Aaron Craft Needs a Nickname

By 11W Staff - 08 November 2012
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Five potential nicknames from Grantland's Shane Ryan: The Robber Aaron, The Craftsman, Grand Theft Blotto, The Buckeye Burglar, Daft Craft (grantland.com)

Source grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/42197/college-basketball-pre...

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johnblairgobucks on 8 Nov 2012 - 7:43am #

My wife has, and always will call him "Craft Macaroni and Cheese."

Oyster on 8 Nov 2012 - 7:52am #

I like it.

Last year it was reported that the team calls him cheese, why reinvent the wheel?

UrbzRenewal on 8 Nov 2012 - 10:10am #

We may or may not have a "JUICE" box/costume for the TSUN game and we're considering making CRAFT macaroni and cheese boxes for basketball with a 4 on the back. The only downside is that the JUICE can be red, whereas to get the full effect, the CRAFT would have to be blue/yellow (*gags*).

Oyster on 8 Nov 2012 - 10:35am #

You could use the colors of a store brand?

Earle on 8 Nov 2012 - 10:24am #

Cheez Wiz?

buckeyefanatic on 8 Nov 2012 - 7:51am #

Around my house he is known as "the purse snacher." Dunno where that started, I think one of my kids.

Doc on 8 Nov 2012 - 9:03am #

How about "Beastie" after the Beastie Boys, 'cause "He's Crafty!"

buckifishr on 8 Nov 2012 - 9:51am #

Several of my friends call him Miller Genuine Craft.

gwalther on 8 Nov 2012 - 9:52am #

BUCKEYE BURGLAR. Haha

Class of 2008

dubjayfootball90 on 8 Nov 2012 - 10:01am #

i like buckeye burglar.... The Aaron Baron (or Red Baron)... Buckeye Burglar is still a good one.

BUCKI4LIFE on 8 Nov 2012 - 10:03am #

I call him ......... CH4RGE!!!!

SilverBulletNYC on 8 Nov 2012 - 10:21am #

So they have Aaron Craft as a THIRD TEAM Defensive All-American. I would like to meet 1 PG that plays better D than Craft.

The South will NOT rise again!

OSUStu on 8 Nov 2012 - 10:30am #

He is listed at third team All American. First team All Defensive Team. Need to look at the second list.

Alhan on 8 Nov 2012 - 10:24am #

Is Daft Craft a compliment? I suppose if you mean to say insane, which is supposedly a slang meaning for daft, but that's for sure not the normal definition.

You can kill a fly with your slipper or a cannon. Either way, the fly dies. -Ramzy

Terwilligins on 8 Nov 2012 - 10:25am #

AC pock-picksy

buckeyeEddie27 on 8 Nov 2012 - 10:27am #

the stealmill

I know there's a game saturday, and my ass will be there.

Terwilligins on 8 Nov 2012 - 10:27am #

The Blushing Bandit

simpson203 on 8 Nov 2012 - 12:17pm #

I sometimes refer to him as the the "Rosey-cheek Bandit"

RBuck Mod on 8 Nov 2012 - 10:31am #

Aaron "The Thief" Craft

"It's just another case of there you are". ~ Doc (1918-2012)

One Bad Buckeye on 8 Nov 2012 - 10:43am #

If it wasn't for that crappy grunge movie "The Craft", I'd put "The Craft" on the ballot.

"I'm One Bad Buckeye, and I approve this message."

Doc on 8 Nov 2012 - 11:19am #

Is that the girl that played Vickie Valencort in "The Waterboy"?

"Vickie showed me her boobies, and I liked them too!"

BED Staff on 8 Nov 2012 - 4:58pm #

Yes. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairuza_Balk

The Ohio State University, College of Arts & Sciences, Class of 2006
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AltaBuck on 8 Nov 2012 - 10:47am #

Aaron 'War' Craft or Floor Burn

I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon. - Crash Davis

bodast67 on 8 Nov 2012 - 12:11pm #

Liking "War" Craft...good call ALTABUCK !

Johnny Staff on 8 Nov 2012 - 11:08am #

aaron craftmatic adjustable bed

dubjayfootball90 on 8 Nov 2012 - 11:09am #

lol'ed on this..... Got my vote...

Bucks43201 on 8 Nov 2012 - 11:11am #

the "White Glove"

I came up with that last season; his on-the-ball D resembles Gary Payton (or maybe it was the other way around)

"You win with people." - Woody Hayes

One Bad Buckeye on 8 Nov 2012 - 11:15am #

Pavarotti

"I'm One Bad Buckeye, and I approve this message."

One Bad Buckeye on 8 Nov 2012 - 11:15am #

Aar-craft....get it?

"I'm One Bad Buckeye, and I approve this message."

NoVA Buckeye on 8 Nov 2012 - 11:26am #

Ohio Crafted

/Duff'd It

hodge on 8 Nov 2012 - 11:26am #

Kraftwerk.

Earle on 8 Nov 2012 - 11:29am #

The Scarlet Fetter? A little too obscure?

Also was trying to think of some play on the Scarlet Pimpernel, but failed.

hodge on 8 Nov 2012 - 11:40am #

Why not Scarlet Fever?

Earle on 8 Nov 2012 - 11:48am #

Not bad, how about Scarlet Thiever?

johnblairgobucks on 8 Nov 2012 - 5:59pm #

buckeyeEddie27 on 8 Nov 2012 - 11:48am #

^ you might be on to something there. "Craft's got the scarlet fever! Look at those cheeks!" I can hear gus johnson yelling it now

I know there's a game saturday, and my ass will be there.

Oyster on 8 Nov 2012 - 11:53am #

I love his cheeks. That is part of the intimidation. The players are too busy looking at his cheeks and thinking 'What the heck is going on?', while Craft is stealing the ball.