Alabama Signee Reuben Foster Can Sleep Anywhere

February 15, 2013 at 4:59a    by Jason Priestas    
33 Comments

Future Alabama linebacker Reuben Foster shows off his sleeping technique

I know what you're thinking: "HA... TYPICAL ALABAMA RECRUIT, TAKING CLASS SERIOUSLY." But, wait. If that's your first impulse, then you're really not appreciating the sleep technique the five-star linebacker is showing off.

The effort was heroic enough to bring out the best from the Photoshop masterminds at Tiger Droppings:

By Prometheus
By Bunta
By Wulfgar
By CajunTiger92
By USMCTiger03
By NATidefan

Bravo, Tiger fans, bravo.


Comments

Buckeyevstheworld's picture

Pacquiao. lol

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

JohnBoy's picture

Just shared it on FB with some of my Tiger fan friends.
He's just getting ready for the big game.....teenagers do need their rest.
And they also need lots of tutors.

Thank you sir! May I have another?

Buckeyevstheworld's picture

He needs rest for Saban's practices.

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

BuddhaBuck's picture

At least he isn't stealing anything?.. #TooSoon

Don't text while driving.

Lon_Paul's picture

Tiger Droppings did some magnificent work here

Urbstache's picture

These are amazing. I saw that original picture last night, Foster was begging the guy who posted it to Instagram to delete it haha.

Urban Warfare

AirForceNUT's picture

He must be sleeping during English class...

old_rasputin's picture

The thing is--he's not even sitting---it's like he's just leaning on the desk.  No wonder he's a 5*

"We hate to lose, but when we do, rest assured we'll be back, and someone will pay the price." Coach Hayes

Gametime's picture

LOL!! This is great...I think I might do one too...

...I too dream in color and in rhyme
So I guess I'm one of a kind in a full house
Cause whenever I open my heart, my soul or my mouth
A touch of God rains out...

Unky Buck's picture

This is one of the greatest Buckshots ever. I laughed at every single one of those photos. Genius...just genius

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BucksfanXC's picture

I wish I could photoshop.

“Any time you give a man something he doesn't earn, you cheapen him. Our kids earn what they get, and that includes respect.”  - Woody

Gametime's picture

Here's my addition to it!

...I too dream in color and in rhyme
So I guess I'm one of a kind in a full house
Cause whenever I open my heart, my soul or my mouth
A touch of God rains out...

spqr2008's picture

He's almost as good as my best friend, who can sleep anywhere too.  In Scouts, we had an old bus we used to travel to events, and he would literally put his head on the window and sleep, while his head was bouncing against the window.

tennbuckeye19's picture

Very nice. Makes me very sleepy...Zzzz...Zzzz...

jthiel09's picture

Haha I hope these pics just keep coming ... amazing.

JT

harleymanjax's picture

A skill that will come in handy when he is arrested at BAMA

"Because I couldn't go for 3"

jbarnes2105's picture

^ im not going to throw a downvote your way, but i would hope you would expect a few after that comment.

Vico's picture

My favorite Photoshop: 

I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

Gametime's picture

Well Vico, if we're gonna do pro wrestling we might as well go for broke right????
 

...I too dream in color and in rhyme
So I guess I'm one of a kind in a full house
Cause whenever I open my heart, my soul or my mouth
A touch of God rains out...

jthiel09's picture

Bama man getting put down by the Texas Rattlesnake!

JT

GoBucks713's picture

The only way this would be better is if it were actually Diamond Dallas Page dropping him in the Diamond Cutter. DDP!!!

-The Aristocrats!

Gametime's picture

I was seriously debating that! It was between the Diamond Cutter, the Stone Cold Stunner, and the Undertaker's chokeslam. 

Because of the relativity people have with Urban & Stone Cold (especially if you're a Common Man listener on 97.1) I went with the Stunner.

...I too dream in color and in rhyme
So I guess I'm one of a kind in a full house
Cause whenever I open my heart, my soul or my mouth
A touch of God rains out...

jthiel09's picture

Kevin Nash and a power bomb would've worked as well. Ahhhh the good old days.

JT

Dr. House's picture

you mean like the time Nash dropped Big Show then known as The Giant on his head?

jthiel09's picture

Thanks to 11W and an Alabama football player sleeping in class posting I'm now going on Netflix and going to watch as much classic WCW and WWF matches I can get my hands on.

JT

Dr. House's picture

best of nitro volume two just came out tuesday

Borrowed Time's picture

I don't understand why he didn't sit down first before falling asleep. Was he so tired that he just leaned over on the first thing he saw and fell asleep?

cjkanski's picture

First thing I thought of when I saw this was a guy in my  Navy "A school" physics class. he had a habit of falling asleep in class. The instructor put him on "Interlock". Made him stand in the back when he caught him slow blinking. Figured he couldn't stand & sleep at the same time. Reuben just about proves this wrong.
 

Doc's picture

Funny as hell.  The one at the Last Supper is my favorite.

"Say my name."

cjkanski's picture

It looks like it's only seconds after Reuben stumbled in and racks out on the table. Andrew has his hands up like "uhh...little help here Jesus..."
Atta Boys to Vico & Gametime for theirs as well.

drumsontheside's picture

This is hilarious

WB

EvanstonBuckeye's picture

I was groaning when I first saw this and standing and applauding by the end.
Inspired work.

puff daddy's picture

good stuff...good stuff yea.

knucklehead