Dave: Alright folks, time for tonight's Top Ten!
Dave: Ok, tonight's top ten is - Top Ten Options for the UofM Football Coach! Ready?
#10 - Bear Byrant's hat on Les Miles' head.
Dave: So Les will call the plays and run practice, but the hat manages the clock, haHA!
#9 - John Harbaugh
Dave: Dave Brandon called the wrong J. Harbaugh in the phonebook and had to at least give him an interview.
Paul: That's the least you can do, interview him.
Dave: Yeah, can't hurt.
#8 - Bring Lloyd Carr back from retirement.
Dave: That sounds like it could help.
#7 - Bring Bo back from the dead.
Dave: Zombie football coaches are a force to be reckoned with.
Paul: Lots of brains to eat at UofM, huh?
Dave: Not on the football team. Right Jim?
#6 - Gary Moeller (Seriously).
#5 - The Lions Cast-offs.
Dave: That one would consist of HC - Steve Mariucci, OC - Rod Marinelli, DC - Bobby Ross, ST - Matt Millen
Paul: At least they are all Michigan men.
Dave: It's true.
#4 - Charlie Weis' nutritionist
Dave: He'll be used to Denard Robinson and those big gains! haHA! Gains! It has two meanings.
Paul: Why couldn't they get Charlie Weis himself?
Dave: Charlie found out Dave Brandon no longer has the authority to get him free pizza.
#3 - John Cooper
Dave: If you can't beat 'em, join 'em I suppose.
#2 - The Noid.
Dave: Can't get Michigan's star from the 80's, get Domino's!
Paul: Where's he been for 20yrs?
Dave: Ah, I believe, if I'm not mistaken, ah rehab. For cheese.
And the Number One Option for Michigan's Football Coaching Job is...
#1 - Brady Hoke
Paul: I don't get that joke.
Dave: You will after he starts!