"Oh, I mean I don't belong in the college game, that's what I meant to say".
Enjoy that, Eagles fans....
4-6 seconds from point A to point B and when you get to point B, be pissed off
Dontre Wilson time!
"Attack the Strong, Trample the Weak, Hurdle the Dead!"
-Former OSU S&C Coach Lichter
Dontre Wilson... COME ON DOWNNNNNN
“Not everybody’s the perfect person in the world, I mean everyone kills people, murders people, steals from you, steals from me, whatever. I think that people need a second chance, and I’ve always looked up to Mike Vick." -TP
"if irony were made of strawberries, we' d all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now."
If he could be turned, he would be a powerful ally.
Love it! Oregon fans are going to hate Chip Kelly. Let the hatred and revisionism begin..."Chip Kelly was a hack." Muhahaha...
The South will NOT rise again!
I wonder if he'll be taking his cute little play-calling posters to Philly?
Took me a second to appreciate its genius, but this, sir, is an excellent post.
"A guy from Ohio can make it in life if he works hard enough." - Wayne Woodrow Hayes
It will but they will all be pictures of batteries and he will THROW THEM AT THE OPPOSITION (and santa claus)
"Nom nom nom" - Brady Hoke
He must not want to stick around for the sanctions. Stay classy Kelley.
If I'm Urban Meyer ... I'm on the phone like yesterday with Dontre Wilson.
I thought I read somewhere that Herman AND Urban were already planning on going to see him this week or the next... But now I'm sure it's a full court press!
So Chip Kelly interviewed for the job. Brian Kelly interviewed for the job. Did Jim Kelly get an interview? Or R. Kelly? Minka Kelly?
R. Kelly really wanted to fly like an eagle, but missed his flight when he became trapped in the closet.
Or perhaps even Kelly Kapowski?
“Right now, Michigan is not at the pinnacle of college football, and that’s all Urban Meyer cares about...He’s been there and knows what it takes to get there.”
nice pair of mom-jeans right there....
You can feed a bobcat all the chili it wants. That don't mean it's going to crap out diamonds.
I prefer Kelly Bundy.
She looks awfully familiar to Veronica Corningstone!
Or perhaps WWE's Kelly Kelly?
High fives all around for taking this thread in a completely different direction! Although, I wish someone would've posted some Minka Kelly pictures...she's easy on the eyes.
Hell, for my sake, oh Minka Kelly...
The way this came to be has to be irritating for Oregon fans. Kelly looks to be headed to the NFL, then decides against it, claiming a desire to remain with the ducks. I imagine this excited the fan base, but he runs off a few days later. What?
This from Ramzy:
Oregon will pursue Urban Meyer according to a new rumor I'm making up right now.
— Ramzy Nasrallah (@ramzy) January 16, 2013
Already have seen this bouncing around Facebook. My wife was asking me about it a little bit ago...
I have a feeling a lot of people out there will believe you, Ramzy. I don't, of course.
Check this article out. Published this very morning.
Let's see how that works out for Oregon...
"I can accept failure, but I can't accept not trying." -Woody Hayes
Following Barry Alvarez's example, Phil Knight to fill in for 2013 season as interim coach. Ducks literally cant BUY a win
Banned from BlackShoeDiaries since 2008. Crime: Slander/Defamation of Character Judgement: Guilty
What in the world I thought he said he was staying
Is it duck hunting season in Oregon right now?
I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon. - Crash Davis
So with that, who is the favorite to take over Oregon? Chad Morris perhaps? Then we can not only get Wilson, but Watson too.
The rumor last year when Kelly flirted with taking the Tampa Bay job was that they would promote their OC to HC. I wonder if that's still the plan?
Rumors were that Kelly wanted guarantees from Oregon that if he were to leave, Helfrich, the current OC, would get the job. Then he returned, obviously, after accepting Tampa's offer and possibly not hearing what he wanted from the Oregon administration.
I believe he still wants the same, and I thought I'd read from several stories that it was basically a foregone conclusion that Helfrich would get the job should Kelly leave this time around.
why does mort's smile look so forced in that twitter background?
ill be thinking of arkansas this entire season for oregon to see how far they may or may not tumble
I like football
I have to say to everyone on this site: way to step up your snarky GIF game lately. Every day the commentariat is really stepping up their game. Bunch of keepers in this thread.
On the MSU 247 thread about the Drake Harris offer an Oregon fan absolutely laid into Urban Meyer talking about how much of a scumbag he was... Would absolutely LOVE to see his face today now that Chip Kelly has left after saying he was staying!
Wait til they find out Kelly was complicit in their recruiting violations. Wait til the sanctions and scholarship restrictions come down. Wait till all their talent leaves. They're really gonna love him then.
"Sherman ran an option play right through the south" - Greatest Civil War analogy EVER.
THIS JUST IN: Chip Kelly officially changes the game to Duck, Buc, Duck, Eagle.
He's at least learned the 5 rules of dodgeball and is now applying them to football...
BREAKING NEWS: Chip Kelley is going to [insert team here]!
This is about two hours. And people say women are fickle.
Brett Favre anyone?
Why is no one on Espin talking about the looming NCAA rulings while talking about why he is leaving?
Must be because they hate Ohio State.
Ha...that was funnier than you probably think.
Anyone remember when I predicted this in the Chip Kelly thread a couple weeks ago?
Nope, but I do remember when I did a month ago ;)
Those who stay will be CHAMPIONS!
Does this mean Ohio State will now be the preseason #2?
"I'm One Bad Buckeye, and I approve this message."
Nike has unveiled Oregon's uniforms for next season:
Does this confirm that the NCAA is about to nuke Oregon?
"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.