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Legends are Made

Saturday at 11:00, the teams will take to the field for warm-ups. Stare downs, taunts, maybe even a little shoving. They will walk on to the field with much on line. For Michigan, a possible BCS at-large bid to revive the program. Nothing makes you forget all about RichRod like a trip to New Orleans and a cool win over a non-AQ school. For OSU, the streak, the season, a winning record. No better way to usher in the Urban era than with a win over scUM. If OSU loses, it's a losing season and a sour footnote on an awfully down year and a half of turmoil and turbulence. If UofM loses, the doubt creeps back into the fanbase: "Did we hire another guy who can't beat Ohio STATE?"

Fickell sparked a mini debate about passion vs talent. I think a talented individual, will play with some extra passion, and rise up to will his team to a win. Someone will have to step up in the Big House. Who will it be? Will Denard cement his legacy as the one that broke the streak, or will all his stats and records go into Michigan lore with an asterisk. *Never beat Ohio State. Will Freshmen sensation Braxton Miller make all the Pryor thoughts go away and suddenly transform into Troy Smith 2.0? Will it be Andrew Sweat, coming back from injury, continuing a legacy of OSU LBs who seemingly are required to have a big game to beat the Wolverines? (Can you remember a Michigan win without a LB having a big game? I can't.) Will Ryan Van Bergen record 3+ sacks in his last home game? Will Mike Brewster pancake Mike Martin's Big House swan song?

Who's it gonna be? Who will become Troy Smith to Gonzo? Who will be Charles Woodson or Tim B(I can't bring myself to google the spelling of his name for fear of having to see his picture and vomitting)? Who will become legendary to their team, their alumni, their grandchildren's children?

Tonight's Top Ten: Michigan's Coaching Options!

Dave: Alright folks, time for tonight's Top Ten!

(musical interlude)

Dave: Ok, tonight's top ten is - Top Ten Options for the UofM Football Coach! Ready?

#10 - Bear Byrant's hat on Les Miles' head.

Dave: So Les will call the plays and run practice, but the hat manages the clock, haHA!

#9 - John Harbaugh

Dave: Dave Brandon called the wrong J. Harbaugh in the phonebook and had to at least give him an interview.

Paul: That's the least you can do, interview him.

Dave: Yeah, can't hurt.

#8 - Bring Lloyd Carr back from retirement.

Dave: That sounds like it could help.

#7 - Bring Bo back from the dead.

Dave: Zombie football coaches are a force to be reckoned with.

Paul: Lots of brains to eat at UofM, huh?

Dave: Not on the football team. Right Jim?

#6 - Gary Moeller (Seriously).

#5 - The Lions Cast-offs.

Dave: That one would consist of HC - Steve Mariucci, OC - Rod Marinelli, DC - Bobby Ross, ST - Matt Millen

Paul: At least they are all Michigan men.

Dave: It's true.

#4 - Charlie Weis' nutritionist

Dave: He'll be used to Denard Robinson and those big gains! haHA! Gains! It has two meanings.

Paul: Why couldn't they get Charlie Weis himself?

Dave: Charlie found out Dave Brandon no longer has the authority to get him free pizza.

#3 - John Cooper

Dave: If you can't beat 'em, join 'em I suppose.

#2 - The Noid.

Dave: Can't get Michigan's star from the 80's, get Domino's!

Paul: Where's he been for 20yrs?

Dave: Ah, I believe, if I'm not mistaken, ah rehab. For cheese.

And the Number One Option for Michigan's Football Coaching Job is...

#1 - Brady Hoke

Paul: I don't get that joke.

Dave: You will after he starts!

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