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My wife has, and always will call him "Craft Macaroni and Cheese."
I like it.
Last year it was reported that the team calls him cheese, why reinvent the wheel?
We may or may not have a "JUICE" box/costume for the TSUN game and we're considering making CRAFT macaroni and cheese boxes for basketball with a 4 on the back. The only downside is that the JUICE can be red, whereas to get the full effect, the CRAFT would have to be blue/yellow (*gags*).
You could use the colors of a store brand?
Around my house he is known as "the purse snacher." Dunno where that started, I think one of my kids.
How about "Beastie" after the Beastie Boys, 'cause "He's Crafty!"
Several of my friends call him Miller Genuine Craft.
BUCKEYE BURGLAR. Haha
Class of 2008
i like buckeye burglar.... The Aaron Baron (or Red Baron)... Buckeye Burglar is still a good one.
I call him ......... CH4RGE!!!!
So they have Aaron Craft as a THIRD TEAM Defensive All-American. I would like to meet 1 PG that plays better D than Craft.
The 2012 National Champions.
He is listed at third team All American. First team All Defensive Team. Need to look at the second list.
Is Daft Craft a compliment? I suppose if you mean to say insane, which is supposedly a slang meaning for daft, but that's for sure not the normal definition.
You can kill a fly with your slipper or a cannon. Either way, the fly dies. -Ramzy
I know there's a game saturday, and my ass will be there.
The Blushing Bandit
I sometimes refer to him as the the "Rosey-cheek Bandit"
Aaron "The Thief" Craft
"It's just another case of there you are". ~ Doc (1918-2012)
If it wasn't for that crappy grunge movie "The Craft", I'd put "The Craft" on the ballot.
"I'm One Bad Buckeye, and I approve this message."
Is that the girl that played Vickie Valencort in "The Waterboy"?
"Vickie showed me her boobies, and I liked them too!"
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Aaron 'War' Craft or Floor Burn
I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon. - Crash Davis
Liking "War" Craft...good call ALTABUCK !
aaron craftmatic adjustable bed
lol'ed on this..... Got my vote...
the "White Glove"
I came up with that last season; his on-the-ball D resembles Gary Payton (or maybe it was the other way around)
"You win with people." - Woody Hayes
The Scarlet Fetter? A little too obscure?
Also was trying to think of some play on the Scarlet Pimpernel, but failed.
Why not Scarlet Fever?
Not bad, how about Scarlet Thiever?
^ you might be on to something there. "Craft's got the scarlet fever! Look at those cheeks!" I can hear gus johnson yelling it now
I love his cheeks. That is part of the intimidation. The players are too busy looking at his cheeks and thinking 'What the heck is going on?', while Craft is stealing the ball.
Yeah, I thought about the red cheeks, too.
+1 for for using Scarlet Pimpernel in a post on a football forum. That takes guts!
Thanks, though I must say I prefer the Looney Tunes version with Daffy Duck as the Scarlet Pumpernickel.
Wait, Earle: what about, THE SCARLET BLOOD-LETTER?
I like it! Sucking the life out of the opposing offense (ignoring the fact that actual bloodletting typically involved very small amounts of blood).
And it definitely has a much better ring to it than The Scarlet Phlebotomist.
Sorry. missed your post.
Big fan of John Stockton growing up as the 'Pasty Gangsta'. How bout Aaron as the 'Crafty Gangsta'?
BTW - I hate Jim Rome but always liked that nickname for John.
I've always like the "Smooth Criminal". What Dave Biddle of Bucknuts.com has called him since Craft was a freshman.
He's got that baby face, but steals everything. It's a reference only the over 40 crowd will get.
I call him, Craft Mac and D
why not just Crafty?
the kids are playing their tail off, and the coaches are screwing it up! - JLS
I like "The Craftsman" lol.
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