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Why we hate sports scandals


A few years ago, USC was hit with major penalties for improper benefits. Within, the last 12 months, Ohio State, North Carolina, LSU, Texas, Boise St., Auburn, Miami and Oregon have all come under that watchful eye of the NCAA.  It has been a lousy year for college football.

And now there is this Penn St. thing. I use the term”thing” because thing is used to describe something that is not easily identified. “There is this thing growing on the side of my tree. This thing in my engine is making a racket when I accelerate. There is something out in the barn.”

How do you accurately put into words a pedophile being allowed unfettered access to troubled boys? How do you describe, in detail, what he is accused of doing? How do you talk about certain rumors popping up involving these boys and other members of the university? A missing district attorney? Men walking away while boys are being raped in the shower?

This is so much more repulsive than players getting paid money or cheating on term papers or recruits being shown a good time by willing females. This is about the darkest nature of man. It is about serious and heinous crimes being committed against children. It is something that repulses anyone regardless of age, sex or status. It is a gross, disgusting story.

As I have sat for the last two days digesting all of this, my team (Ohio State) has been declared guilty by the NCAA of having failed to monitor, which is the second worst violation possible. Soon OSU will be hit by sanctions, including loss of scholarships and perhaps even a bowl ban. Next to what is happening at Penn St. it is a joke, a sign of my troubled mind that the two are even compared.

I am not seeking to compare the paltry effect of sanctions against a football powerhouse to that of the destruction of several childhoods. I am trying to compare the reaction of the fan bases.

Whenever another team gets caught with their hand in the cookie jar, you smile and think “I knew it! I knew they were cheating!” You write on message boards proclaiming how they are dirty while your team is made of nothing but angels. And then your team gets caught. Your Christian coach who has done so much for the young men on his team, for the college and for the community has been caught cheating and lying.

It stuns you. You rooted for a cheater. You beat teams with ineligible players. You are suddenly them.  And you deny and you defend until the realization of it all comes crashing down upon your head. Your coach and your team are human after all, and you are no better.

Penn St. students rallied and rioted around their disgraced ex-coach. After all, Paterno had been there since the Middle Ages and hardly a Nittany Lion fan can recall a day when JoePa wasn’t walking the sidelines. He was Penn St. football! And all that you trusted and all that you loved is covered in muck, and you feel slimmed.

Many who write upon this subject will come to the conclusion that it is our willingness to accept reality within certain confines that causes us grief when those realities are challenged or even shattered. Certainly I view Jim Tressel in a new light now that his failures have been exposed, and certainly there is a great deal of truth in saying that tumbled heroes make us question deeply held beliefs. After all, things that we cling to do not go gentle into that good night.

But I think that there is a much simpler answer. I think that when we find out our teams have cheated or have covered up crimes, it makes us sad because it has trampled upon our youth.

We recall a day when back-yard football was the best thing in the world and there was no cheating involved. No recruiting violations, no 100 dollar hand shakes. We remember running down a deep fly ball while trying to not smash into a tree. We remember basketball games played with friends using a hoop attached to a garage. We remember racing to find out who was the fastest.

It was a childhood and it was a game and the two were forever meshed into one. When we read about point shaving and cheating and crimes being allowed so as to not rock the boat, we shudder because such things were never part of the games we played as kids. It cheapens what we grew to love. It makes a young boy cry out to Shoeless Joe Jackson “say it ain’t so, Joe!” Say it isn’t true that my hero playing the game I love isn’t a cheat and a scoundrel. Say that what I have made my own isn’t tarnished.

Say it isn’t so, Jim. Or Joe. Or Cam. Or Pete. Tell me it isn’t true so that the one pure thing I had as a child can survive the brutal reality of growing up. Tell me that somewhere there is someone who still plays for the love of the game. Tell me it isn’t all about the money. Tell me integrity is more important than the final score. Tell me quick before the last playground of my youth is torn down to make way for a parking lot. Tell me before I can no longer recall the smell of a new glove or the feel of a football as it hits my fingers and I haul it in for a catch.

Tell me before the sunlight fades and all I have left is the darkness of adult cynicism.
 

Top 10 Michigan blog.

 

Since there is a 125 word count minimum for a blog, I will have to fill in some dead space. Dang. I still need a few more words. Oh, there they are.

 

Top 10 Things Tougher Than Michigan's Defense

10. 1 ply toilet paper.

9.  A stuffed bunny, armed only with hugs and kisses.

8. Sneaking into Arizona.

7. Getting tickets to remaining Bengals games.

6. Trying to find a buyer in the Middle East for your left-over uranium.

5. Being a farmer from Iowa and having to choose between growing coffee or corn.

4. Finding a way to spend $100 cash at a strip club.

3. Coloring within the lines.

2. Determining if Sarah Palin knows more about guns or advanced economic theory.

1. Finding an unemployed Michigan grad.

For a single point.

 

I honestly can’t remember an age in my life when football wasn’t a factor. I have been playing it since I could run and hold onto a football, and I was watching it when I had no idea what holding or off-sides meant. But every year, as the season got older and the weather got cooler and the leaves accepted their glorious death hues and tumbled to the ground, I understood that The Game was upon us. In school, we made paper turkeys and studied Pilgrims, but at home and everywhere else I went, we spoke of The Game.

