PHONE'S RINGING -- IT'S URBAN ON THE LINE
They have such a sense of entitlement and arrogance that in their mind it can never be their fault when something bad happens
Last year, Syracuse barely scraped by a 2-11 Tulane team, by the score of 37-34, in the Superdome. Asked how they could let a crappy team pass for 355 yards, Syracuse's DBs complained that they couldn't catch their breaths in the indoor environment. "The aritificial air was killing us," said cornerback Stumpy McBurnt.
Doesn't Syracuse play in a dome?
Fan of bacon since 1981
What was the excuse for scoring zero points in the Superdome against Alabama?
No grass for the Mad Hatter to eat!!
I've heard that some teams jerseys are made thicker than others....making them heavier and cumbersome. Just gotta play the cards you're dealt I guess. #noexcuses
I've also heard NIKE had a bad batch of plastic that wouldn't mold correctly. This would cause air pockets in some nubs on one teams cleats and not the other's. This of course affected the balance of the players wearing the bad NIKEs significantly. #overcome
Lastly I'm told that teams all secretly know that it's easier to score in a south endzone. Why? By heading south you're by default running down hill. shhhh. #tricksofthetrade
I know there's a game saturday, and my ass will be there.
I also blame The Heat for everything.
Ooops, sorry . . . went to upvote this and accidentally hit downvote. I'll make it up to you with extra upvotes elsewhere.
Get out of my head! I was going to say the same thing! I love exclamation points!
Buckeye born and bred. Buckeye til I'm dead.
How does a team from the SOUTH blame heat for a loss lol? That's like Wisky complaining that they lost because it was too cold out.
Wow, and I just thought it was because their offense was horrible.
An angry fan...rooting for an angry team...led by angry coaches
Hell, if that's the problem, let's get them scheduled to come up to C-bus in say, November.
Nick Saban thinks weather is an unfair advantage and so are domes. In fact, Nick says that it's unfair unless Alabama's undefeated, and still will think everything's unfair even when they are. This is one man without a soul.
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