we used to travel to events, and he would literally put his head on the window and sleep, while his head was bouncing against the window.

tennbuckeye19 on 15 Feb 2013 - 11:15am #

Very nice. Makes me very sleepy...Zzzz...Zzzz...

jthiel09 on 15 Feb 2013 - 11:36am #

Haha I hope these pics just keep coming ... amazing.

harleymanjax on 15 Feb 2013 - 11:36am #

A skill that will come in handy when he is arrested at BAMA

"Because I couldn't go for 3"

jbarnes2105 on 15 Feb 2013 - 12:00pm #

^ im not going to throw a downvote your way, but i would hope you would expect a few after that comment.

Vico Staff on 15 Feb 2013 - 1:27pm #

My favorite Photoshop:

I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

Gametime on 15 Feb 2013 - 2:42pm #

Well Vico, if we're gonna do pro wrestling we might as well go for broke right????

"Leave...Your...Mark..."

jthiel09 on 15 Feb 2013 - 2:58pm #

Bama man getting put down by the Texas Rattlesnake!

GoBucks713 on 15 Feb 2013 - 5:20pm #

The only way this would be better is if it were actually Diamond Dallas Page dropping him in the Diamond Cutter. DDP!!!

-The Aristocrats!

Gametime on 15 Feb 2013 - 5:25pm #

I was seriously debating that! It was between the Diamond Cutter, the Stone Cold Stunner, and the Undertaker's chokeslam.

Because of the relativity people have with Urban & Stone Cold (especially if you're a Common Man listener on 97.1) I went with the Stunner.

"Leave...Your...Mark..."

jthiel09 on 15 Feb 2013 - 5:36pm #

Kevin Nash and a power bomb would've worked as well. Ahhhh the good old days.

Dr. House on 15 Feb 2013 - 11:53pm #

you mean like the time Nash dropped Big Show then known as The Giant on his head?

jthiel09 on 16 Feb 2013 - 1:01pm #

Thanks to 11W and an Alabama football player sleeping in class posting I'm now going on Netflix and going to watch as much classic WCW and WWF matches I can get my hands on.

Dr. House on 16 Feb 2013 - 3:45pm #

best of nitro volume two just came out tuesday

Borrowed Time on 15 Feb 2013 - 1:31pm #

I don't understand why he didn't sit down first before falling asleep. Was he so tired that he just leaned over on the first thing he saw and fell asleep?

cjkanski on 16 Feb 2013 - 3:35am #

First thing I thought of when I saw this was a guy in my Navy "A school" physics class. he had a habit of falling asleep in class. The instructor put him on "Interlock". Made him stand in the back when he caught him slow blinking. Figured he couldn't stand & sleep at the same time. Reuben just about proves this wrong.