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Headline of the Year?

"Vandals admit muffin-crystal-thingie assault at Serpent Mounds" (dispatch.com)
Source dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/11/02/vandals-admit-muffin-cry...

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Grayskullsession's picture
Grayskullsession on 2 Nov 2012 - 9:03am #

Cults are fun arent they?

 

"if irony were made of strawberries, we' d all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now."

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Poe McKnoe on 2 Nov 2012 - 10:25am #

3-5 people being charged for the vandalism, huh?

Bad week for Graham Spanier, Tim Curley, Gary Schultz, and Joe Paterno.

Alhan's picture
Alhan on 2 Nov 2012 - 9:46am #

This is one of those times that I'm pleased with the life decisions I have made, seeing as I did not end up like those crazies.  Crystal muffins that gather in negative energy, huh?

As far as the Serpent Mound goes, I remember visiting with my family 15 years or so ago.  I would say its worth the trip if you haven't seen it.

$5000 fine seems a little light for vandalizing a well known archeological site.  I suppose the 3 months jail time is about right.

You can kill a fly with your slipper or a cannon. Either way, the fly dies. -Ramzy

aboynamedtracy's picture
aboynamedtracy on 2 Nov 2012 - 9:52am #

I prefer blueberry...

"Thingie" is a woefully underutilized term in media, good on ya Dispatch.

Alhan's picture
Alhan on 2 Nov 2012 - 4:20pm #

I always thought it was "thingy".  Or is that Chingy?

You can kill a fly with your slipper or a cannon. Either way, the fly dies. -Ramzy

M Man's picture
M Man on 2 Nov 2012 - 4:40pm #

It's like an MGoBlog headline.  In a real newspaper.

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cajunbuckeye on 2 Nov 2012 - 9:25pm #

Authorities suspect some hashish-brownie-thingies may be involved also. Officers are searching area basements for suspects wearing tin foil hats.

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