I just finished up watching Brady Hoke's introductory speech as the new head coach at Michigan. I thought I'd share my findings with you, if you don't mind.
He only spoke for six minutes before opening it up for questions. But in those six minutes, he did the following;
- Said "uhhh" 42 times (yes I counted. And that's also 7 "uhhhs" per minute)
- Repeatedly mentioned "that school in Ohio". Brady, you're still saying the state name. Fail. But at least you're trying to emulate the master, so that's something.
- Refenced "touching kids" twice. It was kinda creepy.
- Nearly cried.
Thank you, God. Just thank you.
If it turns out that he's a huge fan of Josh Grobin, and his wife was wearing a leopard print dress to the press conference, it's a virtual gold mine. Or if he mentions that he used to live in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!