Aaron Craft Needs a Nickname

November 8, 2012 at 6:32a    by Jason Priestas    
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johnblairgobucks's picture

My wife has, and always will call him "Craft Macaroni and Cheese."

Oyster's picture

I like it. 
 
Last year it was reported that the team calls him cheese, why reinvent the wheel?

May you R.I.P. Otsego, but know this. Gaylord Rocks!

UrbzRenewal's picture

We may or may not have a "JUICE" box/costume for the TSUN game and we're considering making CRAFT macaroni and cheese boxes for basketball with a 4 on the back. The only downside is that the JUICE can be red, whereas to get the full effect, the CRAFT would have to be blue/yellow (*gags*).

Oyster's picture

You could use the colors of a store brand? 

May you R.I.P. Otsego, but know this. Gaylord Rocks!

Earle's picture

Cheez Wiz?

Italics are for emphasis.

buckeyefanatic's picture

Around my house he is known as "the purse snacher."  Dunno where that started, I think one of my kids.

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Want to beat Michigan? There's an App for that.

Doc's picture

How about "Beastie" after the Beastie Boys, 'cause "He's Crafty!"

"Say my name."

buckifishr's picture

Several of my friends call him Miller Genuine Craft.

gwalther's picture

BUCKEYE BURGLAR. Haha

Class of 2008

dubjayfootball90's picture

i like buckeye burglar.... The Aaron Baron (or Red Baron)... Buckeye Burglar is still a good one.

You can feed a bobcat all the chili it wants. That don't mean it's going to crap out diamonds.

BUCKI4LIFE's picture

I call him .........  CH4RGE!!!!

SilverBulletNYC's picture

So they have Aaron Craft as a THIRD TEAM Defensive All-American. I would like to meet 1 PG that plays better D than Craft.

The South will NOT rise again!

OSUStu's picture

He is listed at third team All American.  First team All Defensive Team.  Need to look at the second list.

If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them.  ~ Bruce Lee

Alhan's picture

Is Daft Craft a compliment?  I suppose if you mean to say insane, which is supposedly a slang meaning for daft, but that's for sure not the normal definition.
 

"Nom nom nom" - Brady Hoke

buckeyeEddie27's picture

the stealmill

I know there's a game Saturday, and my ass will be there.

Terwilligins's picture

The Blushing Bandit

simpson203's picture

I sometimes refer to him as the the "Rosey-cheek Bandit"

RBuck's picture

Aaron "The Thief" Craft

"It's just another case of there you are". ~ Doc (1918-2012)

One Bad Buckeye's picture

If it wasn't for that crappy grunge movie "The Craft", I'd put "The Craft" on the ballot.  

"I'm One Bad Buckeye, and I approve this message."

Doc's picture

Is that the girl that played Vickie Valencort in "The Waterboy"?
"Vickie showed me her boobies, and I liked them too!"

"Say my name."

BED's picture

The Ohio State University, College of Arts & Sciences, Class of 2006
The Ohio State University Moritz College of Law, Class of 2009

AltaBuck's picture

Aaron 'War' Craft or Floor Burn

I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon. - Crash Davis

bodast67's picture

Liking "War" Craft...good call ALTABUCK !

 

 

 

     " I hope when I die, I die laughing"...                

Johnny Ginter's picture

aaron craftmatic adjustable bed

dubjayfootball90's picture

lol'ed on this..... Got my vote...

You can feed a bobcat all the chili it wants. That don't mean it's going to crap out diamonds.

Bucks43201's picture

the "White Glove" 
 
I came up with that last season; his on-the-ball D resembles Gary Payton (or maybe it was the other way around)

"You win with people." - Woody Hayes

One Bad Buckeye's picture

Pavarotti

"I'm One Bad Buckeye, and I approve this message."

One Bad Buckeye's picture

Aar-craft....get it?

"I'm One Bad Buckeye, and I approve this message."

NoVA Buckeye's picture

Ohio Crafted

The offseason begins when your season ends. Even then there are no days off.

Earle's picture

The Scarlet Fetter?  A little too obscure?
Also was trying to think of some play on the Scarlet Pimpernel, but failed.

Italics are for emphasis.

hodge's picture

Why not Scarlet Fever?

Earle's picture

Not bad, how about Scarlet Thiever?

Italics are for emphasis.

buckeyeEddie27's picture

^ you might be on to something there.   "Craft's got the scarlet fever! Look at those cheeks!"  I can hear gus johnson yelling it now

I know there's a game Saturday, and my ass will be there.

Oyster's picture

I love his cheeks.  That is part of the intimidation.  The players are too busy looking at his cheeks and thinking 'What the heck is going on?', while Craft is stealing the ball.

May you R.I.P. Otsego, but know this. Gaylord Rocks!

Earle's picture

Yeah, I thought about the red cheeks, too.

Italics are for emphasis.

Oyster's picture

+1 for for using Scarlet Pimpernel in a post on a football forum.  That takes guts!

May you R.I.P. Otsego, but know this. Gaylord Rocks!

Earle's picture

Thanks, though I must say I prefer the Looney Tunes version with Daffy Duck as the Scarlet Pumpernickel.

Italics are for emphasis.

hodge's picture

Wait, Earle:  what about, THE SCARLET BLOOD-LETTER?

Earle's picture

I like it!  Sucking the life out of the opposing offense (ignoring the fact that actual bloodletting typically involved very small amounts of blood).
And it definitely has a much better ring to it than The Scarlet Phlebotomist.

Italics are for emphasis.

pukindawg's picture

Air Craft
*Edit*
@OneBad
Sorry. missed your post.
 

AltaBuck's picture

Big fan of John Stockton growing up as the 'Pasty Gangsta'. How bout Aaron as the 'Crafty Gangsta'?
BTW - I hate Jim Rome but always liked that nickname for John.
 
 

I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon. - Crash Davis

IBleedSandG's picture

I've always like the "Smooth Criminal". What Dave Biddle of Bucknuts.com has called him since Craft was a freshman.

"You pick up the rifle and go as hard as you can possibly go."
-UFM

gravey's picture

Baby Finster.
He's got that baby face, but steals everything.  It's a reference only the over 40 crowd will get.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCFIAidTeV8

D. Anthony's picture

I call him, Craft Mac and D

D. Anthony

BUCKfutter's picture

why not just Crafty?

the kids are playing their tail off, and the coaches are screwing it up! - JLS

Geraffi's picture

Smooth criminal. 

SPreston2001's picture

I like "The Craftsman" lol.