PHONE'S RINGING -- IT'S URBAN ON THE LINE
FEAR THE PIRATE
Yes, looks like a pirate ship has been spotted approaching the Potomac.
Unless he has a pirate canoe, he's not gonna be able to make it to UMD's campus via the Potomac.
If you were a pirate coming in from the ocean, would you take the Potomac or cut up Chesapeake Bay? It's not like you can really get to UMD from either.
Say what you will, but the "Fridge" made them a respectable program, totally wrong how this situation went down.
"Don't put syrup on shit, and tell me it's pancakes"
No matter how sh*tty the tour is, it's always tough to leave.
No, please do not make this happen. Maryland and its thugnificent student body do not deserve to get the glorious pirate captain.
I clicked on it... I regretted it immediately...
I still think their fans arebetter than UVA's....their taunting of Juan Dixon made me vomit.
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