            The hatred of all things yellow-and-blue consumed me at an early age. Hating Michigan, at a time when I was being taught that hate is wrong, was not only accepted but encouraged. It was as natural as breathing. I never questioned the hate, but instead dove head first into the rivalry. I suppose I did this because my father had an unspeakable loathing of the team up north, and all good sons seek their father’s approval.

            I have watched many Michigan games with my dad, and I learned some of my best swearing during those games. There is one game in particular, however, that I will always cherish, always remember, for the simple reason that it was the final version of The Game I ever got to watch with dad before he died.

            The year was 1988, and John Cooper had just taken over for the fired Earl Bruce. Ohio State wasn’t very good that season, but all bad seasons are resurrected with victories in The Game and beating Michigan kept every Buckeye faithful warm during the cold Ohio winter. I entered Michigan week hoping for a victory, but realizing it would take a Herculean effort to achieve such a victory.

            Mom and dad lived on Main Street then, in a little rental next door to the Masonic Temple. I parked my car in their lot and went inside. Pops was wearing his favorite Buckeye sweater and was most likely on his tenth cup of coffee and twentieth cigarette by then, so he had equal parts of caffeine and nicotine to both amplify and subdue his loathing. “Have a seat Davie,” he said as he knocked some magazines to the floor.

            “We gonna beat them this year, dad?”

            “Damn straight we are going to beat those lousy bastards.” I smiled because “lousy bastards” was an actual compliment coming from my father.

            We talked for a while as kick-off neared, mostly about The Game, but sometimes other aspects of life would come up as well. During the fall in Ohio, anything not related to football was considered “small talk”, and we small talked about his smoking and my marriage and having kids. Then The Game started and all other things melted away into the sea of nothingness and disappeared from our minds.

            We both booed lustily when Bo Schembechler led the evil Wolverines onto the sacred grass of Ohio Stadium. Bo was the kind of man that you begrudgingly respected because he did it the right way. He won with class, didn’t cheat, and threw enough fits on the sideline to rival that of the immortal Woody Hayes. Honestly, he was the kind of man you wanted your son to play for, the kind of coach you wanted to run your team, but Bo sold his soul when he took over Michigan in 1969 and now he danced with the Devil.

            The Game did not start well. Michigan stuffed our offense all of the first half while running and passing up and down the field on our defense. Already leading 17-0, Michigan kicked a field goal just as the first half expired. Bo had a smirk on his face as he jogged for the locker room and it was a smirk I shall never forgive nor forget.

            Dad and I were pretty gloomy during the halftime show. We didn’t talk much, except for how much we despised Michigan and how badly the Bucks were playing. The second half started again, but this time it was Ohio State that was fired up and executing.

            On three straight Michigan possessions, the Wolverines were forced to punt, while the Buckeyes scored touchdowns. After the third punt, OSU took the ball and drove down the field and scored their third touchdown. What was once a 20 point lead for Michigan became a 20 point tie until the Buckeye kicker booted the extra point and for the first time Ohio State had the advantage.

            My father leapt to his feet and began to scream. “Now you have to score! Now you have to score!” He kept repeating that simple phrase as if Bo could hear him over the television and would somehow become disheartened over his taunting. The screaming and the rage and the vile hatred were nothing new, but what was new was my dad and his youthfulness.

            You see, my father attended Ohio State when Francis Schmidt walked the sidelines. He was attending class and playing late night poker long before Woody and even before Paul Brown. We went and fought in WW II, and suffered for it. He was already a middle-aged man when I was born, and the smoking and high blood pressure and stress made him and old man. All I had ever known was a father that was wrinkled with time and worries.

            But this! This was the young Bob Snook, and with that extra point came a one point lead and with that lead the years melted from my father and he was young again, full of piss and vinegar again. He was the young artist and poet and dreamer that once had nothing better to do in the whole world on a fall Saturday than to sit in the student section of the Horseshoe and cheer on his beloved Buckeyes. It was the Bob Snook I had never known and all it took was a single extra point for me to witness such a transformation.

            The rest of The Game was back and forth, with Michigan taking a late lead but the Bucks had one final shot at winning. Somehow Ohio State failed to score and Michigan went on to win a close game. I was proud of how the Bucks didn’t lie down and die, of how they refused to roll over for the Devil and how, when it was all said and done, the Devil knew it had been in a fight. But a loss is a loss and moral victories are for lesser teams. The Ohio winter would prove to be brutal that year.

            But in that loss I gained so very much. An extra point took me through time and I witnessed my roots on so many different levels. I saw my father young again and for a brief passage of time, all was right in the world.

            I never got to see another Michigan game with pops. He died a few years later, when my daughter was not even two years old, and my family buried him Memorial Day weekend. I still visit his grave time to time, and every Michigan week I place a single Buckeye nut on his grave. I stand there in the quiet and think of all that he taught me, and smile because of the joy he had over a single extra point.

           

Eight years of hate.

