In the immortal words of Marshawn Lynch:
"if irony were made of strawberries, we' d all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now."
Just be careful about how many countable hours are spent on summer practice, 'kay? Looks to me like Ryan Shazier is close to the limit.
Ryan Shazier went from boy to man faster than you can say -ichigansukz. Looks like we've found John Simon's successor to how much dedication can be put into the weight room. L.L. cool-J lookalike?
Plus, I'm pretty sure I read that Simon takes Shazier with him to the weight room on weekends.