The Fake Lantern Campus Week in Review: Oct. 27- Nov. 2

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November 4, 2013 at 6:20a
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SUNDAY

A source inside Ohio State football reported that the team would loan Kenny Guiton to remaining opponents to improve the Buckeyes' schedule strength.

Update: Ohio State would also be loaning Guiton to the Cleveland Browns.

MONDAY

Students were excited and then severely disappointed upon receiving a Hogwarts acceptance letter and then realizing it was an email from Rec Sports.

TUESDAY

OSU's offensive linemen showed they were also pretty good at pancake blocking the sidewalk.

A band member's mom wondered if she could share TBDBITL's halftime video on facebook more than once.

And Urban Meyer struggled to find a single mistake in the Penn State game tape.

WEDNESDAY

Editorial: Oval Walk Zone is more like Oval CHALK Zone haha we're clearly running out of ideas here.

And Cavs fans who were excited for the team's opening loss were disappointed after Cleveland instead defeated the Brooklyn Nets to begin the season.

THURSDAY

Students across campus were glad it was warm enough to wear Playboy bunny costumes to class.

And a student dressed as "michigan's B1G title hopes" was just completely naked.

FRIDAY

We beat a dead boilermaker and smack talked Purdue because we were tired of them.

SATURDAY

Ohio State sealed its victory against Purdue in like what twelve seconds so there was not really much to make fun of.

Comments

jdagrava.1's picture

LOL this was pretty accurate!  :)
"Here’s a stat. You have one more win this year than we have losses over the last two years, which of course means you have exactly one win. It’s going to stay that way. We’re not even sure who your quarterback is, but we have three. Braxton Miller is going to throw as many touchdowns as the coaches allow him, Kenny G is going to rush for as many touchdowns as the coaches allow him, And Cardale Jones is going to run around because the coaches don’t care what he does at this point."

"It takes a little something special to be a great player.  What you got in you, we're going to find out.  And if there's a touch of greatness in there, how cool would that be?"

-Urban F. Meyer

pjtobin's picture

I lol'd at the coaches not caring what Cardale does at this point. 

Bury me in my away jersey, with my buckeye blanket. A diehard who died young. Rip dad. 

buckeyeEddie27's picture

Cardale is an Ox out there.  Is he really 250lb?

I know there's a game Saturday, and my ass will be there.

RBuck's picture

Update: Ohio State would also be loaning Guiton to the Cleveland Browns.

 
Solid gold (and I'm a Browns fan).

"It's just another case of there you are". ~ Doc (1918-2012)

MN Buckeye's picture

The Fake Lantern always brings a smile, but this time they were spot-on accurate!