If you watched a television (or re-)broadcast of last night's classic, you were probably mindful that until the mind boggling, game definitive touchdown pass (and even then not without a bit of internal facial muscle tape delay), Braxton Miller showed approximately zero reactions conducive to that of being a normal, reactive human being. In honor of his stoicness, it's only appropriate to see the dead pan look he modeled (with great applomb, mind you) through the entirety of the contest until it became impossible for even a robot to not learn to love except instead throughout important corner stones in history and pop culture alike:
(For DJ)
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He didn't even blink when Crispus Attucks got shot.
Taquitos.