Good Thanksgiving Weekend Recipe...

SEC BUCKEYE's picture
November 20, 2012 at 11:41a



So you want to learn how to cook a wolverine do you? Well there's a GOOD reason they refer to the wolverine as "stink bear", and for most galloping gourmet's, they can't get past the smell far enough to even consider bringing even a hind quarter into the kitchen. That makes him grillin' fare at best. And depending (only a little bit) whether you have tagged a young female or a randy old boar, the smell may be more or less tolerable, even out on the deck during a heavy snowfall. To help tame down what might be an otherwise overwhelming odor which can dominate senses LONG before your taste buds ever get up the nerve to take that first bite, I recommend a recipe so popular with the Hawaiians that they literally ate the Hawaiian Wolverine right into extinction. Consider this: Cube about one pound of the more tender cuts and roll them in 1/4 cup of flour. Brown the cubes in margarine, butter, or olive oil. (Your preference) Once browned, add 1/2 cup of boiling water and simmer in a frying pan until tender. After the meat is cooked and tender, add two chopped green peppers, 1/2 cup of drained pineapple chunks, and part of a chopped purple onion to taste. Continue to simmer meat with other ingredients. Then add to a saucepan 1/2 cup of pineapple juice, 1/2 teaspoon of salt, 2 tablespoons of corn starch, 1/4 cup of mild vinegar, 1/4 cup of sugar, one heaping teaspoon of instant coffee, and ground pepper to taste. (The pineapple juice, coffee, and vinegar help to work out any gaminess in the meat.) (Some like to throw in a minced jalapeno pepper as well. Make mine without.) Heat contents of saucepan over low heat and continue cooking until the sauce thickens. Pour sauce over meat and simmer a few minutes to allow the meat to absorb the flavors of the sauce mix. This recipe will serve six. The next time you cook it, you may have to double the ingredients to serve 12. Hope you enjoyed this recipe today and uh Oh yeah GO BUCKS! BEAT MICHIGAN!!!!!

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Doc's picture

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, grilled stink bear.

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OSUStu's picture

Should that be EAT MICHIGAN!!!!!?

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^^^ I see what you did there lol

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Alhan's picture

so popular with the Hawaiians that they literally ate the Hawaiian Wolverine right into extinction

Those Hawaiians know how to fix a problem!

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BUCKI4LIFE's picture

Nice! +1 if I could!  Go Bucks!

Earle's picture

Tastes like chicken.

Snarkies gonna snark. 

Alhan's picture

ZOMG you changed your picture and now I don't know who you are!!!  What is the world coming to?!

"Nom nom nom" - Brady Hoke

Earle's picture

In honor of Michigan week.  All the talk of Earle and his fedora got me thinking....

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WHO ARE YOU???? One of my first crushes growing up was Earle's daughter Noel. We played on the same soccer team in elementary school and sometimes after games we would go back to their house, and that Fedora would sit on his desk in his Office when he was home. He was a good good man who loved his 4 kids very dearly.

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I don't know the man personally, but have always been a fan of Earle and his passion for football and Ohio State.  Some of my earliest Buckeye memories are of his first year as HC. 
I was sickened by the way his career ended at OSU, but his final edition of The Game is one of my favorite memories. 
Many years later I was bestowed the nickname of Earle as a result of a case of mistaken identity, which I proudly bore.  When I joined 11W, "Earle" was the natural choice for my username.

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BoFuquel's picture

The only good one is a dead one.I hate TSUN. GO BUCKS!

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jthiel09's picture

Hawaiians love Wolverine more than SPAM, who knew?


sb97's picture

Weasel will have no part of my Thanksgiving feast.

ArTbkward's picture

I think I'll stick to turkey.

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