Dear St. Nick,
I only have nine gift requests...
9-O.J. stops being afraid to hit. You are a more athletic Nate Salley.
8-Barnett/Bryant learn how to consistently cut the angle in half and break down to make the tackle. Whitner mode please.
7-Shazier/Sabino/Klein:Get well soon, play.fast., be the opposite of suck(lose 10-15 lbs.)
6-Big Hank/Simon/Williams: Stay healthy.
5- "...yard penalty on the offense, #76, repeat third down." Sorry, that sequence haunts my dreams.
4-Stoney goes all Hernandez.
3-Boren gets utilized as more than just a fullback.
2-J.Berry's hammy's stay healthy for just one year. Let Urban get his hands on you. Sandusky'd?
1-B.Miller find your inner Troy Smith (pre award banquet h.a.m.fest).
As you already know, my record is spotless this year. Get to it.