PHONE'S RINGING -- IT'S URBAN ON THE LINE
Give me an exanple of a genital prank gone right.
Why is the "Porky's" shower scene going through my mind right now?
To err is human. Really sucking requires having yellow stripes on your helmet.
OR "Bachelor Party". "Is that a foot long?" "And then some!"
There was a guy on my HS BBall team we called 'footer'.
Was it Greg Oden?
I wish, then I wouldn't have had to play center at 6'6".
"Nick the dick"
"You win with people." - Woody Hayes
Trotwood-Madison. Once a Ram, Always a Ram.
Free Willy! Unless you are in public and the dude is drunk and stuff.
The Million Dollar Dangle (in reference to Bama's marching band, the Million Dollar Band)
This and tree poisoning...stay classey Bama fans....
Jim "DooDah" Day
It is hard to play dirty against a man who picks you up.
SEC! SEC! SEC!
4-6 seconds from point A to point B and when you get to point B, be pissed off
I know there's a game saturday, and my ass will be there.
I fail to see how locking someone in a cage for 9 months makes sense here.
I mean I guess sexual assault isn't a big deal.... How about not doing something stupid? Like rubbing your genitals on someone who is passed out? Lock his ass in jail. It'll do more than fining the redneck who could just head back to Smith's Station, cook meth for a week and cover the fine. What has happened to accountability? The guy sexaully assaulted someone who was passed out, and he doesn't deserve jail time? ok..
I think it's a bit harsh. Hell in some frats that gets you automatic admission to the frat!
There are a lot more dangerous people going loose who need to be locked up instead of this guy. Plus it costs about $50,000 a year to incarcerate a person, so now the taxpayers on the hook for 100k for a douche tea bagging someone? From the video it obviously wasn't malicious, it was just a drunk person doing something stupid, which we see all too often.
Maybe you just go with the easy punishment. The whole thing lasted abut five minutes, so let the passed out guy punch the other guy in the sack for about five minutes. Put that on video and I bet further such incidents are reduced.
HAHAHA...that's what that dumbass gets!
Class of 2010.
I like the 'name the genital prankster' game!
Bourbon St. Baller...
The world is full of kings & queens who'll blind your eyes & steal your dreams - it's heaven & hell - Ronnie James Dio.
The Krystal Kommando
People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic.
and the vicitim is suing for a boat load. pain and suffering, mental anguish blahblahblah
~Because we couldn't go for three~
also... easy for me to say up further consideration. I wasn't the drunk guy who had testicles bounced off of his forehead.
What would possess a person to whip out his sack and do this? Never mind. Don't answer that question. I don't want to know.
"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license."
I'm with you. I don't understand why "he's drunk and passed out" translates to "I'm going to rub my sack on another man".
Here is a good lesson for the kids. Teabag someone and you get locked up. Im surpised it was two years.
"if irony were made of strawberries, we' d all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now."
General Robert E. Tea-bag.
Or Sherriff Bufford T.(-bag) Justice, who says . . .
"My handle is Smokey Bear and I'm tail grabbin' your ass right now!"
"There's no way, no way that you came from my loins."
"I'm gonna barbeque yo' ass in molasses!"
"Duck, or you're gonna be talkin' out yo ass!"
"If they had cremated the sumbitch I'd be kickin' the Bandits ass 'round the moon by now."
"Hold up on that car wash boys."
"You fellas stay here until one of my associates comes for ya. Don't leave, don't go home and don't play with yourselves. You can think about it, but don't do it. It won't look good on my highway."
Fido, Smokey and the Bandit is my all time favorite movie. Hands down bar none. I know, what your thinkin', "Doc is a real deep thinker and a true intellectual. He really enjoys the finer things in life." And you would be right ;P
One last Buffordism; "Remind me when we get home to slap your Mama in da mouth."
PUT THE EVIDENCE IN THE CAAR!
my hat blew off daddy.....
gimme a diablo sandwich and a dr pepper.
When I was a kid, I must have watched Smokey and the Bandit on video like 30 times.
I've prolly watched it closer to 300 times. Sad, ain't it. The stupid humor is right up my alley. I like Cannonball Run too. Maybe I have some sort of "thing" for Bert Reynolds?
Montana Crotch Rat
"I'm One Bad Buckeye, and I approve this message."
I supposed the expression: "One mans junk is another mans treasure." Doesn't apply here.
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