Michigan Has New Uniforms for the Outback Bowl

By 11W Staff - 18 December 2012
35 Comments
- Football

And they're as atrocious as you'd imagine them to be. (mgoblue.com)

Source mgoblue.com/view.gal?id=131627

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Comments

Doc on 18 Dec 2012 - 4:27pm #

They are turning into a cheaper Toledo. Glad we have Nike.

lljjgg on 18 Dec 2012 - 4:31pm #

My thoughts exactly. I am not a fan of any Adidas or Under Armour alternate uni I've seen to this point.

Haybucks on 19 Dec 2012 - 6:41am #

Adidas! I thought they were bowing to their "little" brother

by adding a salutary acronym for:

All Day I Dream About Sparty.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Buckeyevstheworld on 18 Dec 2012 - 6:57pm #

Guess that happens when you lose to Toledo.

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

BuckeyeSki on 18 Dec 2012 - 4:35pm #

Not sure what is funnier, the awful uniforms or the black Kovacs dummy. Walk-ons get no respect

If Denard Robinson isn't careful with spooning all that food into his mouth, he's going to end up lookin' like Whoopi Goldberg

BuckeyeVet on 18 Dec 2012 - 6:18pm #

Or the fact that the dummy looks taller than the real Kovacs.

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx

Haybucks on 19 Dec 2012 - 6:42am #

and more aware.

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bleedscarletpis... on 18 Dec 2012 - 4:41pm #

Tsun wants their uniforms to match their football play....shitty.

tennbuckeye19 on 18 Dec 2012 - 4:43pm #

Well, it's a good thing football coaches don't wear the uniforms like baseball managers do...

painterlad on 18 Dec 2012 - 6:36pm #

Hoke wearing that?!? Even synthetic material has its breaking point.

To err is human. Really sucking requires having yellow stripes on your helmet.

TheBadOwl on 18 Dec 2012 - 4:52pm #

The numbers look like a shitty version of the ones on our jerseys for the game.

I wouldn't cheer for Michigan if they were playing the Taliban.

Matt F on 18 Dec 2012 - 4:54pm #

Can you guys not post hideous jerseys again? It's a little embarrassing vomiting at work...

UrbanCulture on 18 Dec 2012 - 4:56pm #

the pants...

439LawDog on 18 Dec 2012 - 5:01pm #

Will give them credit though...they are better then those nasty ass jerseys with the big block m in the middle. Don't get me wrong they are hideous but not as bad as before.

GoBucks713 on 18 Dec 2012 - 5:16pm #

Is it me, or do the numbers look like they are about to turn pink?

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741 on 18 Dec 2012 - 5:18pm #

All jokes aside, Addidas should just stop making football uniforms. Seriously.

IBLEEDSCARLETANDGRAY on 18 Dec 2012 - 5:21pm #

That mannequin's package is the most glaring thing. Yikes

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Dr. Kenneth Noi... on 19 Dec 2012 - 8:42am #

Glad you said it first, cuz I was pretty shaken by that myself. Is there a need to be THAT anatomically correct?

GoBucks713 on 19 Dec 2012 - 11:52am #

It's supposed to be a scUM player, so it's probably not his junk, but a world record herpes sore.

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GoBucks713 on 19 Dec 2012 - 1:14pm #

Man, someone has no sense of humor.

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dancorona5 on 18 Dec 2012 - 5:27pm #

DannyAlmonte on 18 Dec 2012 - 5:57pm #

id take Russell Atheltics uniforms over adidas

Run_Fido_Run on 18 Dec 2012 - 5:59pm #

Al Czervik: "Oh, this is the worst-looking uniform I ever saw. What, when you wear a uniform like this I bet you get a free order of Bloomin' Onions, huh?"

[Czervik looks at Kovacs, who's wearing the same uniform]

Al Czervik: "Oh, it looks good on you though."

[Czervik then spots Coach Hoke entering the room]

Al Czervik: "You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?"

ShowThemOhiosHere on 18 Dec 2012 - 6:14pm #

I do kind of like the blue shoulder stripe with their logo. That's a neat touch but other than that...yeah...not good.

Class of 2010.

BuckeyeVet on 18 Dec 2012 - 6:22pm #

Serious request - what does our Michigan contingent think of these uniforms? Weigh in here Hail, M Man, et al.

I've usually (not always) disliked the OSU uniform changes.

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx

hail2victors9 on 19 Dec 2012 - 9:08am #

I don't hate them, but I don't love them either. I think this is about as good as Adidas can do. They are a lot better than the UTL/2011 MSU (bumblebee) jerseys. I think they're almost the same as what was worn for the game against Alabama except with blue across the shoulders instead of Maize.

http://www.mgoblue.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/072312aab.html

I think white pants would make these much better, and I 'd probably make the numbers blue with a Maize outline instead of the reverse.

Those who stay will be CHAMPIONS!
~Bo Schembechler

bleedscarletpis... on 19 Dec 2012 - 3:55pm #

Did you mean "Sun"? Not Maize which is owned by Nike.

MediBuck on 18 Dec 2012 - 7:20pm #

Hideous. I like black helmets, but only for schools that normally have some relation to black in their uniforms already. Again, fail to the victors

"There is a force that makes us all brothers, no one goes his way alone." --Woody Hayes

buck-I.8 on 18 Dec 2012 - 7:28pm #

I'm pretty sure the helmets are dark blue

hail2victors9 on 19 Dec 2012 - 8:56am #

Looks to be Matte blue with the wings remaining shiny. It's different :/

Those who stay will be CHAMPIONS!
~Bo Schembechler

MediBuck on 19 Dec 2012 - 4:37pm #

Thanks. I was looking in the dark from a smartphone screen. I get what they were going for and it's still hideous :/

"There is a force that makes us all brothers, no one goes his way alone." --Woody Hayes

flipbuckeye on 18 Dec 2012 - 8:38pm #

Honestly, they're much better than the awful striped shoulder alternates.

Not saying much though.

JT on 18 Dec 2012 - 9:20pm #

Kovacs never looked so athletic

chromedomebuck on 19 Dec 2012 - 10:57am #

Champions Bleed Scarlet & Gray

OSUBias on 19 Dec 2012 - 2:20pm #

No college football player has worn pants that high up on his back/stomach/armpits since Mark May stopped playing at Pitt. I'm saving your eyes by not posting a picture, but you know what I'm talking about. We've all seen Urkel do his thing.

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