Illinois Drinking Game

Ramzy Nasrallah's picture
October 14, 2011 at 4:19p

Let's face it: The 2011 Ohio State football season is an exercise in humility. Between Nick Siciliano avoiding his true calling at Best Buy, Jim Bollman catching flying fish with his mouth and Joe Bauserman dropping scuds on innocent people, we might as well have a little fun.

Laughter helps ease the pain. You know what else helps ease the pain? Drinking games.

Here is a helpful chart for making what's sure to be yet another abysmal performance in Champaign on Saturday (in fairness, this happens with all Buckeye teams) at least somewhat entertaining. At least it might keep you in the bathroom instead of in front of your TV.

[The 11W legal team says that this game is only to be played by readers over the age of 21, that nobody should actually do this and that if you do choose to participate, anything you do to yourself or others is your fault and not ours.]

Action Drink
Bob Davie says:  
     "Footbaw" 1
     "Notruh Dame" 2
     "They really miss DeVier Posey" 3
     "He's a football player" 5
Tressel is mentioned 1
Urban Meyer is mentioned 2
Brady Hoke is mentioned 3
Mike Vrabel:  
     Is on television 1
     Yelling 2
     With a visible dip lip 3
Luke Fickell:  
      Is on television 1
     Actually talking to someone or something 2
Howard Island gets burned 1
Etienne Sabino gets burned 1
John Simon sack 2
Jonathan Hankins sack 2
Boom Herron TD SOCIAL
Braxton Miller TD SOCIAL
Joe Bauserman:  
     Enters game 1
     Throws a pass 3
     It lands out of bounds Finish drink
Kenny Guiton:  
     Enters game 1
     Throws a pass 1
     Scores a TD SOCIAL
     Throws an INT 3
Ohio State beats Illinois Fire Bollman
Illinois beats Ohio State Fire Bollman


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