Why OSU will beat _ichigan

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November 26, 2013 at 9:27a

I keep reading posts of members expressing their nervousness over "The Game" and I wanted to take a minute to give some facts that should turn that nervousness in to excitement.  To be clear I'm also nervous because of what's at stake but that's normal for every game The Ohio State University plays.  

I want to start by pointing out Meyers record against rivals over his coaching career.  In a Bleacher Report article from last year "The reason Urban Meyer will dominate Michigan is because of Meyer's track record against his rivals. At Bowling Green State University, Utah and Florida, Urban Meyer went a total of 13-3 against his rivals."  Now add 2 wins vs PSU, 2 vs UW (I count it as a rivalry game if you don't) and 1 win against _ichigan and Meyer is a staggering 18-3 vs. rivals.  In short he approaches these games with the highest sense of urgency.  

Look at the little details he does to make "The Game" that much more special.  Look at the schedule at the WHAC that has all of the other games blocked out except for "that team up north".  He will not let this team forget the "Ohio" slights from Hoke.  Hell he'll probably show the clip of UM's band OH-O-NO halftime show.  

We have the better coaching staff.  We have an OC that's a MENSA member.  They have an OC that's a NAMBLA member.  (That's a South Park reference)   We have a Top 3 HC they have CFB's most expensive cheerleader.  We have the best OL coach in CFB they have a line that's a downgrade to turnstiles at Cedar Point. 

We will have enough OSU fans in the worst stadium for crowd noise to neutralize any home field advantage.  

Most importantly we have the better team! (No stats needed we all know how lopsided they are)

GO BUCKs _ichigan Sucks!


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