Michigan Has New Uniforms for the Outback Bowl

December 18, 2012 at 3:15p    by Jason Priestas    


Doc's picture

They are turning into a cheaper Toledo.  Glad we have Nike.

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lljjgg's picture

My thoughts exactly. I am not a fan of any Adidas or Under Armour alternate uni I've seen to this point.

Haybucks's picture

Adidas!  I thought they were bowing to their "little" brother
by adding a salutary acronym for:
All Day I Dream About Sparty.

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Buckeyevstheworld's picture

Guess that happens when you lose to Toledo.

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BuckeyeSki's picture

Not sure what is funnier, the awful uniforms or the black Kovacs dummy. Walk-ons get no respect

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BuckeyeVet's picture

Or the fact that the dummy looks taller than the real Kovacs.

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Haybucks's picture

and more aware.

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bleedscarletpissmaize's picture

Tsun wants their uniforms to match their football play....shitty.

tennbuckeye19's picture

Well, it's a good thing football coaches don't wear the uniforms like baseball managers do...

painterlad's picture

Hoke wearing that?!? Even synthetic material has its breaking point.

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TheBadOwl's picture

The numbers look like a shitty version of the ones on our jerseys for the game.

When I walked in this morning and saw the flag was at half mast I thought, "Alright, another bureaucrat ate it." but then I saw it was Li'l Sebastian. Half mast is too high. Show some damn respect.

Matt F's picture

Can you guys not post hideous jerseys again?  It's a little embarrassing vomiting at work...

439LawDog's picture

Will give them credit though...they are better then those nasty ass jerseys with the big block m in the middle. Don't get me wrong they are hideous but not as bad as before.

GoBucks713's picture

Is it me, or do the numbers look like they are about to turn pink?

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741's picture

All jokes aside, Addidas should just stop making football uniforms. Seriously.


That mannequin's package is the most glaring thing. Yikes

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater's picture

Glad you said it first, cuz I was pretty shaken by that myself.  Is there a need to be THAT anatomically correct?   

GoBucks713's picture

It's supposed to be a scUM player, so it's probably not his junk, but a world record herpes sore.

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GoBucks713's picture

Man, someone has no sense of humor.

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DannyAlmonte's picture

id take Russell Atheltics uniforms over adidas

Run_Fido_Run's picture

Al Czervik: "Oh, this is the worst-looking uniform I ever saw. What, when you wear a uniform like this I bet you get a free order of Bloomin' Onions, huh?"
[Czervik looks at Kovacs, who's wearing the same uniform]
Al Czervik: "Oh, it looks good on you though."
[Czervik then spots Coach Hoke entering the room]
Al Czervik: "You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?"

ShowThemOhiosHere's picture

I do kind of like the blue shoulder stripe with their logo.  That's a neat touch but other than that...yeah...not good.

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BuckeyeVet's picture

Serious request - what does our Michigan contingent think of these uniforms? Weigh in here Hail, M Man, et al. 
I've usually (not always) disliked the OSU uniform changes.

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hail2victors9's picture

I don't hate them, but I don't love them either.  I think this is about as good as Adidas can do.  They are a lot better than the UTL/2011 MSU (bumblebee) jerseys.  I think they're almost the same as what was worn for the game against Alabama except with blue across the shoulders instead of Maize. 
I think white pants would make these much better, and I 'd probably make the numbers blue with a Maize outline instead of the reverse.

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bleedscarletpissmaize's picture

Did you mean "Sun"? Not Maize which is owned by Nike.

MediBuck's picture

Hideous. I like black helmets, but only for schools that normally have some relation to black in their uniforms already. Again, fail to the victors

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buck-I.8's picture

I'm pretty sure the helmets are dark blue

hail2victors9's picture

Looks to be Matte blue with the wings remaining shiny.  It's different :/

Those who stay will be CHAMPIONS!

~Bo Schembechler

MediBuck's picture

Thanks. I was looking in the dark from a smartphone screen. I get what they were going for and it's still hideous :/

"There is a force that makes us all brothers, no one goes his way alone." --Woody Hayes

flipbuckeye's picture

Honestly, they're much better than the awful striped shoulder alternates.
Not saying much though.

JT's picture

Kovacs never looked so athletic

chromedomebuck's picture


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OSUBias's picture

No college football player has worn pants that high up on his back/stomach/armpits since Mark May stopped playing at Pitt. I'm saving your eyes by not posting a picture, but you know what I'm talking about. We've all seen Urkel do his thing.

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