He says he took "insignificant gifts from boosters" but the real news here is that he also admitted to taking "insignificant heartbeats" from five self-employed women while he was in college.
Must have been a typo by MARK MAY WEARING WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR. He meant to say Craig James took insignificant LIVES from HOOKERS, not gifts from boosters. Even though Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU, it truly is too bad that Mark May wears women's underwear.
I heard that CRAIG JAMES was on his way to a press conference where he was going to admit to KILLING 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU, but like Nick above, he also took an arrow to the knee...
Fortunately, Mark May was there wearing women's underwear, eating cheese, and witnessed Tim Tebow miraculously healing CRAIG JAMES and that same HOOKER KILLING knee.
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Thoughts and prayers to the friends and family of the FIVE HOOKERS CRAIG JAMES KILLED AT SMU.
Gifts or girls? and by girls I mean FIVE HOOKERS that CRAIG JAMES KILLED AT SMU.
Keep Calm and Ignore the Trolls.
Craig James was taking gifts and killing 5 hookers at roughly the same time that Mark May started wearing womens underwear.
his son gets put in a tool shed.
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He says he took "insignificant gifts from boosters" but the real news here is that he also admitted to taking "insignificant heartbeats" from five self-employed women while he was in college.
They was zombie hookers so no harm.
Hey, i'm not sure if you guys knew, but I heard somewhere that CRAIG JAMES allegdly MURDERED FIVE HOOKERS while at SMU
-The Aristocrats!
What? CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS AT SMU? AND ate whole wheel of cheese? I'm not even mad, that's amazing.....
I think he shared the cheese with Mark May, who was alleged to be wearing women's underwear at the time.
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Mike leach locked Craig James son in a closet because His dad killed Mike Leach' sister who was one of 5 hookers killed by James at SMU.
Dustin Fox was our leading tackler as a corner.... because his guy always caught the ball.
So it went from "I took nothing" to, "It was insignificant.". Next it'll be "I didn't kill those hookers at SMU, I just buried the bodies".
"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.
Must have been a typo by MARK MAY WEARING WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR. He meant to say Craig James took insignificant LIVES from HOOKERS, not gifts from boosters. Even though Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU, it truly is too bad that Mark May wears women's underwear.
I used to participate in internet memes, but then I took an arrow in the knee........
so he DOESN't DENY that he DID KILL 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU?
What is he hiding? WHY WONT HE DENY SUCH A HEINOUS CRIME?
Aah, the arrow to the knee....lol
I heard that CRAIG JAMES was on his way to a press conference where he was going to admit to KILLING 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU, but like Nick above, he also took an arrow to the knee...
Fortunately, Mark May was there wearing women's underwear, eating cheese, and witnessed Tim Tebow miraculously healing CRAIG JAMES and that same HOOKER KILLING knee.
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