Craig James Admits Taking Gifts from Boosters While at SMU

January 13, 2012 at 2:25a    by Jason Priestas    
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flipbuckeye's picture

Thoughts and prayers to the friends and family of the FIVE HOOKERS CRAIG JAMES KILLED AT SMU.

BuddhaBuck's picture

Gifts or girls? and by girls I mean FIVE HOOKERS that CRAIG JAMES KILLED AT SMU.

Don't text while driving.

VestedInterest's picture

Craig James was taking gifts and killing 5 hookers at roughly the same time that Mark May started wearing womens underwear.

mastermiind's picture

his son gets put in a tool shed.

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Ramzy Nasrallah's picture

He says he took "insignificant gifts from boosters" but the real news here is that he also admitted to taking "insignificant heartbeats" from five self-employed women while he was in college.

Northbrook's picture

They was zombie hookers so no harm.

GoBucks713's picture

Hey, i'm not sure if you guys knew, but I heard somewhere that CRAIG JAMES allegdly MURDERED FIVE HOOKERS while at SMU

-The Aristocrats!

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater's picture

What?   CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS AT SMU?    AND ate whole wheel of cheese?  I'm not even mad, that's amazing.....

flipbuckeye's picture

I think he shared the cheese with Mark May, who was alleged to be wearing women's underwear at the time.

jedkat's picture

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"I was tired of trying to work my way around the back, so I just ran him over"

~ Joey Bosa

GlueFingers Lavelli's picture

Mike leach locked Craig James son in a closet because His dad killed Mike Leach' sister who was one of 5 hookers killed by James at SMU. 

Dustin Fox was our leading tackler as a corner.... because his guy always caught the ball.

Buckeyevstheworld's picture

So it went from "I took nothing" to, "It was insignificant.". Next it'll be "I didn't kill those hookers at SMU, I just buried the bodies".

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

Buckeye Scottie's picture

Must have been a typo by MARK MAY WEARING WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR.  He meant to say Craig James took insignificant LIVES from HOOKERS, not gifts from boosters.  Even though Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU, it truly is too bad that Mark May wears women's underwear.

Nick Buckeye's picture

I used to participate in internet memes, but then I took an arrow in the knee........

onetwentyeight's picture

so he DOESN't DENY that he DID KILL 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU? 

 

What is he hiding? WHY WONT HE DENY SUCH A HEINOUS CRIME? 

GA-Buckeye's picture

Aah, the arrow to the knee....lol

GA-Buckeye's picture

I heard that CRAIG JAMES was on his way to a press conference where he was going to admit to KILLING 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU, but like Nick above, he also took an arrow to the knee...

Fortunately, Mark May was there wearing women's underwear, eating cheese, and witnessed Tim Tebow miraculously healing CRAIG JAMES and that same HOOKER KILLING knee.