Craig James Trying to Outrun Google Bomb

January 8, 2012 at 2:37a    by Jason Priestas    
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Northbrook's picture

Craig James, isn't that the guy who killed five hookers?

btalbert25's picture

The author of the article is right, there are plenty of reasons to hate Craig James.  He's a doucebag and it has nothing to do with the fact that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU.

btalbert25's picture

I love the facebook plugin comments on that article. 

 

LABuckeye's picture

Did CRAIG JAMES KILL FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU? A lot of people seem to think CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU. If it is true that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU, then I actually hope that he wins the election and we can keep talking about how CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU. If it is not true that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU, then I want to keep insinuating that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU anyway. 

btalbert25's picture

Yeah, I think I read somewhere that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU

GlueFingers Lavelli's picture

Im still in shock. I mean to kill a hooker... ok, I get that. But to KILL 5 HOOKERS....  Sounds like a pony express gang bang gone array. Maybe one of the hookers tried to steal cocaine from E.D. and James wanted to prove himself to him...... BY KILLING 5 HOOKERS!!!!

Dustin Fox was our leading tackler as a corner.... because his guy always caught the ball.

KenK's picture

"Craig James is the one candidate that people from both sides of the aisle can agree on. Republican and Democrats agree. It seems that everyone is united in their dislike of James."

 

Please vote for Craig James; a uniter, not a divider.

 

 

 

 

Johnny Hooker: "He's not as tough as he thinks". Henry Gondorff: "Neither are we".

J.Mo's picture

I couldn't be prouder of CFB bloggers. Screw Craig James, but he won't be the first politician that killed hookers because CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU.

Did #FireCriagJames ever trend worldwide on Thursday nights by the way?

Riggins's picture

You guys... You guys...

"Allegedly."  Craig James allegedly killed 5 hookers while at SMU. 

Leanenaud's picture

I personally don't see what the big deal is. Every time I go to New Orleans my first order of business is to locate and strangle a hooker. Pretty common-place behavior in my book.

Northbrook's picture

Well sure, it's de rigueur in New Orleans.

Hey did you hear that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 10 HOOKERS!!! 5 WHILE AT SMU AND 5 IN BRISTOL.

theDuke's picture

This is absolute GOLD. 

theDuke

theDuke's picture

OH NO!!!! They Took away the "Recent Comments"!!! I'm on to you, admin!

theDuke

DJ Byrnes's picture

I love how it's "these bloggers"; I can imagine the disdain is much like an 18th century banker in regards to the gang of ruffians who hit licks on his money trains. Also, I love technology.


You all are haters on Craig James though. I for one, am glad to see Craig James -- a man who once killed 5 hookers in broad day-light spree -- can rise above his past atrocities to seek a life in the public's service. I'm also happy for the grand state of Texas, to finally get their state's favorite son to run for office. As one of Texas' greatest intellectuals, I look forward to seeing his 5-planked platform to fixing our nation's troubles. If those five planks happen to be made of dead hookers, it makes no difference to me -- as long as the chains of America are getting moved.

God Bless Craig James & the State of Texas.  

 

Californian by birth, Marionaire by the Grace of President Warren G. Harding.

RBuck's picture

I wonder if the rumor that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU has any legs in it.

"It's just another case of there you are". ~ Doc (1918-2012)

Irricoir's picture

Lets broaden our spectrum here: Did you hear that MARK MAY WEARS WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR?

I don't always take names when I kick ass but when I do, they most often belong to a Wolverine.

RBuck's picture

OK. Yes, I also heard that MARK MAY WEARS WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR.

"It's just another case of there you are". ~ Doc (1918-2012)

LABuckeye's picture

I thought it was already common knowledge that MARK MAY WEARS WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR.

johnblairgobucks's picture

If MARK MAY WEARS WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR were true, I'd believe it.

Maestro's picture

That picture is worthy of a Webby Award.

vacuuming sucks

DJ Byrnes's picture

I'm also a fan of the Examiner reporter calling it a "Google rumor". 

 

Californian by birth, Marionaire by the Grace of President Warren G. Harding.

misterpants's picture

It must be very frustrating for Mr. James that everytime someone mentions that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU, his Google problem becomes worse, regardless of the veracity of the claim that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU. Even Craig James denying that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU will make the problem worse as it increases the number of occurrences of the phrase CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU. Perhaps Google's page weighting algorithms should be updated so that this insinuation that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU doesn't sully Mr. James' otherwise unimpeachable character.

LABuckeye's picture

This thread is ample evidence that everyone is still talking about how CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU. I think it's great.

Poe McKnoe's picture

My Google must be broken.  It isn't completing the the sentence CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU.

LABuckeye's picture

I just checked it. The James camp must have gotten Google to remove it from the suggestions. It was the first thing that popped up when you start typing "Craig James" into Google.

Nick's picture

It may be that I just don't read many internet blogs but I haven't heard a lot about the fact that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU. I also find it interesting instead of saying he did not kill said hookers, the campaign clearly states there is no evidence!!! SOOOOOO..... CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU. 

Nick's picture

Yeah my google search doesn't populate that but it will DO A BARREL ROLL

Bucks43201's picture

Tebooooow ... Ramzy won't have a whitty quip for that

"You win with people." - Woody Hayes

GlueFingers Lavelli's picture

WHAT!!!!!   Mark May wears womens underwear?

Dustin Fox was our leading tackler as a corner.... because his guy always caught the ball.

Kalamazoo Steve's picture

Its true. Mark May wears the womens underwear of the 5 hookers that Craig James killed. When told about this situation, Lee Corso only said "F#*k it".

painterlad's picture

First of all, with the serious money he was making at SMU, I'm sure it was call girls and not hookers he killed. Secondly, the only thing that can be proven he killed was his son's manhood, and we need to remember that when we go around saying things like CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU.

To err is human. Really sucking requires having yellow stripes on your helmet.

Maestro's picture

James' personal silence on the issue of him killing 5 hookers while at SMU speaks volumes to me.

vacuuming sucks

flipbuckeye's picture

Come on, guys. This is getting ridiculous. Just because Google says that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU doesn't actually mean that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU.

I think it's time to put an end to the rumor that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU by googling "CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU", visiting all the sites that claim "CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU", and politely asking them to to stop posting the string "CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU".

Who's with me?

AndyVance's picture

While we can all agree that it seems highly likely that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU, I have a question I'm somewhat embarrassed to ask... What exactly is the origin of the CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU storyline? Aside from the fact that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU, of course...