Raul sat quietly in the dark, his only companions being a half empty bottle of cheap rum and lingering hate. The rum was his childhood friend from Cuba and the hatred was an eight year-old being that came in the form of late flags and silver helmets.

“I hate Ohio State,” he thought in his native tongue. “I hate all that they do and all that they are.” Raul stole another mouthful of his Cuban friend. He slammed the bottle to the table and walked over to the window.

The outside world was nothing like the dark room in which Raul lived. Outside, there were palm trees and sandy beaches and cool breezes carried in like ocean waves. But he wanted none of those things. Raul wanted vengeance.

Raul wanted vengence upon the Communists that raped his island paradise and turned it into a festering hell-hole of economic deparvity and medical incompetance. And he wanted revenge upon the Buckeyes.

“Eight years,” he thought. “Eight years is a long time for a man to hold so much hate in his heart.” He went to bring the bottle to his mouth but forgot he left the rum on the table. “Eei,” he screamed out loud. “Even my rum has deserted me!” He left the warmth and light of the outside and retreated back into the darkness.

He slipped into the black like a man quietly slips into the warm waters of the Caribbean when he flees Cuba. He let the darkness embrace him, invigorate him, and in the darkness he was reborn.

As he sat in his chair, his mind lingered in Arizona, where a flag flew in from the end zone. Raul remembered that moment like most men recalled the first time they touched their child. Every detail, every second of that event, was frozen in his mind. He had celebrated the overtime win for the national championship, went into his bedroom to take a shower, dressed, went to the little cafe down the street for some wine and olives, and came back to view a little post-game celebrations.

It was then, hours after the game had ended, that Porter threw the cursed yellow ribbon from his hip pocket. So late was the horrible, horrible call that Ohio State had to be flown back from Columbus in order to finish the game.

“But it was already finished, my dear amigo Porter; it was already finished.” Raul took another swig of the rum. “But now we will see how it goes when you are not there to help the Luckeyes this time.”

Eight years is a long time for a man to hate. For Raul, it will not be long enough.

The Ohio State University 27, Miami (FL) 14

We'll get 'em...next week??

At the risk of sounding like Debbie Downer...

...it's official. The Game is dead.

Oh, it will still be played every year, and thanks to the eight gazillion emails and phone calls from angry sports fans, it will still be played the final week of the regular  Big Ten season, but The Game will never be the same.

Due to a lot of thinking by people who get paid a lot to think, and in response to the massive wads of cash waived in said people's faces, the Big Ten added a 12th member (Nebraska), split the conference into two divisions and added a shiny new title game. Tradition be damned, there is a lot of money to be made!

So now the Big Ten commish, a certain Jim Delany, and the conference presidents have placed Ohio State and Michigan in separate divisions. Why? I have no idea, other than their collective minds are still locked into the year 2006.

You remember the year 2006, don't you? It was the magical year of rivalry destiny, the year which saw both Ohio State and Michigan remain undefeated going into The Game, with one team ranked a unanimous number one and the other team left with ugly yellow stripes on their helmets. The game was a heavyweight bout, with not only the Big Ten title on the line but a trip to the national title game as well.

The Bucks leapt to a commanding lead but Michigan slowly closed the gap. Finally, at the very end, Troy Smith lead the Bucks down the field with the go-ahead score thrown to Roy Hall. Time over, game over, and Ohio State went on to get creamed by Florida in the title game. Ahem.

But remember the talk? Remember how a lot of people thought there should be a rematch in Arizona? THAT  is what Delany and his blue-blood ilk remember. They recall the 28.1 million viewers that watched the '06 Game, they can still taste the thrill of being commanders of that great spectacle, and all the while not knowing or caring that The Game was so much more than television revenue.

They want to recreate that majesty as often as possible. If lots of people tune into the regular season version, then think how many will watch a rematch for the actual Big Ten title!

And there, as the Bard once noted, is the rub. The Game has lost all meaning because what really matters is what is decided in Indianapolis the very next week. What was once a bloody bare-knuckles brawl has been reduced to a scratching match.

Let's assume that both OSU and that other team are going into the contest (formally know as The Game) with the foreknowledge that both teams have locked up their respective divisions and will meet each other in the title game. Why are they still playing this now meaningless game? What is their motivation? Okay, team A lost this week, but if they win the next one, than team A will still head for Pasadena. Or New Orleans or whatever BCS bowl game.

The football Big Ten has just become like their basketball brethren, in that the post season play counts as much, if not more, than the regularseason. Oh, it won't happen next year, or even for a while, but as the seasons progress and The Game slowly starts to lose it's importance, then players from both sides will begin to see it as "a" game instead of "The" game. That urgency, that knowledge that if you have only one year left, this is your last go and you better make it count.

It is like Delany and co. are the Admiral Ackbar at the Battle of Endor, and at the first sign of defeat, wish to pull back and try it again some other time. I am like Lando, who understands that there will be only one shot at this. (Star Wars reference-deal with it.) Lost this time? We'll get 'em in 7-10 days!

Maybe the new tradition can be to pass out Bronze Pants for the first game and Gold Pants for the second one.

Yippee.

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