Don't Fall for His Evil Tricks!

Citrus's picture
November 25, 2013 at 11:17a
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(Some of the many forms of the evil one) 

He goes by many names: Mr. Scratch, Mr. Nick, Iblis, the  Shaytan, Abbaddo, Marduk, Bile, Lucifer, Satan, and most horribly – M*ch*gan(I do not spell out the name so that I do not add to its power).

Perhaps the greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn’t exist; but the second best trick is convincing the world he is harmless.

It seems this evil has pulled trickery on Buckeye nation. This is a week to enjoy! This is a week to tell jokes about the sexual looseness and diseases of the residents in that state up north. It is the week to avoid wearing blue. It is the week to refer to a certain city up north as a harlot. This is the week to jump in a pond we call a lake at freezing temperatures.

Instead, many of us are thinking about a different team from that wretched state up north. We are thinking of many other games that our beloved Buckeyes aren’t playing in. Friends, there will be time for that! Don’t let the Devil trick you into giving up the joy of pure HATE this week! Don’t listen to the serpent that would divert your attention from where it belongs. Don’t worry about other games- concern your safe with THE GAME. Lucifer be GONE!!!  This is not f*#&^%ing MSU or FSU week!

No Buckeye brethren, this is OUR week! This is HATE week!



 

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Citrus's picture

Again, I fail at resizing. 

Hovenaut's picture

See, Bo wore his headset....
(as seen earlier on MGo...)

"Success...it's what you do with what you got" - Woody Hayes

Doc's picture

I totally agree with you here Citrus.  We need to not worry about anything else other than beating the piss out of those dregs from the north.  Lay waste to their team and then salt the Earth upon leaving.
Go Bucks!

"Say my name."

Phoenix824's picture

OT but does anyone else think that Justin Beeber could pass for Myley Cyrus is you just gave him blond hair?

Jason Gruber's picture

Blond hair and a unitard. I assume they are both equipped in the same way. 

"You win with People" Woody Hayes

Jeeves's picture

He'd have to do some serious lifting with testosterone therapy as well.

CALPOPPY's picture

They do have the same figure.

I'm a hurtin' buckaroo.

Buckeye419er's picture

Yes the who's name we dare not say

Iron_Buckeye's picture

Interesting fact:
Did you guys know that Brady Hoke had the football team equipment manager search for a chocolate covered whistle?

“The minute we stop expecting greatness from our football program, we become Wisconsin.” Craig Krenzel

buckz4evr's picture

Justin Bieber = Satan.....very funny

Citrus's picture

Thanks, there was a rough crowd in this morning.

IBLEEDSCARLETANDGRAY's picture

"Sherman ran an option play right through the south" - Greatest Civil War analogy EVER.