NoVA Buckeye Power Index Week 8: Clemson'd

NoVA Buckeye's picture
October 20, 2013 at 8:54p
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BURN IT. BURN IT ALL. IT HURTS SO MUCH I CAN'T BEAR IT ANYMORE! WHY IS ALABAMA STILL A TOP 3 TEAM? WHY IS TEXAS A&M STILL RANKED? WHY IS HOUSTON RANKED #26 EVEN THOUGH THEY SUCK? WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO GET WISCONSIN OR NEBRASKA IN THE TOP 25? BURN IT ALL!

BURN IT ALL TO A CD. THAT WAY, WE CAN MAKE COPIES AND THEN BURN THOSE TOO.

NoVA Buckeye 2013 Power Index: Week 8

1. NOLE TIDE (Florida State)

2. TRYING IS CLASSLESS (Oregon)

3. ROLL DAMN BERT'S TEARS (Alabama)

4. BREAKING BRAD SMITH (Missouri)

5. BUCK YOU (Ohio State)

6. SUCK IT POLLACK (Stanford)

7. RUN THE SCORE ON IOWA STATE THEY DON'T MIND (Baylor)

8. OVERSIZED DRESS SHIRTS (Miami (FL))

9. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL WHY ARE WE EVEN HERE? (Clemson)

9. KING OF THE ASS SLAP (Texas Tech)

11. WAR TIGER (Auburn)

12. BIG GAME IMPLOSION (Oklahoma)

12. BEAMERBALL (Virginia Tech)

12. FIGHTING HOKES (Michigan)

15. OHIO STADIUM ISN'T LOUD (UCF)

17. JORDAN FOOTBALL (Northern Illinois)

18. PLAYOFFS??? (UCLA)

19. (I had nothing clever for Fresno State)

20. OREGANO STEAK (Oregon State)

20. SPARTY DON'T SPART (Michigan State)

22. TODD GRAHAM TO THE SEC (Arizona State)

23. PAPA JOHN'S (Louisville)

24. OH NEAUX (LSU)

25. JOHNNY INFERMARY (Texas A&M)

ON THE CUSP

SPURRIERS (South Carolina)

COUGARTOWN (Houston)

FIRE MARK RICHT (Georgia)

MORMONS (BYU)

OKLAHOMA STEAK (Oklahoma State)

CORN (Nebraska)

THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS THE WANNESTACHES (Pitt)

HOTTY TODDY (Ole Miss) 

ALL URBAN MEYER'S FAULT (Florida)

PAPA JOHN'S, TOO. ALSO AT ONE POINT THE FIGHTING HOKES (Ball State)

-ONLY AVAILABLE ON THE LONGHORN NETWORK- (Texas)

BEERS, BRATS, AND CHEESE (Wisconsin)

-Team Not Available- (Penn State)

DEBT (Maryland)

BASKETBALL SCHOOL (Duke)

CANADIANS (Minnesota)

B1G Rankings

1. Ohio State

2. Michigan

3. Michigan State

4. Nebraska

5. Wisconsin

6. Penn State

7. Minnesota

8. Iowa

9. Northwestern

10. Indiana

11. Illinois

12. FIFTY FEET OF CRAP

13. Purdue

BOTTOM TEN

10. Massachusetts

9. Connecticut

8. Hawai'i

7. Air Force

6. Western Michigan

5. New Mexico State

4. Southern Miss

3. UTEP

2. Georgia State

1. Miami (OH)

Comments

MN Buckeye's picture

Great job, NoVA. Love the editorial commentary. BTW, is there a #16?

NoVA Buckeye's picture

It's Notre Dame and they're tied for 15th. No idea how I missed them the 1st time

The offseason begins when your season ends. Even then there are no days off.

BuckeyeJosh's picture

"12. FIFTY FEET OF CRAP
13. Purdue"
 TTUN #2 in B1G? Just wait a week or two, they'll go back to their old ways.

"Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it."     -Woody Hayes