TOTALLY UNREALISTIC FEVER DREAM SCENARIO

onetwentyeight's picture
August 28, 2012 at 11:56p
7 Comments

SO because I am DRUNK AS HELL on this #Urban kool aid and because Saturday cannot come fast enough and to hell with "studying", I decided to type out the ultimate OSU fan dream scenario for this season. 

Assume that a 2007-style season unfolds. A 1-loss team wins the SEC championship game and advances to the BCS by virtue of "winning" the "toughest" conference in all of history, blah blah blah. Let's say 2-loss Oregon upsets then-undefeated USC in a thrilling PAC championship game, and that the MEDIA deems them more "Deserving" than whatever boring old team wins the B1G. So then the BCS championship happens, and Oregon defeats the SEC champion, thereby leaving the "champion" and "runner up" of the BCS both with TWO losses. 

 

MEANWHILE. 

 

OSU goes RAMPAGING THRU THE SCHEDULE AS THE OTHER WEAK B1G TEAMS SCRAMBLE TO CATCH UP TO THE FORCE OF NATURE KNOWN AS URBZ. We SMASH Michigan by 45 at the Shoe on our last game and finish UNDEFEATED and UNDISPUTED NATIONAL CHAMPS. 

 

 

 

Comments

BuckeyeNation's picture

Woo... I want some of that Kool-Aid bro, lol! 

One Bad Buckeye's picture

I think to help this scenario along, Scum needs to beet the crap out of 'Bama (I know...and I know).  Imagine if Scum trucks 'Bama then we truck Scum!  Pretty unlikely but, Wow.  

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Buckeyejason's picture

We all know that the national champion has to be an S.E.C!1!1!1! team now..come on bruh!

BUCKEYES BABY!

hail2victors9's picture

Nobody is trucking anybody (michigan/bama, michigan/osu) but I would love some of that kool-aid...blue kool-aid, that is.

Those who stay will be CHAMPIONS!
~Bo Schembechler

kareemabduljacobb's picture

Cuz Stone Cold said so!!

ShowThemOhiosHere's picture

I do like the Blue Raspberry Kool-Aid - that stuff is the shit - and this scenario would be so epic.  I'd travel to Eugene wearing an "Ohio State - the REAL 2012 National Champions" t-shirt to troll their fans.

Class of 2010.

NoVA Buckeye's picture

PARTY LIKE IT'S 1984!!!!

The offseason begins when your season ends. Even then there are no days off.