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The Onion Crushes the Manti Te'o Story

LOLtastic:

“It wasn’t just me—a lot of people got tricked,” said Te’o, who reportedly reached for the scarecrow’s straw hand and gazed longingly into the eyes drawn on the burlap sack face.

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Buckeyevstheworld's picture
Buckeyevstheworld on 25 Jan 2013 - 9:07am #

That scarecrow still has fuller lips than Katie Couric

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

Unky Buck's picture
Unky Buck on 25 Jan 2013 - 9:29am #

Ahhh, the Onion rarely ever fails...

BuddhaBuck's picture
BuddhaBuck on 25 Jan 2013 - 9:40am #

On a similar note, I can't wait to see Manti's (and Lennay's) cameo in Scary Movie 5 or 6. 

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