Brent loves women in their early 20s. Lets be honest, what male doesn't?
"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.
That made for some really great, really awkward TV...Probably the most entertaining part about watching that God-awful game.
"Do not pass me, just slow down - I can move right through you" Superchunk - Precision Auto.
Even my wife, who couldn't care less about anything football related, was like "what did that old guy just say?" Ahh, Brent, we love ya. Such a strange and awkward moment indeed.
It sounded like he pretty much poked a hole in his Depends.
She'd probably be embarrassed if she found out, but I doubt she knows how to use the internet.
And based on her looks, she doesn't need to to either. You can add to that balancing a bank account, cooking, cleaning...
Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean the PGA is out to get you.
...reading, counting past 8.
She's hot, and Brent was hilarious. Give the old guy a break.
It kinda gave me a flashback to the OSU/Notre Dame matchup when they kept focusing on Brady Quinn's Sister/AJ Hawk's girlfriend. Except that she was in what appeared to be a ketamine induced haze.
I have this picture in my head for some reason of Brent in a white windowless van sitting outside a dorm with binoculars after last nights game
guess it could've been worse...This really happened: Arizona Cardinals DE Darnell Dockett meant to send her a private message on Twitter, with his phone number. But he accidentally send the tweet public. He also asked her out to dinner at Wing Stop & then to a strip club afterwards. Romantic.
"You win with people." - Woody Hayes
He should have offered her to come over and play Mike Tysons punch out on NES. lol Might have had better luck.
Dustin Fox was our leading tackler as a corner.... because his guy always caught the ball.
I thought it was funny. Brent was having a good time. You can't blame the dude, the chick is super fly.
"Say my name."
AJ's girl is hot, but I prefer Olivia Culpo - Miss USA 2012, Miss Universe 2012 - from Rhode Island. Katherine Webb looks like she wears too much makeup, and there's something about her teeth I'm not crazy about. Culpo has more of the "natural beauty" thing going for her...looks like she doesn't need to drown herself in makeup every morning to look hot. Maybe it's just me:
Don't you know? Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.